Franz Ferdinand Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 An unsigned transmission from Lübeck: "...*crackle*...Curr... ...ree...*crackle*...ru... *crack* ...ow... ...affa... ...Lübe...*crackle*....borde...*crack*...clo... ...wn... ...NO FATE..." The following picture was circulated around the world for all to see: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 "Top Gear will happily assist Lubeck in fixing their communication relays if they require extra help." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 "Top Gear will happily assist Lubeck in fixing their communication relays if they require extra help." Lübeck was unable to respond to this transmission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedran Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 "What is this?" "A message from Lübeck, sir." "...Curristan Lübeck clown no fate?" "What does it mean, sir?" "IT IS QUITE OBVIOUSLY A FRAGMENT, get to work analyzing it. And see if we can get any satellite imagery from Lübeck to tell us what's going on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 After hearing this message, a member of the Brotherhood of Mol looked up and said some witty catchphrase akin to 'I'll be Back.' and walked off. Molakian Intelligence is working on figuring out what the hell is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 At this point, all Lübeckian transmissions were fully terminated, all possible measures were put in place to prevent any uninvited messages from entering, the nation was effectively, unreachable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsage Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 With the total communications blackout to the south by Lubeck, the Imperial forces deployed to Mexico with the exception of a 20,000 man Formation returned to guard the southern border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigilantWatcher Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Curristan communication experts were reported to be frantically trying to get hold of the Lubeckian Government. The border has been reportedly closed on the Lubeck side, which has forced the Curristan side to be closed and the border defences put on high alert. Efforts are now being done to re-establish contact and find out what is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king of cochin Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 The Kingdom of Cochin is perplexed at the unexplicable communication blackout in Lubeck, especially as the Kingdom was seeking reply for an important message it had send them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firestorm Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 The Republic of Somal, having learned of the message via amateur HAM radio operators, rapidly decides to reply with a message of its own, "We'd like a side of fries with that cheeseburger." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Top Gear puts border guards on the Antarctic Lübeck border to moderate alert. Further reinforcements on the border will be positioned over the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 No signals have been transmitted in or out of Lübeck for some time. Who knows what is occurring within the confines of the nation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Molakia is fearful that something horrible has happened, and recommends the surrounding nations send some observers into the area. Molakia can provide fight support should the need arise, all we require is a landing base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 (edited) Top Gear has sent an ambassador of the government along with 18 law enforcement officers into Lübeck (armed only with a pistol each). As they enter, they all raise their hands and state to the border guards; "We come in peace. What the hell is going on?" (Classified) Edited June 7, 2009 by TheStig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Top Gear has sent an ambassador of the government along with 18 law enforcement officers into Lübeck armed only with a pistol each. As they enter, they all raise their hands and state to the border guards; "We come in peace. What the hell is going on?" "Turn back, for what you are about to enter isn't ready. No entry for anyone, until the time is right." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 "Turn back, for what you are about to enter isn't ready. No entry for anyone, until the time is right." The ambassador says; "Top Gear is concerned for the safety of your people and your nation. We only wish to speak to a government official." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 The ambassador says;"Top Gear is concerned for the safety of your people and your nation. We only wish to speak to a government official." "Don't you think that we can manage our own affairs? Nobody can talk to any Government officials until the time is right." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 "Don't you think that we can manage our own affairs? Nobody can talk to any Government officials until the time is right." "Your entire country is in lockdown and your communications knocked out. We are concerned. Why will you not let us speak to someone?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 "Your entire country is in lockdown and your communications knocked out. We are concerned. Why will you not let us speak to someone?" "We are currently unavailable until the time is right." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 "We are currently unavailable until the time is right." With that, the ambassador and officers return. Top Gear closes the Cool Wall Border completely. All trade with Lübeck is suspended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 With that, the ambassador and officers return.Top Gear closes the Cool Wall Border completely. All trade with Lübeck is suspended. "Heh... amateurs...anyway, back to guarding these borders, I'm sure he'll be interested in this..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 "Heh... amateurs...anyway, back to guarding these borders, I'm sure he'll be interested in this..." I have to say, for such a huge border you do a very good job guarding it with just fifty men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Leaked" documents from Lübeck released It has been leaked that Lübeck are planning to apply some sort of resources towards their naval regions. Therefore, it appears that they plan to implement a "Lübeckian Ocean System", by that, nations which don't inflict slanderous or make attempts on jeopardising the national security of Lübeck, will in return, be granted access through these waters without hassle. However, anyone who enters within a restricted zone, that being of 100km of an island, without permission, are running the risk of well, possibly creating a national disaster. It also appears that there is work taking place between Tierra del Fuego and the North Antarctic region to implement some sort of travel system, which is slowly been developed. We will get more information on this if we can uncover any. It appears that so far, only the Greater Nordlandic Reich and Top Gear are the only two nations which are banned from entering these waters, the former for the unlawful expulsion of Lübeck from Europe, while the latter for their... blatant disregard to Lübeckian Sovereignty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 TheStig, head of state in Top Gear was seen rushing in and out of the parliament building throughout the day with diplomats, officials and the entire government body at one point in the afternoon. Earlier this evening, he issued a statement. "This ignorant and pitiful plan of action by the nation of Lubeck is disappointing to see and a severe threat to our nation's economy and national security as a whole. We have contacted several of our trade partners and we'd like to point out that Anonymous have made one very silly mistake." 90% of Top Gear trading ships are being converted for military transport and use. As from today, all Top Gear trade will involve the allied nation sending the resources via the sea in their ship, and Top Gear's supplies in return moving back on the same ship. Any attempt to sabotage these acts will be met with military force from the nations involved and potentially Top Gear's allies. Finally, as of today, TheStig has declared the Top Gear-Lubeck Non-Aggression Pact null and void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Although most of our trading does not cross through the Southern Atlantic, we do object to your gigantic off-limit water zone. It blocks many of the trade routes and damages international trading by forcing ships to take detours. In fact, is your naval fleet is even large enough to patrol such huge area? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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