Varianz Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 (edited) Ok, so first off we didn't bother posting a DoE because we assume you're all smart enough to notice we're still around. For general information, you can assume we're still gonna be around unless we post otherwise. However, I did feel the need to show off our flag. Now, onto the important stuff. Treaties/People we Protect Yeah I know you all hate treaties, they're terrible, blah blah blah. Don't really care. We've made friends with a couple little guys, and don't want to see them get rolled. So, without further ado, the following alliances are under our protection: Imperial Knights Aeonic Imperium In addition, we are pleased to announce an MDAP treaty with our good friends, the kings of pop and smoothest dancers around, Neverland Ranch. So attacking them would be a bad idea. Don't do it or you'll make us sad. Making us sad is a bad thing. Attacking TPF, SWAT, and TF would also be a bad idea, but you all already knew that, right? In other news, we've come up with a really neat member identification protocol that will allow us to identify ghosts (and trust me we've got lots) very quickly. So, if someone from the Empire is stupid and attacks a member of your alliance, you can ask one of us about it. The best place to find us are on our forums, here: http://z8.invisionfree.com/Roman_Empire_Fo...dex.php?act=idx or on IRC, the channel is #RomanEmpire on coldfront. Come talk to us and we'll fix it. Our War Policy We all know wars are fun. Being number one, we're in a bit of a dilemma because if we attack someone, we get the inevitable cries of "ebil overlords", "oppressors of the weak", and "powermongers". Frankly, we don't care. Our goals are to have fun and get better, whether that be at war, organization, or anything. We won't be jerks about any war, and will fight our opponents with dignity. Respect will be returned with respect. Whining will be returned with nukes. Oh, and don't expect to raid us and get away with it, regardless of the size of your nation. If we raid you and you have a problem with it, talking to us gets more respect then whining. Signed for the Roman Empire, Tiberius12, Emperor Carpatus, Minister of the Interior FolgerSoldier, Minister of Recruiting Kulomascovia, Minister of Foreign Affairs Rand AlThor, Imperial Council ColonelTom, Imperial Council Easton, Imperial Council Spencer, Imperial Advisor JRoix, Imperial Advisor Edited July 3, 2009 by Kingharold33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folger Soldier Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 ROMAN EMPIRE ALL THE WAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Stranger Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 So with TPF and RE together, how can you lose? (Oh wait, let's look at IRON and NPO.) ... Nevermind... Anyways, Just because you have a lot of members doesn't mean you are actually organized and such. Just look at the alliance "none". 478 nations, 206k total NS, yet they don't have organization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 o/ RE oh yeah.....sweet flag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 All Hail the Empire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted July 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 So with TPF and RE together, how can you lose? (Oh wait, let's look at IRON and NPO.)... Nevermind... Anyways, Just because you have a lot of members doesn't mean you are actually organized and such. Just look at the alliance "none". 478 nations, 206k total NS, yet they don't have organization. I think we're a bit more organized then None, although I'll readily admit we have lots of ghosts (I'm sure MHA can agree that being number one comes with lots of ghosts). Still, if you want to try us, go ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Stranger Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 I think we're a bit more organized then None, although I'll readily admit we have lots of ghosts (I'm sure MHA can agree that being number one comes with lots of ghosts). Still, if you want to try us, go ahead. Well, no, we wouldn't. First you need to bring up a "bogus" CB, then we need to go into negotiations where RE attacks the negotiating alliance, then we will brand ourselves "Karma" and all band together. Of course, that won't happen. We like TPF too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 So with TPF and RE together, how can you lose? (Oh wait, let's look at IRON and NPO.)... Nevermind... Anyways, Just because you have a lot of members doesn't mean you are actually organized and such. Just look at the alliance "none". 478 nations, 206k total NS, yet they don't have organization. This sounds almost threatening, or at best insultive to OB's long time friends in TPF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Stranger Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 This sounds almost threatening, or at best insultive to OB's long time friends in TPF... Or just a joke regarding the Karma War. (C'mon, does anyone from RE have a sense of humor?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Or just a joke regarding the Karma War. (C'mon, does anyone from RE have a sense of humor?) The Karma War bores me. Plus I'm not from RE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted July 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Or just a joke regarding the Karma War. (C'mon, does anyone from RE have a sense of humor?) Jon's TPF, despite our best efforts to convert him . And I think I was grumpy one day and ordered all our members to get rid of their senses of humor, forever. There will be no laughter on my watch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Stranger Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 The Karma War bores me. Plus I'm not from RE Same here, but it's still something to ridicule in this game. Jon's TPF, despite our best efforts to convert him . And I think I was grumpy one day and ordered all our members to get rid of their senses of humor, forever. There will be no laughter on my watch! Ha! Whoops... Don't crush me please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Jon's TPF, despite our best efforts to convert him . And I think I was grumpy one day and ordered all our members to get rid of their senses of humor, forever. There will be no laughter on my watch! lmao...oops..sorry..I keep forgetting you don't like the laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Hmmmm I don't know if I'm ghosting you guys or not :/ Also, abusing power and being teh ebil overlordssss is fun yo Also, if I am a ghost please don't attack me I need to reroll again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clash Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 I have heard of this "Roman Empire" thing. They seem like pleasant people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popsumpot Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Whining will be returned with nukes. Since when did RE have nukes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 o/ Roman Empire Thanks for teh Protection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted July 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Since when did RE have nukes? Since Thursday I think . And we've always had nukes just...never...very many. Fixing that though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted July 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Oh, and since I don't feel that it deserves it's own topic we declare war on the Shadowmen. Yes, fail update attack is fail; orders just got sent out due to internal communications errors. For future reference, don't go to war the same day you decide to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Oh, and since I don't feel that it deserves it's own topic we declare war on the Shadowmen. Yes, fail update attack is fail; orders just got sent out due to internal communications errors. For future reference, don't go to war the same day you decide to. Fail DoW is Fail.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted July 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Fail DoW is Fail.... Fail alliance is fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Also, you should edit it into your OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted July 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Also, you should edit it into your OP What purpose would that serve? The OP is important stuff, our DoW against you, not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingNeptune Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 What purpose would that serve? The OP is important stuff, our DoW against you, not so much. This statement has won the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 For future reference, don't go to war the same day you decide to. lol....nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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