Mathias Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 An Unfortunate Announcement from the Imperial Assault Alliance They say that there's no such thing as bad publicity. Well, whoever said that was an idiot, because they were wrong. I'd love to be here announcing some NS milestone, or even something as boring as elections (democracy ), but unfortunately I am here with more... crappy news. We've been having trouble with two of our members recently. It was the classic lover's triangle (well, more like a lover's line because it was two people, but you get the idea). The constant bickering and fighting was, honestly, irritating. We thought it had come to a head when one of them was expelled, but thankfully there was even more drama to be had.... It turned out that the two members were in collusion with each other to both steal IAA money, get one of them into an IAA government position, and have the other tarnish our reputation and disrupt our foreign affairs. This was brought to our attention by the man of the hour himself (we'll get to names later, the story is far too enticing for any distractions), when he provided logs that showed them talking about the whole plan. Now, the thought crossed our minds that, he's confessed and apologized. Sure he did wrong, but he tried to make it right as well. But then, when you have someone who plotted against us when we assumed he was a friend, and then owns up to it only because his partner in crime was going to dump the logs on the OWF (oh, did I leave that part out?), we realized that this isn't the company the IAA wants to associate itself with, much less have in our own ranks. As for punishment, this is it. Military action was proposed, but we already wasted 30 million on someone who turned around and betrayed us. If these are the types of people you would like in your alliance, by all means accept them, but keep an eye open. I find it very distressing that this has happened, especially because I considered one of them a friend. Having friends betray you is never a good experience. That is why it is with great sorrow and disappointment that the IAA hereby expels Balsamic Vinegar (popularly known as YouMaka) and Rebecca, for committing acts of high treason against the IAA. Mathias, Grand Vizier of the Imperial Assault Alliance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I'm glad IAA was able to get rid of the saboteurs before further damage could be caused. 0/ IAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavo Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 You guys are better off without fools like that. Good show mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaBuc Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Good luck moving forward, IAA. -Bama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathcat Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I hope that BV can find his path and isn't led down the darkside again. Best of luck to all concerned parties! oo/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 In other news, Mathias is now the IAA's Official Speech Writer, as I am far too lazy to actually do work. Also, I would suggest alliances stay far away from this couple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asriel Belacqua Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Liars, thieves, and traitors, are three types of people I cannot stand. Apparently, these two were all three in one. I may not be prestigious by any amount, but I hope that people heed my warning that you should keep your eye open when dealing with people of this calibre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Duke Nevsky Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Wow YouMaka, would never thought you were such an !@#$%^&. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyFallout Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 *sigh* It saddens me to see this happen, but what is necessary is necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 IAA is a terrible alliance. Who expels people for petty reasons like these! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 That just isn't cool. You were definately merciful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Swift action and good luck to our allies in IAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 That just isn't cool.You were definately merciful. Well you know, we say we're not going to attack them, and within 30 seconds of this announcement 3 of my members decide they're going to nuke Maka. I had to hold them back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 As someone familiar with the backstory, I must say this is necessary AND hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Athens needs more drama. Perhaps these two would like to join? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyFallout Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Well you know, we say we're not going to attack them, and within 30 seconds of this announcement 3 of my members decide they're going to nuke Maka. I had to hold them back. Hell, if you didn't outrank me, I would've ordered the strikes regardless of what Mathias said. >__> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yawoo Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Too many shenanigans going on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted June 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Hell, if you didn't outrank me, I would've ordered the strikes regardless of what Mathias said. >__> I outrank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I outrank you. Oh really now? You're fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) I outrank you. Does anyone think this is a good idea? Edit: Chimaera and I have a mindmeld apparently. Edited June 25, 2009 by Penlugue Solaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyFallout Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I outrank you. Yeah but I don't report to you or listen to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) Wow YouMaka, would never thought you were such an !@#$%^&. Something like this was forming on my lips also. Good thing the world in which I have YouMaka in my alliance's government (OOC: TE) has no foreign aid, and little foreign affairs to speak of! (Fixed) Edited June 25, 2009 by Arrnea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunslinger Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Does anyone think this is a good idea? Nope, Mathias in power is silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svendonia Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 IAA is a terrible alliance, Chimaera is a terrible leader, etc YOU MAD Oh YouMaka, you're such a card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted June 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Well YouMaka, attacking most of our government is not the best way to avoid war. You've sealed your fate even more now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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