mpol777 Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Federation of Armed Nations *mpol runs into the press room buck nekkid except for boots and a Stetson, cuts a line of coke on the podium then hops on top and waits for his chicanita to 'get into position' before starting. Howdy! To hell with the normal format, I'm shooting from the hip. 695 days, 1 hours, 3 minutes and 48 seconds ago the VietFAN war commenced. Or something like that. Some of you... many of you... almost all of you expected FAN to eradicated from the face of Planet Bob. Welp, we're still *%ing here. I know what you're thinking. "He's not going to be an !@#$%^& now is he?" Yes... he is. What? You expected cake and sunshine. Get over it. Fact is we stood up against combined forces that would make most of you pee all over yourselves. So for the next 24 hours we're doing as FAN does times ten, so if you thought we were weird before, best just stay away. This is our day. Because we said so and that's all the reason we need. Our stats might be down now and some of our folks haven't seen the sun in a long time, but we still have our balls. And sometimes balls is enough. Anyway I had a longer message, but I'm missing out on the party talking to you folks. No gun porn for you! You did not earn it! Instead you get a one-eyed mule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Now you get to be in a 2 year war with NSO for stealing our line "Only the strong survive." We'll give you the weekend off, then it's back to Peace Mode for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Limburg Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Wow, I'm truly amazed at this. The LSF level of endurance was childsplay compared to your masochism. Wow. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Enjoy FAN as you earned it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinousOne Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'm cool with all that, but how bout movin your communications to the cold front? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomInterrupt Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'll send some high quality hookers over to the FAN bunker right away. Congratulations on full peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raider Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 FAN. You are truely the hardest of the hardcore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philp110 Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 A well earned Victory lap. Very well earned. Your gun porn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Cash Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 fan has by far the biggest pair on 'em out of anyone in this world, and i have nothing but complete respect for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacky Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Congratulations. Your resolve is noted, may you never be told you're not allowed to be apart of this planet again. FAN you deserve respect for going through what you did. You neve gave up, and stuck by your principles. o/ FAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neneko Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 This is epic. I'm truly glad you finally have peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Impero Romano Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I joined the game close after the FAN conflict started, so I'm not sure how to handle FAN not at eternal war Seriously though, much respect, congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Diesel Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Good show. It's about flocking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Mockingbird Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Truely an awesome day, good luck with the rebuild FAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stetson76 Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 How did I get dragged into this announcement? Congratulations FAN, you've been fighting your battle since before I started this game, and although I don't know you guys, it's really impressive how you guys have hung together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gears of War Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I remember when FAN first got hit; congrats on finally receiving a well-earned peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordAkanata Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Like a couple other posters here, I have only known you guys in peace mode and eternal war. I can be sure that you guys will never disappear after what I've seen. Now let's see what FAN is really made of. o/ FAN o/ peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I anticipate interesting things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixoux Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'm hereby renaming May 14th to 'FAN day'. Congrats, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryievla Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Congratulations on achieving peace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orkules Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I love you guys. Good luck mother $%&@ers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehChron Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Never thought Id see the day. Well, things are about to get genuinely ballsy round these parts again. Cant wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellAngel Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Oh damn not the one eyed mule... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadie Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I hope this is turns out to be the greatest gun pr0n thread of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Specific Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 695 days, 1 hours, 3 minutes and 48 seconds ago the VietFAN war commenced. Incredible. It's so nice to see FAN in the daylight again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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