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this one time when i was in ARES, i was riding across the beach on this bicycle that i made myself. it was built like a cathedral to the gods. it was solid as steel, and cold as hell.

anyway, there were these dogs running about. amazing creatures. they all possessed the uncanny ability to catch frisbees in their mouths! can you believe it?

i feel at this point i should take this fleeting opportunity to mention that why yes, yes in fact i DO enjoy fishing.

however, back to the point at hand, joe stupid and i stopped our bicycling for a moment to gaze in wild wonder and bewilderment at the canines i previously mentioned.

after a short romp in the sand that resulted in a rash, he stood up and pointed to the sky and foretold of this new charter.

this, dear readers, is why i must confess a total lack of surprise.

good day.

It is this reason exactly, why I still play CN.

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