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Charging Charlie swings a large purple dildo shaped object at the back of the Generalissmo's head. Errr... nvm.. the rest is a bit steamy and while it might be considered romantic in some quarters it just isn't fit for polite company.

(Says this in a deep Barry White Voice)

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The God-Emperor heard that Generalissmo had been kidnapped, sourned around his amazingly sturdy Jeep, and e through a few more buildings to get to the airport. I WLL FIND YOU GENERALISSIMO! WHY? BECAUSE I AM EXTREMELY BORED. AND BECAUSE I AM A GOD!!!!

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With his characteristic coat, hat, and pipe, Mr. Holmes begin analyzing the available clues--fragments from what could only be shuriken littered the site of the kidnapping, many footsteps indicated a short but violent struggle, though he saw no blood. They must have bludgeoned him into submission.

And over a little further away, an abandoned Castro hat was caught on a piece of rubble that was thrust up out of the other ruins...

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Mysterious music played by the docks, which like all docks around the world were stuck in eternal night with thick fog just waiting their to conceal their viewers.

Ziggy approaches.

Ziggy: I came. Did you?

MARTEN'S SECOND COUSIN HALF-REMOVED FROM HIS FATHER'S COUSINS SIDE: Of course, now. I will begin by saying that this mission will be very dangerous, are you sure want to go ahead with it.

Ziggy: OF COURSE! I WILL FIND GENERISIMO AND BECOME THE GREATEST MAN THAT EVER LIVED MARTEN'S SECOND COUSIN HALF-REMOVED FROM HIS FATHER'S COUSINS SIDE!

MARTEN'S SECOND COUSIN HALF-REMOVED FROM HIS FATHER'S COUSINS SIDE: Fine. Your death wish, but let's start with my one condition.

Ziggy: And what would that be? (In a somewhat distrusting voice)

MARTEN'S SECOND COUSIN HALF-REMOVED FROM HIS FATHER'S COUSINS SIDE: From hence on, I will not be "MARTEN'S SECOND COUSIN HALF-REMOVED FROM HIS FATHER'S COUSINS SIDE" I will be known as the tetra-gramaton CHRFHFCS.

Ziggy: Umm... how do you pronounce that?

CHRFHFCS: You can't it's a tetra-gramaton. I always wanted people to address me in this manner it makes me feel important.

Ziggy: Couldn't I just call you by your real name? That other way sounds difficult.

CHRFHFCS: Alright fine... my name is Xarntens. Are you familiar with the name neron3?

Ziggy: No. Who puts a number in their name?

Xarntems: Well, this character has a lot to do with this story... He owns an underground organization called Kurai that is part of the European Union, a grand Illuminati Alien plot to take over the world. He was ultimately defeated.

Ziggy: Well... that's great and all but there must be fifty grand Illuminati Plots in Europe. They're all secret so they all don't know about each other but everyone else knows about them but doesn't say anything.

Xarntems: Really?! You mean ours isn't the only one! YOU LIE! Eh, um we don't exist you never heard or saw anything.

Ziggy: Anyways, what does this have to do with anything I don't understand.

Xarntems: Well... It was wondered how this nation was achieving such great power, his petty nation Lejandia, how did it bring down the grand plot of the great Masons! What they found was shocking. To shocking for words.

Xarntems: Their leader their army. Ziggy. You must stop them and whomever is behind this Lejandia. They are making...

AN ARMY OF CLONE NINJA GENERAL ISIMOS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

The world faded to black and Ziggy stood in a single lone white light illuminating from a an unknown source in an unknown universe... no, this was all in his head. Who knew that the head of boy genius was really this empty... all that was there was him and he could see himself in third person. He put on a couple of pounds recently, it was quite unnerving.

Ziggy: That would all make sense, it would explain how their ninjas defeated the conservation of ninjitsu law. It wasn't that Generalisimo's enemies were stronger, it was that Generalismo's enemies WERE Generalisimo and so Generalismo was weaker!

Xamtems: BUT! I've only told you half, and this is as far as you go. Mwah ha ha ha! There is no way you'll ever find this nation! It is hidden and not located in any map store in the- hey? Aren't you listening to me?

Ziggy: Nah, I'm finding this Lejandia. There it is.

