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She Said She Was 18 Election Happy Hour*

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Welcome to the May She Said She Was 18 election happy hour! Where we attempt to give you in-depth coverage of our new regime with help from my ole firend, Captain Morgan.

*Drinks heavily*

Well then let's get started with the new El Presidente himself, Jipps! In this photo we see him struggling at a town hall meeting when asked "Why in gods name are you running again?"

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Next is his partner in crime Vice President Taget/Grundig, well known for his split personality. After recently being abducted from his local channel 4 news career, he's excelled quickly.

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Now onto a personal hero of mine, the ever ballsy Minister of Defense, Neforatu. Recently released from prison, I wouldn't mess.

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Our brand new Minister of Foreign Affairs, Matt Bowen. Mr. Bowen recently underwent severe surgery for Eastern bias, he's still in a recovering state.

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Also new to government, our Minister of Internal Affairs Tepes. After being expelled from professional hockey for life, Tepes has found a home wacking myself with a hockey stick instead.

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Last but certainly not least, our ever capable Minister of Recruitment Blackrose. Have a nice trip!

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We also had the fine election of our Senate: Warrior19, Jftsang, Gatsby, CaptainJohn, and ivanctl.

Now I'm off to go see if I lost my job, stay tuned for "Celebrity Pissoffs" right here on SSSW18 channel 8: The Ocho.

*Nothing free is actually being given off, so pay up you bums.

Also, we re-passed 1 mil NS, so yeah us.

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I wouldn't mess with that guy either :o

Congratz to all of the other members in government as well. I always love working beside you guys. Also, a big congrats to Taget/Grundig, he is taking a big step, and my old job :P

Here is to you buddy. :D

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I don't really know what is a scarier thought, Jipps at president or Taget as second in command... Here's to the best for SSSW18 in the future!

Congratulations to everyone elected. I say this every time you have elections, you've got a great group there.

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I don't really know what is a scarier thought, Jipps at president or Taget as second in command... Here's to the best for SSSW18 in the future!

Congratulations to everyone elected. I say this every time you have elections, you've got a great group there.

Obviously, the scariest thought is me not in government to lead. :D

Glad to see I've left SSSW18 in good hands.

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