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TRANSVALER DAAGLIKSE NUUS: The Republican Military Government claimed victory this morning as the two-week old strike which had been crippling the nation in various industrial and manufacturing sectors collapsed and workers returned to work. As punishment the government ordered that all striking workers would be deducted one week’s pay as punishment for the damage the strikes did to the national economy and post-war reconstruction.

In other news out of Pretoria, the government announced its latest population demographic figures – which showed a 50% increase in the white population to bring it up to about 31% of the overall number of citizens. Field Marshal Malan cited immigration from West European refugees providing the vast majority of the increase.

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JOHANNESBURG FREE PRESS: Unconfirmed reports are indicating that 1,498 protesters have died in clashes this morning with RMG troops after workers in five economic and industrial sectors walked off their jobs just one day after the government claimed victory over the illegal trade unions.

Said one unidentified trade union leader: “The RMG is exploiting the economic crises as a means to willfully eliminate those who oppose the oppression of the military junta. All that Malan sees here is an opportunity to knowingly provoke and then exterminate those who disagree with him - and if they are non-white, then so much the better because he can then fudge his demographic goals as refugees are shipped in to Transvaal to further ‘whiten’ the civilian population.

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REPUBLICAN TROOPS INVADE 7TH REICH

Republic of Transvaal puts an end to the independence of Southern Angola and Zambia

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Field Marshal P Malan, Commander-in-Chief of the Republic of Transvaal

CYBERNATIONS NEWS NETWORK [PRETORIA]: Foreign Minister Hendrik Strijdom has just issued a statement that Republican forces are invading the Seventh Reich and re-annexing the territory into Transvaal - crushing the young Deutsches-Afrika state after only 12 days of independence. In explaining the reasons for the sudden annexation, Minister Strijdom blandly replied that 'it was due to this or that or some other clause violated in the agreement'

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Emblem of the Republican Military Government

When asked for his comments regarding the situation, Commander-in-Chief of the Republican Military Government, Field Marshal Malan responded by asking "Why do we bother? It is becoming clearer every day that only Transvaal can maintain stable authority throughout Southern Africa. The sooner the international community comes to that same conclusion and stops criticising our government over so-called 'human rights' and other trivial matters, then the sooner we can be left alone for focusing on the reconstruction of the Republic and bringing further stability to Africa as a whole."

OOC: reroll by Apollo Shanofan

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7th Reich war criminals

"There are no war criminals residing in the former Seventh Reich territory. Those citizens of German background not wishing to be repatriated to Europe will be welcomed as immigrants to Transvaal" - Interior Minister Karl van Zyl

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"That does seem to be the case. Why, after all the globalization over the past decades, does every major war STILL originate from the Old World?

"Hey, don't completely forget about America over here. While our wars may not be as devastating, we're catching up."

-Tipsy McStaggers, Xaristan Late-Night Comedian

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"Hey, don't completely forget about America over here. While our wars may not be as devastating, we're catching up."

-Tipsy McStaggers, Xaristan Late-Night Comedian

"Your wars tend to remain on your continent. European wars have a nasty habit of spreading."

~Westly Davies, Promised Land Supreme General

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