Goose Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) The Sneetches With Stars Upon Thars Treaty The Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations and the Random Insanity Alliance, being Sneetches with Stars, recognize their inherent superiority over other alliances without Stars Upon Thats, and so sign the following pact full of sound and fury, signifying...Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression. Article I. On Food and Freedoms If either party should dislike Green Eggs and Ham, the other party will respect their sovereignty, regardless of how much they think the first party will like Green Eggs and Ham, and will not try to make them eat it in a lake, or with a snake; in the snow, or off a hobo; with a prude, or in the nude. Article II. On the theft of major holidays Neither Alliance will assist the Grinch in Stealing Christmas, New Years, Martin Luther King Jr Day, Halloween, Independene day, No Pants Day, or Talk Like a Pirate day (Valentines day and Tax day are ok, but I repeat myself.) or take any other hostile action against the other. They also promise to talk first and shoot, like, seventh, if any incident does come up. Article III. On Loyalty and Defense. I meant what I said, and I said what I meant, the Commonwealth's faithful, One Hundred Percent. So is the Random Insanity Alliance, but we can't be bothered finding a rhyme that fits them at the moment. Either way, both agree that should the other get attacked, the other will spring to their defense. Article IV. On who we speak for We are the Lorax, we speak for the trees. Neither party, however, agrees to speak for the Barbaloots, who, while they may frolick and play in their Barbaloot Suits, Happily eating Truffula Fruits, are not necessarily friends of both parties. Thus if one party gets attacked whilst defending Barbaloots or any other party that is not a signatory of this pact, the other party is not obligated to defend. Article V. On places that we will go. Both parties have brains in their head, and feet in their shoes, and can steer themselves, wherever they choose. They are not, however, necessarily on their own. If either party sets out in an aggressive conflict, they may request the other go along with them. Article VI. On friends and kind treatment A person is a person, no matter how small. So both parties agree to remain publically civil and kind to each other, regardless of how small they are and how much they actually ARE one of those people who should answer those ads for Ci41is. Article VII. On the end of all things. Should either party be tricked by some sketchy dude into going through a machine to remove the Stars upon Thars, the other party has the option of (after giving 48 hours notice) hoisting themselves by the seat of their pants, and with a grim look on their face taking leave of this place, through a hole in the smog without leaving a trace, except a small pile of rocks with one word. UNLESS A seventy-two hour grace period would be in effect afterwards in which neither party may attack the other, or try to cut down any new Truffula trees that might be growing in the other party. /s/ Random Insanity Alliance[/left] SWAT128 - Head of Foreign Affairs Shadow - Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos Agent Lemon - Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance Bruce Campbell - Groovy C-zom - Head of Military Operations cctmsp13 - Head of Economics Delta1212 - Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities, Eperor of the SuperFriends Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations Goose - Head of State to The Commonwealth, Warmonger of GUARD, Hater of Huggles, Old Man with a Cane. Allied_Threat - Swordmaster, False Profit, Slayer of Infidels, Doer of Your Mum SpacingOutMan - Minister of Foreign Women, Master of Beward, Destroyer of Deined, Deputy Preacher of Goose's Good Name CaptainImpavid - Generalissimo of the Commonwealth Armed Forces, Side effects may include Blurred Vision, Telepathy, Temporal Anomalies, Plate Tectonics, and Death Lord Brendan - The Guy with the Money, Wielder of the Useless SDI and FUN Survivor lewistothezor - People's Commissar of Enlistment, Sactioned SPAM Whore, Crazy Irate Scotsman Edited May 19, 2009 by Goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordite Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 There is no Florida, I call shens! Also, congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Hm. Old people and insane people..PERFECT FIT! 'Gratz CSN and RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James IV Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Oh lawd, another reason goose needs to be cooped. Haha, congrats guys. The announcement writing is A+ over at CSN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted May 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Oh lawd, another reason goose needs to be cooped. Haha, congrats guys. The announcement writing is A+ over at CSN. I like to think that everything at CSN is A+. Except maybe our spell-checking ability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King DrunkWino Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 There is no Florida, I call shens!Also, congrats. Doesn't need it, Bruce Campbell says it's groovy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 congratulations, good to see intersphere relations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Brendan Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Woo, here's a treaty I'm proud to have my name on. p.s. why no flags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 'Grats on the treaty guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyisraelie Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 So beautiful. It's a wonder this hadn't happened before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Naming treaties is fail that's all I'm saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Woo, here's a treaty I'm proud to have my name on. p.s. why no flags? Flags cost extra, Goose told me hes saving his money to go to Bingo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordite Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Doesn't need it, Bruce Campbell says it's groovy. Can't argue with the chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Brendan Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 (edited) Flags cost extra, Goose told me hes saving his money to go to Bingo What? He's not allowed to have his own money! Lord Brendan - The Guy with the Money Edited May 19, 2009 by Lord Brendan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Conrad Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Congrats guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James IV Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 I like to think that everything at CSN is A+. Except maybe our spell-checking ability. Well, there is that AT guy to. He could use a stern talking to. )): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted May 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 What? He's not allowed to have his own money! I'm Goose !@#$%*es! I do what I want... And, I've been embezzling money from CSN for over a year now. I'll soon have enough for one hell of a night at Bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Lines being drawn and crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flak attack Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Oh lawd, is that some maroonity I see in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 o/ Eperor Delta1212 Congrats to our two allies on this fantastic treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDragon Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Flags: >_> yay, treaty. o/ CSN o/ RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrod Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Cool treaty bro. Good luck to CSN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Jolly well done. Cake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted May 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Jolly well done. Cake? No cake... Pie is delicious though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 The pie is a lie, as you know well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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