Xamtems: That's impossible! You can't find Lejandia! It doesn't exist on any map in any map store in existence!

Ziggy: No, which is why I went to a higher authority.

Xarntems: ?

Ziggy: Google Earth! They even have cars driving through the cities of Lejandia and full reviews of their restraunts and local tourist attractions. Here is a link to their hidden internet IP address holding their tourism info.

http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_d...ation_ID=191250

PAGE:

WELCOME FROM GENERAL ISIMO OF LEJANDIA! WHERE EVERYONE! EXCEPT YOU MARTENS! IS WELCOME!

Ziggy: Wow, you are right!

Xarntems: Really? I was going to meet you there for an epic betrayal and throw you into a flaming fire! Do you happen to know where there might be a good pizza joint there? I love eating pizza before betraying people and setting their bodies to the flame man!

Ziggy: Rays. Rays Pizza.

Xarntems: Thanks!

Ziggy: So. Why are you telling me all this.

Xarntems: You'll find out soon enough. soon. HA HA HA!!!

Ziggy runs forward to see the face of this mysterious character but he somehow dissapeared with no apparent place to go. He wanted to know the real motivations of this man, but in the meantime it would seem as though he would have to go it alone... the amulet he wore glowed warmly... it was strange and he knew not why it did what it did but it seemed to be warning him. All the same, he had to go, otherwise he'd never fulfill his dream of becoming the greatest fighter/hacker/whatever in the world!

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The island of Lejandia smoked with the fresh smell of a broiling volcano the fire-red sea churning under the rising sun. Ziggy approached it carefully from a distance in the Aether X-13 which was now running low in fuel.

Ziggy: Lejandia Air-base this I would like to request permission to land, call sign flying tiger!

Lejandia Air-base: negative Flying tiger, crouching wombat air-base is does not have you on record and therefore you must be a spy agent sent to cause us mass devestation and trouble in our plans for world domination. General Isimo would like to welcome you back later, but for now we are forced to use missiles to blast you out of the skies.

Ziggy: Wha-?! Wait no, can we retalk this out? I really wasn't looking for. JINX JINX!

From the dark shores of the island, two missile silos rise and fire off several volleys of rockets towards Ziggies airplane! After some impressive aerial acrobatics that he pulled off barely he survived for a moment from getting blown out of the sky by the skin of his teeth. Dramatic music begins playing as it is suddenly shown that the enemy has not two anti-air sam sites but the entire island is covered in them! In an instant hundreds of rockets fly towards Ziggies plane and he is forced spiral and spin, dodge and roll his airplane through the vast storm of metal and explosions....

As he pulls out from yet another massive blast of flame the glass broken on his plane he chokes on the smoke of the hot explosive gases from the missile bursts... His plane is covered in dent marks and burn wounds from the vast array but using his natural instinct, the young pilot barely avoids death in the skies surviving the first wave. But as he aims his plane for the run-way a lone missile site aims from the forests below and a suddenly his RADAR goes bezerk. He frantically looks everwhere's but to no avail. He finally sees his fate when it is already come to pass, the blur falling right behind his plane before a massive explosion sends him forward hitting his head on the front panel knocking him unconscious. The plane spirals over and over again before suddenly it crashes into the forests below.

Precisely next to where he lands a dark sinister figure stands, his angled form a silhouette of fear against the shadows of the forest. He is flanked on either side by a set of heavy guard soldiers with powerful machine guns. As a gleam of light shines of a single monicle on his right eye, he grins an evil grin.

???: Why whatever do we have here! Mwah ha ha ha ha!!!!

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Ziggy awoke to a dark room with a single light over-head. Just as they had in the past, the narrators were apparently very lazy here too, or at least overly dramatic. In fact, to avoid wasting away thoughts of escape they even had the primary villian approach from the dark shadows just as he awoke...

Dark Figure from before: So you've awoken. As you can see, escape. IS. IMPOSSIBLE!

Ziggy: I only just woke up, how could I possibly tell that, especially with so little light? You haven't been standing their staring at me like that the entire time I've been knocked out have you?

