Magnum T. Gundraw Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 We Interrupt your Current Broadcast For an Important Corporate Bulletin Dear citizens of Planet Bob, Today, June 24, 2009, marks an important day in the political climate we all share. While the Corporation of Serious Business and the Ascended Republic of Elite States have a long running history of minor skirmishes and shenanigans directed at one another, we resolve to put all of this in the future as we present to you the cancellation of our optional non aggression pact. I. SovereigntyBoth ARES and CSB optionally agree to respect one another's sovereignty. This optionally includes impeding on this sovereignty through espionage or overthrowing their respective governments. Like that will ever happen. II. Optional non-aggression At any time, either signatory can optionally chose to be non aggressive towards the other. I guess, if you want to be logical about this, the opposite is true as well, but let's not think like that. We're trying to get a start here, give us some credit already. Should either signatory come under military attack by another alliance, the other signatory is not obligated in any way to respond with military support. Signed for CSB: Magnum T Gundraw p0rkSab3r Jotti Signed for ARES: Joe_Stupid The Corporation of Serious Business In an Effort to Prevent Future Diplomatic Incident ARES has demonstrated an intolerable degree of uppityness all afternoon. It got weird. Quickly. Thank you and, as always, we thank you in advance for your Continued Professionalism. This has been a Announcement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Sad but necessary? Shocking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 So many announcements from CSB lately, I thought they'd next be announcing their bowel movements. I was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternalis Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 optional non aggression pact i pioneered the use of this treaty; i demand you give me credit for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I don't think you understand the degree of slacking this displays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I DO NOT REMEMBER AGREEING TO THIS SOMEONE WILL PAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Good, i never liked that Stupid Joe anyway.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Lines being drawn erased ahh, bugger it. The damn lines were never there to begin with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmia Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Well. that didn't last long.. *walks away confused* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 optional non agressive? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I believe you are 85 days late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londo Mollari Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 It's been a slow day today, hasn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted June 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 It's been a slow day today, hasn't it. I hereby cancel our treaty with Karma because Londo is a meanie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I DIDN'T SIGN THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 So many announcements from CSB lately, I thought they'd next be announcing their bowel movements. That's all of their threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 That's all of their threads. Someone please get this man on television! THIS IS POST OF THE YEAR MATERIAL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Manbearpig Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Is this really happening or am I just high? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daverice Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Is this really happening or am I just high? Can it be both? Sad but unnecessary but still highly amusing. SRSLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I'm confused between the treaty announcement and cancellation threads :psy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 cool beans. also, Hello Magnum, your forums wont load for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtkode Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) Edit--- sorry edit, well see where this takes us CSB, well see. Edited June 25, 2009 by Jtkode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) The Corporation is on the prowl. Look out D: Edited June 25, 2009 by Rey the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtkode Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 You realize they cancelled it, right? Yes just got home and read this treaty, just edited my topic as well, thanks for the heads though, gosh I hate coming in right as the juicy stuff happens XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Autumn Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 There's too much srsbsns going on up in hur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 CN's shortest lived treaty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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