AndrewS Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 To set the scene: It's May, and Hampden Park is looking fantastic as the groundstaff prepare for this years cup final. The teams this year: St Johnstone and Queen of the South. Never before has Glasgow seen so many tractors, but they have just about all found parking spaces. The match was fairly uneventful in regular time, no goals. The same for extra time, so the game goes to penalties. The teams have taken 15 penalties each, and no one has missed yet. So, in a historical move, the sides decide to share the trophy, and a great friendship between two clubs is born. The alliances of 1 Touch Football and We Are Perth Army hereby sign the following Mutual Defence and Optional Aggression Pact. Pre-match TalkThe alliances 1 Touch Football (1TF) and We Are Perth Army (WAPA) hereby sign this MDoAP in recognition of a long standing friendship and respect for each-other, in order to further ensure the security and prosperity of said alliances. Article I - Sportsmanship No member of either side is to commit acts of aggression on the other. Acts of aggression include both espionage and fighting. Members found doing so are to be reported through the correct channels of communications and reparations paid in full within seventy-two (72) hours of said incident being reported. Failure to do so will result in punishment by the members home team, so long as both sides agree that such punishment is fair. Article II - Foul Play An unprovoked attack on either team shall be treated as an attack on both. Should such an attack take place, support may be requested in the forms outlined in Article IV. In the event that one team is attacked as a direct result of honouring another contractual agreement, support from the other team is not mandatory but is strongly encouraged. If support is requested it should be done so via official private channels and provided within forty-eight (48) hours of the request. Article III - Football Hooliganism Offensive declarations by either team may not necessarily be supported by both, however, they reserve the right to provide assistance as outlined in article IV, should they chose to exercise that right. Article IV - Supporters It's possible to support more than one team, so sides agree to get behind each-other, offering the support that good friends do, be it financial, diplomatic or military. Article V - Tactical Knowledge Both teams agree to share tactical knowledge that may be beneficial to the progression of the others. They also agree to immediately share knowledge of teams that may be about to go against the other, in order to preserve the sovereignty and safety of their friends. Article VI - Contract Termination If either side feels that the other hasn't upheld their side of the contract and negotiations to rectify the situation have been unsuccessful, they should give seventy-two (72) hours notice of cancellation, through proper private channels. Signed for 1TF- Auctor, Chairman AndrewS, Marketing Director Juilus Cesar dos, Managing Director mahmah, Economics Director paulh83, Commercial Director Signed for WAPA- The firm Hassman Monolok Impman Minister of foreign affairs: President Allan o/WAPA o/1TF o/A great friendship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassman Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) This treaty with WAPA and 1TF has been waiting for a long time. During the wars with MK Shark war 1 + 2 1TF has been with us and supporting us all the way even through and they were WAPA’s worse. WAPA has not had a major treaty since the Un-just war we had to cancel our MADP with \m/ and treaty with SF. That’s nearly two years ago. Since then WAPA has been rather shy and picky who we want to trust and fight with. This is a great step for the relations with WAPA and 1TF. However for WAPA alone it has been a very big step for our foreign relations. Personally the members of 1TF have been great for me and it is safe to say that this treaty should have been here a long time ago as there is a great bond between our members. Onwards WAPA Onwards 1TF o/ We shall move together like brothers. Edit: $%&@ i always get \m/ wrong. Edited June 26, 2009 by Hassman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Nice to see a strong friendship culminating in a strong treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juilus Cesar dos Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Where's the Beer? Well we can't have a party without it can we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Congratulations to both alliances. And hello Hassman, very good to see WAPA doing so well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewS Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) Where's the Beer?Well we can't have a party without it can we? Its presence goes without saying JC! Edit: So Auctor doesn't pick me up on my grammar. Edited June 26, 2009 by AndrewS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenon Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) Great, this was waiting in the council section so long I never thought it would happen! BIG BOY TREATIES!!! Edited June 26, 2009 by xenon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steodonn Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 o/ Football alliances Great treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilselu1 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Love it guys. o/ Allies having bebbies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 I think this treaty can be summed up in a single word: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!! o/ WAPA o/ 1TF Football ftew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProdigyNL Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Awesome to see this treaty! Congrats to our allies from 1TF and their new MDoAP allies WAPA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jipps Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Congrads to our friends in WAPA! Very special congrads considering how much of a landmark this treaty is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Cabron Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 -> Insert Mexican wave here! <- Scored! Nice one guys - this formalises what everyone was thinking anyway. 1TF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
president allan Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 *pelvic thrusting in celebration* NOO LET'S GET (Doon?)HAMMERED! WOOP WOOP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comedian Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 WAPA has always had balls, dating way back to GW3. Congrats on a well deserved treaty. You let your imagination run wild on the op though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 WAPA is one of the more honorable alliances I have ever known, their word and our friendship has been strong for a long time. It is nice to see on paper a symbol and a legal definition of a bond that would exist regardless. o/ WAPA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenon Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 WAPA is one of the more honorable alliances I have ever known, their word and our friendship has been strong for a long time. It is nice to see on paper a symbol and a legal definition of a bond that would exist regardless. o/ WAPA o/ 1TF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassman Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) So time to spam and just to say again how awesome this treaty is. Beware of Rickardo. It will be 100% certain he will be drunk when he will post here. Anything he does will not be considered a real WAPA threat. Ladies beware of your bras. Beware of Saintscot/Saintmin's posts. Anything to do with sheeps well it is all true. o/ 1TF Edited June 26, 2009 by Hassman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenon Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 So time to spam and just to say again how awesome this treaty is. Beware of Rickardo. It's will be 100% certain he will be drunk when he will post here. Anything he does will not be considered a real WAPA threat. Ladies beware of your bras. Beware of Saintscot/Saintmin's posts. Anything to do with sheeps well it is all true. o/ 1TF LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewS Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 You let your imagination run wild on the op though. I'll admit imagination isn't my strong point B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auctor Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 This treaty is the mutt's nuts and no doubt about it. stand back suckers, we gotta MDoAP with WAPA :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
president allan Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 High fives and butt-slapping all round! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hizzy Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 If I had to watch a stupid soccer game for 4 hours just to have the 2 teams share the win I would probably drop kick a new-born. Congrats on the upgrade though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Auctor...man dude. Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LYDIASLAND Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 So time to spam and just to say again how awesome this treaty is. Beware of Rickardo. It will be 100% certain he will be drunk when he will post here. Anything he does will not be considered a real WAPA threat. Ladies beware of your bras. Beware of Saintscot/Saintmin's posts. Anything to do with sheeps well it is all true. o/ 1TF Very good Hassy lad ,can a man not have a wee bit silly history without my firm throwing it in my face all the time Superb treatie ,love OTF should have happened about 10 years ago. But to be fair a lot of guys playing this wouldnt have been born o/ OTF o/ The WAPA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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