Dark Figure from the past: Well... err. Electric bills for these giant operations are rather low budget you see and we could only afford one enviromentally friendly lightbulb for over-head. As to where I've been for the last several hours, that's honestly a good question, it's as though I was in the forest one minute then yanked through a giant plot hole the next to this location here... the narrator does seem to imply that I've been standing here stan- Eh? Why am I discussing this with you! Don't you realize your are trapped and will soon see the first villian reveal his plan of doom and ACTUALLY complete it! BEHOLD THE EPIC PLAN REVELATION OF MY EVIL PLANS!

Suddenly, as the power meter out back started spinning with enough centrifugal force to throw the paint off the numbers the room lit up to reveal an army below. An army of Generalisimos, and the evil villian. The worst the world has ever known!

Ziggy: No, it could't be!

Before him stood an ancient egyptian King, a mummy, with an afro... decked out in a trench coat and German insignia in bling style!

???: THAT IS RIGHT! I AM THE GREAT EMPEROR CAISTRO OF THE FIRST REICH OF EGYPT! AND WITH THIS CLONE ARMY OF GENERALISMOS! I WILL RULE THE WORLD BY THE SIDE OF THE GREAT EVIL LEAGUE OF... Evilness.

Ziggy: But why? And why another Reich?

Caistro: I actually never thought about that... it just sounded good at the time?

A young girl with an over-sized knife in her hand walks up and tags on Caistro's trenchcoat.

Caistro: The time has come young lady, drop these babbling idiots into the volcano while I prepare the creations of the FIRST REICH! AND THE TAKE-OVER OF THE WORLD!

Young Girl: Desu. Desu, desu deessuu~?

Caistro: Indeed, but on the way back can you pick me up a sandwhich at subway?

Young Girl: Desu.... Desu... DESU DESSUU DESU Deeeeeesssuu desu! Desu, de desu desu.

Caistro: ALRIGHT FINE! Lazy kids these days.

Caistro and a set of other evil leaders then all gathered in a single file line and moved into a secret room to the side... Out of the corner of his eye though, Ziggy noticed a last hope!

Ziggy: ZARFEF! HELP!

Zarfef: Hey Ziggy! Imagine meeting you here, sorry I'm kind of busy taking over the world now... isn't that Generalisimo to your right there? He should be able to help you with those giant steel restraining devices on your hands. If not I'll be done in about a few hours! Talk to you later!

Zarfef walks into the room of evil leaders and the door closes behind him... he was completely oblivious to Ziggies fate T_T. Indeed though, an identical restraining device had pulled down next to Ziggy with the person he had looked for this entire time. Generalismo.

Ziggy: Generalismo! Are you OK? We have to find a way out of here! If we don't that evil mummy Caistro is going to violate Godwin's law in a poorly done way!

Generalisimo: Does Generalisimo LOOK like he's OK? GENERALISIMO WAS DEFEATED BY A FEW MEASILY NINJAS! NOT EVEN A SINGLE LONE NINJA BUT A WHOLE SQUAD! THEN I GET TAZED AND I AM CONVINCED THE VOICE I HEARD IS NONE OTHER. THEN YOURS! YOU CANNOT TRICK ME! UNDER THAT MASK, MARTEENS!!! I KNOW IT IS Y-

Suddenly from the background the little desu girl had dissapeared and the sound of a chainsaw starting up was heard.

Ziggy && Geralisimo: Cra-

Then just as it started it sputtered out...

Desu Girl: DESU! DESu dEsU dESSU DESU! DESU! Desu desu, dessu desu desu!

(Screams are heard in the background)

Ziggy: We're dead T_T, I'm going to be sliced apart by a psycho girl with a chainsaw and probobly thrown in a volcano while I'm still alive. T_T

Generalismo: AND it serves you right Martens!

Ziggy: FOR GOD'S SAKE! I'M NOT MARTENS! MY NAME IS ZIGGY!

Suddenly from the corner vent, there appeared a squirrel... it danced along and sat next to Ziggy staring at him with it's big over-sized eyes... While Generalisimo lined up a large series of tangentially mostly or slightly un-related events that proved that Ziggy was indeed Martens. It was really good too... but sadly was lost out to the conversation of Ziggy with the squirrel.

Ziggy: Hey little guy? Got any nuts?

