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The Grämlins Cuisine


BoboTheGreat

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

Finally I am home from the secret Grämlins meeting. I would like to help you to understand the eating habits of Grämlins a bit better.

You know, The Grämlins are a children-rich community. It comes naturally that we want to capitalize on their working power, right?

The following picture shows you the supervision of our offspring at work:

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However, they failed to deliver the simple joy of a pool filled with fresh water, what brings us to the topic of this thread - the most delicious meal available to Grämlin-kind! Also, this can be considered the answer to the question "What hit the grill" in the thread where we show an example on how to treat spies.

You need: a grill. A big one, like this:

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Second, you need something to make fire. We here at The Grämlins only trust in the best stuff available: TOP GAS!

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The main ingredient: Workers who can not perform their tasks.

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Finally, you will have a delicious meal.

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To return to the topic description: Yes we admit it, we eat babies. Top that, NPO!

Yours truly,

Celial (BoboTheGreat)

OOC: Yes, ideas like this happen after 28 hours of partying without much sleep (it's all the fathers fault!). Nevertheless, no children were harmed during the production of these pics. Only before and after. Thats the last thread produced based on our RL expoits this weekend. I promise (nothing!!!!). Also, there is really a merchant selling TOP GAS - we didn't fake it.

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God, you could have at least invited a Texan to your barbecue to make sure it was done right. Silly Europeans. Though I am not sure I have ever cooked child before so it might have turned out a little bad, at least the first time.

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hollow claims! thats all legend and myth! show proof! :P

I am unfortunately no longer under the Aegis of the "Gerber Doctrine", so sadly I can not.

I will leave it to those currently in the NPO to prove it for me.

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