porksaber Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) public treaty srsSaltBox extends mutualDefenseAndAggressionPact { public void service(troll response) throws massiveWin, greatSuccess { response.setContentType("treaty"); final PrintWriter pw = response.getWriter(); pw.println("treatyContent"); pw.println("SLCB"); pw.println("CSB"); new treatContent().setVisible(true); if (CSB gets attacked) { SLCB = 'attacks chumps who attacked CSB'; } else if (SLCB gets attacked) { CSB = 'attacks chumps who attacked SLCB'; } else if (CSB attacks some chumps) { SLCB = 'we be attackin dem chumps too, best believe'; } else if (SLCB attacks some chumps) { CSB = 'we be attackin dem chumps too, best believe'; } else { SLCB ++ CSB = 's'all good, brah'; } System.out.println("tl/dr: SLCB and CSB got a MDAP"); } } this has been a announcement Edited June 23, 2009 by porksaber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WcaesarD Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 o/ CSB, may you continue to prosper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Announcement from the Corporation of Serious Business We signed this. ~CSB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alekhine Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I love this treaty presentation. Awesome, almost as good as GOONS-MK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordOeboema Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Love this treaty o/ CSB and may you keep on prospering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes Announcement We signed this too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 So if Nemesis were to attack SLCB...would CSB defend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterfod Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Jeez, who codes in Java? Congrats guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I am an admirer of seriousness and business. Also seaworthiness. I offer my serious, businesslike, seaworthy congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 So if Nemesis were to attack SLCB...would CSB defend? We would attack whoever seemed to threaten our Seriousity, of course. Probably SLCB though. tiznoast is a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 So if Nemesis were to attack SLCB...would CSB defend? I think the answer to this is: Perhaps. Also CSB is a bunch of terrible people and this is a terrible treaty. amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 We would attack whoever seemed to threaten our Seriousity, of course. Probably SLCB though. tiznoast is a dick. should i get the engineers working on a treaty cancellation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 This is likely to be a contentious issue given the high level of animosity between Nemesis and SLCB. Or perhaps not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I say we test it out. Nemesis is on a boat...so get your mother !@#$@#$ asses out to attack the seaworthies. Your move CSB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
multi Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) I would compile your code any day Edited June 23, 2009 by multi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 This is likely to be a contentious issue given the high level of animosity between Nemesis and SLCB. Or perhaps not. The dislike for this player named "A Soviet Attack" in Nemesis is quite well known. We pride ourselves on our dislike of him. I say we test it out. Nemesis is on a boat...so get your mother !@#$@#$ asses out to attack the seaworthies. Your move CSB. You know Hoo, bum, and I. This will take a few months to get done :< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum T. Gundraw Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 should i get the engineers working on a treaty cancellation? No, a businessman knows when to take things into his own hands. Cancellation inbound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 The dislike for this player named "A Soviet Attack" in Nemesis is quite well known. We pride ourselves on our dislike of him.You know Hoo, bum, and I. This will take a few months to get done :< You can borrow our spaceship if it makes things go faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarikmo Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 SLCB vs. Nemesis? I wanna take on Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 SLCB vs. Nemesis? I wanna take on Bob how much is in your warchest again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 LOLJAVA. God i hated my java class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarikmo Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 how much is in your warchest again? Money Available After Tax Collection $45,282,614.69 Bring it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Bring it Good sir, that line forms to the right. If there is any Bob left when your number is called, it is all yours. Also: CSB and SLCB both suck. This is a match made in heaven. Down with you both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draov Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Good sir, that line forms to the right. If there is any Bob left when your number is called, it is all yours.Also: CSB and SLCB both suck. This is a match made in heaven. Down with you both! wise man knows all... would be a great stock broker if he could do math... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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