The squirrel scowled at him and suddenly unveiled a light saber with which it zapped Ziggy in the nose. Apparently it was set to stun.

Ziggy: Itai! Ow! That hurt! Why did you do that for?

The squirrel chattered on for a moment in incomprehensible babbling.

Ziggy: Wait! You understand english! Quick, help me out of here!

The squirrel turned its back and snapped something back in an obvious retort.

Ziggy: I'm sorry about the nuts joke! Just please, they're going to cut me up alive and throw me in a volcano if you don't help!

The squirrel laughed and rolled on it's back pointing at Ziggy as it did so... but then got up and sighed and pressed CTRL ALT DEL twice on the near-by over-sized keyboard next to the four story computer monitor displaying the evil plans for moving the armies of Generalisimos across the world. In an instant all the lights in the building went off and the devices holding Ziggy and Generalisimo unlatched.

Peaceful woman's voice from the speakers: I'm sorry, but Windows Reich Edition has just experienced a fatal error. Know this. You're attempts at world domination are futile. Bill Gates already controls the world. Have a nice day.

At this point, Ziggy realized how truly high up he and Generalismo were when they were shown that grand display and they suddenly hit the ground a loud THUMP. Generalisimo quickly went into combat stance, Ziggy staggered to his feet and wobbled unknowingly to an alarm button to rest for support like a drunkard... the stars still spinning in the room. It was made all the worse when Ziggy was drop-kicked in the head by Generalisimo, knocking him straight to his knees and almost unconscious from the blow.

Ziggy: Mommy I don't wanna ride the train anymore. @_@

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Ziggy was staring out at a perfectly mopped tile floor... the janitors here really did a good job, this evil lair was spotless... unlike the one he lived in back in the Aether Empire. Why was he here again?

Generalisimo: I have concluded you are not Martens!

Ziggy: That's nice mister post-man @_@.

Generalisimo: Martens would never fall so pathetically under one attack, nor was he such a short character.

Ziggy: >_< I'M NOT SHORT!

(Apparently Ziggy was starting to feel better)

Generalisimo: It is unfortunate that the only figure capable of making it here to help me dispose of this figure has such a small stature, but it is sadly true.

Ziggy: Grrrr...

The sound of a door slides open as the power is restored and a very disgruntled looking girl pops out with a chainsaw covered in blood. An army of Generalisimo's stood behind her.

Desu Girl:DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUU~!

Generalisimo Clones: MARTEEENS! We're COMING FOR YOU MARTENS!

Ziggy: I say we run.

Suddenly the two figures found themselves running through the halls, Ziggy trying to keep his balance after the beating he recieved and Generalisimo try to hold onto his Castro Hat which he somehow pulled from his home through another plot hole! (Or he kept a spare in his military jacket). In an instant all the lay ahead was a glass window and a dead end! With one giant leap, Ziggy and Generalismo pummeled through it, receiving not even a scratch from the shattering glass that would cut a normal man in three pieces! Unfortunately they were two stories up and so Ziggy hit the ground with another thump.

Ziggy: I hate heights.

At this moment they took off once again, Ziggy trailing slight due to a sprained ankle (but with the thought of chainsaws running the background being slightly more modivation to run)... but ahead, ahead laying in wait in an open prairie... their enemies stood IN WAITING!

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Between Ziggy/Generalisimo and a Southwest Airlines plane (whose passed out pilot with the smell of Jack Daniels on his breath lay under an umbrella nearby) stood an ARMY of ninja Generalisimos, ten Ninja Sith Genereralisimo War Nazgul, and five terrible ninja daimyo of doom. The Desu girl, Bob Dole, Adolf Hitler, Micheal Jackson's nose and the Burger King King.

Ziggy: You've got to be kidding me! This can't be happening!

Bob Dole: Ha ha ha! Bob Dole thinks you've failed because you could use a hair-cut, he thinks you'll never get through this army of Generalisimos, but even then you'd be no match for Bob Dole once he's ready rumble! But... Bob Dole endorses this fight, and Bob Dole endorses Viagra! (takes pill) BOB DOLE IS READY TO KICK YOUR A**!

Desu Girl. Desu des de DESU!

