myruler Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Now that we have been established as a world power with almost 1 million nation strength, we have decided to declare our existence. myruler of Italysoccer, also known as Italy, has been declared Emperor of the great Karma POW. We have risen from the ashes and many old nations are being reborn within Karma POW. The rations have run out, but new people seem to join all the time. We have not been able to receive a protectorate yet, but we are willing to talk with any alliance about that. For the love of God, think of the POWs! Charter of Karma POW: Membership Requirements The following is what you should post as your application - 1. My ruler name is: 2. My nation name is: 3. My current strength: 4. Alliance surrendered from: 5. Who destroyed your nation: 6. NS you lost: 7. My nation link: 8. Do you not have anything left in your nation? (yes/no) 9. Alliance Affiliation must be set to Karma POW, Have you done so? (yes/no) You must have your Alliance Affiliation set to Karma POW BEFORE you can be accepted. No nation should have any money, tech, infra, or land. Should a nation have these things, they should sell/send them to the Emperor. If you are not accepted, you will be given a reason. We also encourage all new members to become a helpful, active part of this alliance. All I ask of you as a member is that you are respectful. Leadership 1. Karma POW’s leadership consists of one thing, an emperor. The emperor runs all things within the alliance and leads until resignation. At the time of the emperor’s resignation, a new emperor will be appointed. 2. The emperor has the power to create other positions in Karma POW. Diplomacy 1. Karma POW recognizes the importance of strong diplomatic relations with the public. Therefore members are to abide by all foreign treaties signed. Karma POW expects the same amount of respect that it gives to others; any behavior not meeting Karma POW’s standards will be handled by itself or with the foreign alliance involved. 2. Karma POW will always attempt to resolve any military actions diplomatically, but an aggressive action against a member is always an attack on the whole alliance. Espionage 1. Karma POW does not condone the actions of members spying upon other alliances. If a nation of Karma POW is caught doing so they will be punished to the discretion of the emperor. 2. As do all other alliances, Karma POW does not like to be spied upon, though we do not know why anyone would want to. To do so would be cause for war with nations that have already surrendered from war. Expulsion 1. Very rarely does Karma POW expel a member. One of the grievances would be attacking another nation without permission and refusing to cease attacks upon request. Another would be disobeying orders multiple times. Committing espionage for or against Karma POW is also inexcusable. Disobeying the surrender terms you have signed is also one. The punishments for most cases are far less severe - the Emperor decides all punishments. Amendments 1. It is possible for amendments to be necessary for the survival of Karma POW. As Karma POW will grow or shrink, so will this charter. The emperor does not respect the thoughts of all its members. Signed, Italy - Self-proclaimed Karma POW Emperor Thanks to Zoom*3 for use of the old DefCon charter and the making of our awesome flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 This will end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Please, better joke D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassman Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Wow. Unexpected. Good luck on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caligula Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I LOVE YOU ITALY... haha. this made me lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenon Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 this will be...interesting...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 As Imperator Emeritus of Karma POW, I do not approve of this charter, flag or new emperor. Hopefully the shadow government will be along shortly to organize a clandestine coup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wa Mu Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 (edited) What does one say in such a situation, because frankly, I don't have a clue. :x Edit: Yeah, whatever did happen to the shadow government? I was waiting for them to conquer the planet. Edited June 29, 2009 by Wa Mu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 This is worse than most Uberspion posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I hope that works out for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeMaster Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 (edited) Myruler, myruler, myruler. . . Just like TPF to pull a lame joke How typical. Edited June 29, 2009 by TimeMaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob the Malignant Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 (edited) I seem to recall something similar done some time ago...anyone remember what that was or am I just imaging things? Funny nonetheless, it made me smile Edited June 29, 2009 by Jacob the Malignant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsianLeader Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 IT has to be, read who signed it: Italy - Self-proclaimed Karma POW Emperor Self proclaimed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete McCavoy Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I approve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghuxalia Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 great flag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Myruler, myruler, myruler. . .Just like TPF to pull a lame joke Italy, guy in OP, currently resides in Karma POW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Alexander Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 MHA shall protect this fledgling alliance for we owe a debt of honour to Italy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Italy, guy in OP, currently resides in Karma POW. He may want to make sure everyone knows that, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruthenia Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I'm going to break with my comrades and thank you for posting this masterful and original work of comedy so that the wider CN community may share in the unbelievable hilarity. Bravo sir, bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myruler Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 He may want to make sure everyone knows that, then. Sorry, I forgot to change that little thing in my profile. It's done now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 This is perhaps the most original POW charter I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot of POW charters to boot. At least you look to be having fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeMaster Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Italy, guy in OP, currently resides in Karma POW. 5 minutes ago his forum AA said The Phoenix Federation. That's what I was basing off of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 5 minutes ago his forum AA said The Phoenix Federation. That's what I was basing off of. I noticed that as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadie Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Myruler, don't blame yourself for the people that don't get it. It's not your fault they don't have a sense of humor. o/ Italy o/ Karma POW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malazar Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 o/Karma POW Long live the new emperor! We are a forced to be reckoned with now that we are up to 5 WRCs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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