Botha Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 TRANSVALER DAAGLIKSE NUUS: The Republican Military Government claimed victory this morning as the two-week old strike which had been crippling the nation in various industrial and manufacturing sectors collapsed and workers returned to work. As punishment the government ordered that all striking workers would be deducted one week’s pay as punishment for the damage the strikes did to the national economy and post-war reconstruction. In other news out of Pretoria, the government announced its latest population demographic figures – which showed a 50% increase in the white population to bring it up to about 31% of the overall number of citizens. Field Marshal Malan cited immigration from West European refugees providing the vast majority of the increase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botha Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 JOHANNESBURG FREE PRESS: Unconfirmed reports are indicating that 1,498 protesters have died in clashes this morning with RMG troops after workers in five economic and industrial sectors walked off their jobs just one day after the government claimed victory over the illegal trade unions. Said one unidentified trade union leader: “The RMG is exploiting the economic crises as a means to willfully eliminate those who oppose the oppression of the military junta. All that Malan sees here is an opportunity to knowingly provoke and then exterminate those who disagree with him - and if they are non-white, then so much the better because he can then fudge his demographic goals as refugees are shipped in to Transvaal to further ‘whiten’ the civilian population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 The reports coming out of Transvaal are...unsettling, to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botha Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 REPUBLICAN TROOPS INVADE 7TH REICH Republic of Transvaal puts an end to the independence of Southern Angola and Zambia Field Marshal P Malan, Commander-in-Chief of the Republic of Transvaal CYBERNATIONS NEWS NETWORK [PRETORIA]: Foreign Minister Hendrik Strijdom has just issued a statement that Republican forces are invading the Seventh Reich and re-annexing the territory into Transvaal - crushing the young Deutsches-Afrika state after only 12 days of independence. In explaining the reasons for the sudden annexation, Minister Strijdom blandly replied that 'it was due to this or that or some other clause violated in the agreement' Emblem of the Republican Military Government When asked for his comments regarding the situation, Commander-in-Chief of the Republican Military Government, Field Marshal Malan responded by asking "Why do we bother? It is becoming clearer every day that only Transvaal can maintain stable authority throughout Southern Africa. The sooner the international community comes to that same conclusion and stops criticising our government over so-called 'human rights' and other trivial matters, then the sooner we can be left alone for focusing on the reconstruction of the Republic and bringing further stability to Africa as a whole." OOC: reroll by Apollo Shanofan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 We see no fault in Transvaal's civil rights, and we congratulate them in their reaquisition of their territory. OOC: Hooray for brown-nosing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firestorm Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 The Republic of Free Somal offers the following options for 7th Reich war criminals: 1) Hanging 2) Firing squad 3) Chinese water torture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botha Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 7th Reich war criminals "There are no war criminals residing in the former Seventh Reich territory. Those citizens of German background not wishing to be repatriated to Europe will be welcomed as immigrants to Transvaal" - Interior Minister Karl van Zyl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firestorm Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Probably better for them considering Europe seems to be ground zero for just about every major war these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 "That does seem to be the case. Why, after all the globalization over the past decades, does every major war STILL originate from the Old World? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 "That does seem to be the case. Why, after all the globalization over the past decades, does every major war STILL originate from the Old World? Hm, that's what we wonder too. Also, we applaud Transvaal into this move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael McBride Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 "That does seem to be the case. Why, after all the globalization over the past decades, does every major war STILL originate from the Old World? "Hey, don't completely forget about America over here. While our wars may not be as devastating, we're catching up." -Tipsy McStaggers, Xaristan Late-Night Comedian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 "Hey, don't completely forget about America over here. While our wars may not be as devastating, we're catching up."-Tipsy McStaggers, Xaristan Late-Night Comedian "Your wars tend to remain on your continent. European wars have a nasty habit of spreading." ~Westly Davies, Promised Land Supreme General Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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