The other members of the team were terribly silent... worst of all being the Burger King King which pulled out a shot-gun straight off the bat and fired it away as Ziggy barely ducked, a bit of his hair slicing off from a bit of stray shot! As the sound of the shot-gun faded his eyes widened as the armies rushed forward with their massive battle-cry! "MARTTEEEEEENS!"

Ziggy: Here they come!

In an instant they were overwhelmed and Ziggy found himself striking down one opponent after another with the law of conservation of Ninjistu. As Ziggy fist met one Gen-Clone in the gut he swung down and struck the another in the chin with his other foot before suddenly cringing and nearly falling back (that was the sprained foot). Then using the dumbfounded Generalisimos as cover to block the imbound barrage of Generalisimo Clone fists he did a ground roll to a different location just as several pulled out M1 Garands and opened fire. As Ziggy ducked low in the manuever he grinned as several Generalisimo clones hit the dirt then took off into the air using his non-sprained foot and carefully landed a spin jump kick with the same leg on several enemy clone Generalisimos on the way down.

To the other side, the real Generalisimo was meeting with similar success, the usage of Ziggies secret weapon now in motion: "Drama battle music". Row after row they fell as Generalisimo took down the fakes with incredible success punching them out in rapid style and launching multiple roundhouse strikes followed by ipon-senagi style judo hits (breaking their wrist in the strike on the way down. Then as a Gen-Clone foot came flying through the air he ducked just in time so that it took out another clone, then came up and struck the enemy straight in the gut!

Until of course Ziggy accidentally mistook the real Generalisimo for one of the clones and kicked the real one on accident. But... that was the last of them. Ziggy now stood with row after row of Generalisimos lying on the ground... the real one getting up to deliver a blow back to Ziggy... the rest unconscious. Even the Nazgul were defeated! Somewhere's in the mix they were just completely destroyed... only the five Daimyo remained... There was a strange silence and the music turned sinister as they all smiled... even Micheal Jackson's NOSE! (It was really an amazing thing to see).

Desu Girl: ha... De-su.

Instead of running forward they walked, unveiling their weapons and allowing the tension and music to reach a crescendo. Then in one massive burst they each vanished in a flash and Ziggies and Generalisimo's eyes widened!

-They were right behind them. In an instant the fighting became FAR more intense and Ziggy found himself matched up against a chainsaw wielding Desu girl and The Burger King King and Generalisimo was forced to fight against Adolf Hitler and Bob Dole! Ziggy suddenly found himself sweating an ocean as he couldn't even bring a single strike in... all that he could do against these two while avoiding the acid sneezing Micheal Jackson's nose that buzz-bombed them was barely avoid their strikes! There was no way he could block shotgun bullets or the Desu Girl's chainsaws with his bare arms!

Meanwhile, Generalisimo was in an equally bad position given that his self-narrated battle was being beaten by the more experienced self-narrating politician, Bob Dole! His strikes were totally useless as Bob Dole could always cancel them out with his own narration and then, just as Generalisimo blocked Adolf's zeich-heil punch, the evil dictator struck below the belt with a goose-step kick bringing the Generalisimo to his knees! Meanwhile, Bob Dole was bringing down the finishing move in narration!

Bob Dole: Then Bob Dole won the presidential elections of Procintia by crushing Generalisimo to death with his words alone! Generalisimo is going unconscious from the sheer power of Bob Dole even now!

Ziggy: NO!!! GENERALISIMO!

Then a shot rang out...

Ziggy felt a sting, it was like the wind was knocked out of him and the blood pressure in his body had just given way... dazed from whatever had hit him... someone must have punched him really hard in the gut. He put his hand over his side to try and grasp the pain and pull himself together only to feel that his t-shirt was far too wet for just sweat. Pulling his hand up as Generalisimo went into hypnosis he saw his hand was oddly colored bright red... really a pretty color he thought, but somehow frightening. He smiled as he eyelids half closed and then stumbled back, his strength no longer supporting that sprained ankle of his, he hit the ground and lay eyes closed for a long nap on his side.

In the background as they drifted from the world of consciousness, the sound of laughter from Caistro rung out.

