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To set the scene: It's May, and Hampden Park is looking fantastic as the groundstaff prepare for this years cup final. The teams this year: St Johnstone and Queen of the South. Never before has Glasgow seen so many tractors, but they have just about all found parking spaces. The match was fairly uneventful in regular time, no goals. The same for extra time, so the game goes to penalties. The teams have taken 15 penalties each, and no one has missed yet. So, in a historical move, the sides decide to share the trophy, and a great friendship between two clubs is born.

The alliances of 1 Touch Football and We Are Perth Army hereby sign the following Mutual Defence and Optional Aggression Pact.

Pre-match Talk

The alliances 1 Touch Football (1TF) and We Are Perth Army (WAPA) hereby sign this MDoAP in recognition of a long standing friendship and respect for each-other, in order to further ensure the security and prosperity of said alliances.

Article I - Sportsmanship

No member of either side is to commit acts of aggression on the other. Acts of aggression include both espionage and fighting.

Members found doing so are to be reported through the correct channels of communications and reparations paid in full within seventy-two (72) hours of said incident being reported. Failure to do so will result in punishment by the members home team, so long as both sides agree that such punishment is fair.

Article II - Foul Play

An unprovoked attack on either team shall be treated as an attack on both. Should such an attack take place, support may be requested in the forms outlined in Article IV.

In the event that one team is attacked as a direct result of honouring another contractual agreement, support from the other team is not mandatory but is strongly encouraged.

If support is requested it should be done so via official private channels and provided within forty-eight (48) hours of the request.

Article III - Football Hooliganism

Offensive declarations by either team may not necessarily be supported by both, however, they reserve the right to provide assistance as outlined in article IV, should they chose to exercise that right.

Article IV - Supporters

It's possible to support more than one team, so sides agree to get behind each-other, offering the support that good friends do, be it financial, diplomatic or military.

Article V - Tactical Knowledge

Both teams agree to share tactical knowledge that may be beneficial to the progression of the others. They also agree to immediately share knowledge of teams that may be about to go against the other, in order to preserve the sovereignty and safety of their friends.

Article VI - Contract Termination

If either side feels that the other hasn't upheld their side of the contract and negotiations to rectify the situation have been unsuccessful, they should give seventy-two (72) hours notice of cancellation, through proper private channels.

Signed for 1TF-

Auctor, Chairman

AndrewS, Marketing Director

Juilus Cesar dos, Managing Director

mahmah, Economics Director

paulh83, Commercial Director

Signed for WAPA-

The firm

Hassman

Monolok

Impman

Minister of foreign affairs: President Allan

o/WAPA

o/1TF

o/A great friendship

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This treaty with WAPA and 1TF has been waiting for a long time. During the wars with MK Shark war 1 + 2 1TF has been with us and supporting us all the way even through and they were WAPA’s worse. WAPA has not had a major treaty since the Un-just war we had to cancel our MADP with \m/ and treaty with SF. That’s nearly two years ago. Since then WAPA has been rather shy and picky who we want to trust and fight with.

This is a great step for the relations with WAPA and 1TF. However for WAPA alone it has been a very big step for our foreign relations.

Personally the members of 1TF have been great for me and it is safe to say that this treaty should have been here a long time ago as there is a great bond between our members.

Onwards WAPA

Onwards 1TF

o/

We shall move together like brothers.

Edit: $%&@ i always get \m/ wrong.

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:awesome:

WAPA is one of the more honorable alliances I have ever known, their word and our friendship has been strong for a long time. It is nice to see on paper a symbol and a legal definition of a bond that would exist regardless.

o/ WAPA

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:awesome:

WAPA is one of the more honorable alliances I have ever known, their word and our friendship has been strong for a long time. It is nice to see on paper a symbol and a legal definition of a bond that would exist regardless.

o/ WAPA

:awesome:

o/ 1TF

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So time to spam and just to say again how awesome this treaty is.

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Beware of Rickardo. It will be 100% certain he will be drunk when he will post here. Anything he does will not be considered a real WAPA threat. Ladies beware of your bras.

Beware of Saintscot/Saintmin's posts. Anything to do with sheeps well it is all true.

o/ 1TF

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So time to spam and just to say again how awesome this treaty is.

awesomeScotyeap-1.png

WAPAFlag.gif

WAPAyaBass.png

Beware of Rickardo. It's will be 100% certain he will be drunk when he will post here. Anything he does will not be considered a real WAPA threat. Ladies beware of your bras.

Beware of Saintscot/Saintmin's posts. Anything to do with sheeps well it is all true.

o/ 1TF

LOL

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So time to spam and just to say again how awesome this treaty is.

awesomeScotyeap-1.png

WAPAFlag.gif

WAPAyaBass.png

Beware of Rickardo. It will be 100% certain he will be drunk when he will post here. Anything he does will not be considered a real WAPA threat. Ladies beware of your bras.

Beware of Saintscot/Saintmin's posts. Anything to do with sheeps well it is all true.

o/ 1TF

Very good Hassy lad ,can a man not have a wee bit silly history without my firm throwing it in my face all the time ;)

Superb treatie ,love OTF should have happened about 10 years ago. But to be fair a lot of guys playing this wouldnt have been born ;)

o/ OTF

o/ The WAPA

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