kobiashiy Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 (edited) Well now wasn't that BIG! Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls of all ages. Welcome to the show. *Ringmaster speaking* For our first act I would like to introduce you to our host: Wacky Rackk and Vid Mik Man *Ringmaster speaking* For our second act I would like you to meet our communicating Ducat:#BTO on coldfront *Ringmaster speaking* For our third act I would like you to meet our supervising comity:Veritas Aequitas *Ringmaster speaking* Well that was a short show today, but you should come visit our next show!(flier below) Preamble Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls of all ages, Welcome to the show Article 1: Admission Tickets will be sold at the door In order to be eligible for a ticket you must first fill out a form an then receive and education on the art of circus Article 2: Government Structure *Ring Master begins to speak into microphone* Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the Show. I will be your ringmaster today. I am the protector of our show. I control all external and internal affairs. I may appoint new positions as I feel fit. Iam ringmaster for life, even when I have laragitus *He clears his throat* Our first act today is the Lion Tamer He is in charge of all defense at the circus. He may make suggestions to the ringmaster where to send the poop cleaner-upper . *The ringmaster sways back and forth* Our next act will be the juggler. He juggles treaties around with easy He may also suggest treaties to the ringmaster *cough*cough* Our next act is the Balancer. Watch as he balances thing around and keeps circus in order *Balancer drops plates and leaves to boos* Our next act is the Tightrope walker He watches the economics carefully and makes sure there is a safety net *crowd rumbles* And now for our grand finale the Clown They are in charge of bring new audience members to the Circus Article 3: Kiwanis The circus has an elected Kiwanis. The Kiwansis job is to keep contact between the members and the circus staff. There is one Kiwansis member for every ten members. A Kiwansis term lasts one month. Article 4: Security! Sometimes people do dumb things. It is the right of the ringmaster to sick security on you if he feels necessary. Article 5: Alliance Aid Sometimes people don't feel right at home and decide to leave the Circus. If you have received any aid from the Circus, you must pay it back! Article 6: Amendments Amendments to our constitution may be made by the ringmaster alone. The rest of the circus staff may help the ringmaster in his decision. Closing: Thank you for coming and may all your days be CIRCUS DAYS! Signed, dwthegreat Ringmaster Edited July 4, 2009 by kobiashiy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Well that sure does look very nice, good job Kobi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frocony Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Woot go kobi we all love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kobiashiy Posted July 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Bump to the top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shilo Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 And a free bump from me. Any alliance that has a clown in a official position deserves at least that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shilo Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Thanks You are welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Thanks for the nice bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 My avatar represents the BTO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 You should join us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kobiashiy Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 We offer lion aid, you know you want it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Silas Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 your avy is to scary for me and its about time we have clowns in suits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 your avy is to scary for me and its about time we have clowns in suits! You think that's scary, I'm waiting on the siggy to come in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 You know you wanna become a clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Vump for a Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 You should join us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shilo Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 You should join us You guys have a fine alliance there indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 You guys have a fine alliance there indeed. You seem to have a very good alliance with a lot of those inactive members Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shilo Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 You seem to have a very good alliance with a lot of those inactive members Huh? I surely have to agree with us being a good alliance, but we are neither a lot, nor is any of us inactive. That said, I'll be looking forward to us doing business soon, I want tech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted July 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Huh? I surely have to agree with us being a good alliance, but we are neither a lot, nor is any of us inactive.That said, I'll be looking forward to us doing business soon, I want tech It was a joke Take a look at why I said it: http://www.cybernations.net/stats_alliance...0Wise%20Nations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shilo Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 It was a joke Take a look at why I said it: http://www.cybernations.net/stats_alliance...0Wise%20Nations Heh, that is curious. The first time I ever saw that on an alliance statistics By all means then, we are dangerously inactive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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