The world inside one's head was a strange place... it was dark... and it was lonely. Ziggy walked along the path of his memories as he could no longer hear the music from that band he'd brought along. He ignored the images of his life flashing before his eyes and focussed on the questions he'd never thought of before really... what WAS after life? Furthermore, were these images and this feeling he was seeing the end? Was this quite so much about what happens at the end of life as much as it was about his life trying to tell him something? He felt weak, tired, defeated. That last word hit home the worst. Generalisimo would die, he would be forgotten and no one would remember their stand against the forces of evil as the armies of Caistro would rise and defeat those of the entire world.

The thought brought his spiritual self, the image in his mind to it's knees as it crippled him in pain. Even though it was his stomach that hurt from pain it was his chest that was felt the worst... like a large weight was slowly weighing him down from his failure. Why his entire life simply a chain of these? He had never amounted to anything.

???: WE WILL WIN! BECAUSE THE WORLD NEEDS CHANGE!

???: I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU ALL WITH MY BARE FISTS!

Two strange and unknown voices echoed through his mind and made him smile... wait, the pain from before had subsided. People. That was the answer to this question of what his life was trying to tell him... No, it was a question and not an answer, but at the same time it made him smile and that was enough... In a moment the dramatic music began to rise in sound again as his eyes flickered open and he leaned to a sitting position with a cringe... life was more painful then being knocked out.

Before him, were two individuals in suits, waiting with feet together and motioning to the angry enemies that had defeated Generalisimo and himself. They motioned, like Neo from the matrix in Kung Fu style to their enemies sending them a non-verbal message "come and play". They were decked out... in full mecha suits painted in the colors red, white and blue.

Mysterious Individual

Second Mysterious Individual

In a lightening quick strike that left Ziggy dumbfounded and amazed their mechanized suits flew through the air and grasped their enemies (Adolf Hitler and Desu Girl) in one strike before launching them both into nearby trees knocking them flat out! Meanwhile they used lazer cannons to obliterate their other opponents as though they weren't even there! Micheal Jackson's nose was so frightened by the instant destruction of the others that it flew off in fear... In less then a moment, the enemies that Ziggy couldn't begin to defeat were destroyed and the island suddenly began to rumble.

Mysterious Individual 1: The volcano is going to explode! Quick grab Generalissimo and let's get out of here on Air Force 1!

Mysterious Individual 2: Precise DNA check match, it's not a clone.

Ziggy noted that they did pick up the CORRECT Generalissimo but was still too tired to say anything. In fact he was feeling weaker then when he first woke up and his left eye apparently took a smacking as he felt compelled to close it from some pain there... but then realized... he realized that as the volcano was erupting they were leaving him behind. Moving his hand out while the other one tried to stop the blood he gasped out in final terror "wait!" causing the first mysterious individual to pause and look behind him.

Mysterious Individual 1: What? Why should we save you, you're nothing more then one of THEM! Now YOU want the saving after Generalissimo was so able to defeat you? You should burn with the lava...

Mysterious Individual 2: Sigh* You know what we've gotta do though, grab the kid and let's get going our ride will be here any moment!

Mysterious Individual 1: I don't take orders from you! I'm doing this because of my own decisions! (Picks up the once again unconscious Ziggy in his over-sized Mecha hand) now let's get out of here and let the bombers level this place back to the stone age!

A massive aircraft flew over head and two iron-wound wires of incredible thickness and strength were grasped by each of the pilots as they were taken aboard and the craft flew off into outer space, by the worlds TRUE secret ruling government... Ziggy and Generalissimo were soon back on track after a short bit of therapy and operations in which Generalissimo's mind was wiped of the existence of Bob Dole (And his experiences after the island) and Ziggy was unconscious for them all. Ziggy was left to wake up in a hospital in the region of Cuba while Generalissimo was left to awake in Procintia in his own bed.

All that remained of their memories of their rescuers were those few short moments on the island themselves. To Generalissimo they would remain an impressive display of power and ability, to Ziggy a reminder of his own failings. Without any further knowledge he never would know WHY they decided to save him or let him go to begin with. But after his failure to defeat those five, after his failure to SAVE Generalissimo, part of him wished he had just been left for dead. There had however been an accidental switch in personal items and Generalissimo would awake in Procintia with Ziggies amulet and Ziggy would be left with a weight lifted off his chest and moved to his heart. Generalissimo had been saved... but he was worthless towards the achievement of it.

And that is how Generalissimo was saved from Caistro! And how Caistro's evil plans were brought to an end (via the bombing runs mentioned above in the conversation).

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And that is how Generalissimo was saved from Caistro! And how Caistro's evil plans were brought to an end (via the bombing runs mentioned above in the conversation).
Zarfef’s story was moving, it was inspirational, but it can never be CNRP canon – and that saddens me.

I don’t know how to play Generalissimo anymore, not after Zarfef’s absolute distillation of Generalissimo’s character.

I had a story planned but I’m going to need to reevaluate everything for another day.

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OOC: I SHALL SAVE ZE DAY!!!

IC:

Generallissimo awoke to find the Ninjas around him. They said nothing.

"So...you have sucessfully kidnapped Generalissimo, GENERALLISSIMO OF PROCINTIA!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT YOU WILL FAIL!! Do you know why?"

The ninjas all looked at each other and shook their heads.

"Well, it is simple really...I-"

As Generallissimo spoke, one of the ninja's heads exploded. The others looked around in suprise.

"Good evening."

A Yakuza hitman stood at the door, a Shaolin monk and the rest of the hitmen behind him. The monk charged and smacked onee of the ninjas with his large wooden stick. One of the ninjas said to him, "So, your deadly skill is hitting people with sticks? Mine is murdering people." A Shurikan flew from nowhere and the monk fell. The Yakuza hitmen took out their Sten guns and opened fire. Several bullets hit the ninjas, but they ultimately avoided being killed. Empty, the hitmen took out their own Shurikans and threw them with deadly accuracy. One last shurikan hit the Generallissimo's ropes and he was instantly untied.

"W-Who ARE you?"

"We...are your saviors from Hae Da Fung. Go back to Procintia! We have you covered."

Generallissimo was handed his M1 Garand, already loaded with 20 more clips ready.

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OOC: Sorry :P. I just had too much fun... err what is the meaning of distilation in this context?
You isolated the essence of Generalissimo, purified it, bottled it, and distributed it in a package of awesome.

The reason I’ve been struggling to write an adequate reply was an overwhelming sense of inferiority – like trying to write Sherlock Holmes fanfiction while realizing you’re not Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

OOC: I SHALL SAVE ZE DAY!!!
Thank you, this is what I’ve been needing.
Generallissimo awoke to find the Ninjas around him. They said nothing.

"So...you have sucessfully kidnapped Generalissimo, GENERALLISSIMO OF PROCINTIA!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT YOU WILL FAIL!! Do you know why?"

The ninjas all looked at each other and shook their heads.

"Well, it is simple really...I-"

As Generallissimo spoke, one of the ninja's heads exploded. The others looked around in suprise.

"Good evening."

A Yakuza hitman stood at the door, a Shaolin monk and the rest of the hitmen behind him. The monk charged and smacked onee of the ninjas with his large wooden stick. One of the ninjas said to him, "So, your deadly skill is hitting people with sticks? Mine is murdering people." A Shurikan flew from nowhere and the monk fell. The Yakuza hitmen took out their Sten guns and opened fire. Several bullets hit the ninjas, but they ultimately avoided being killed. Empty, the hitmen took out their own Shurikans and threw them with deadly accuracy. One last shurikan hit the Generallissimo's ropes and he was instantly untied.

"W-Who ARE you?"

"We...are your saviors from Hae Da Fung. Go back to Procintia! We have you covered."

Generallissimo was handed his M1 Garand, already loaded with 20 more clips ready.

Hae Da Fung, Ninja, Shaolin, and Yakuza – it came together somehow, but this wasn’t the time to puzzle things out.

As much as Generalissimo would have preferred to participate in this awesomely epic battle, but knew enough to listen to the instructions of his liberators.

Grabbing the M1 Generalissimo ducked down to avoid getting caught in the crossfire and dashed his way to the steel door, leaving the featureless concrete room with a stylish-yet-unnecessary combat role.

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Outside the room was a tunnel, or series of tunnels? It was definitely an underground complex.

Without any sort bearing Generalissimo went left, because that’s what you’re always supposed to do in the old text adventures.

The sounds of battle continued, but Generalissimo didn’t look back.

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