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I For One Welcome Our New Bureaucratic Overlords


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Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The TGR spacecraft has apparently been taken over -- 'conquered' if you will -- by a master race of giant space politicians and bureaucrats. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Senators or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the government will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new bureaucratic overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted forums personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

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Jaym, the largest and most plastic-looking of the conquerors, seems to have foregone showers -- or bathing of any kind -- for at least several years.

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The Flying Scotsman appears to be some sort of grotesque sea creature.

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Amelsh seems to be the youngest and smallest of all the invaders, but what he lacks in size, he makes up for in perversion.

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The final invader seems fairly familiar, albeit disfigured beyond recognition. He claims to be Dementual, but I find that hard to believe.

Having received their demands, I quickly acquiesced and granted them positions of power and authority over my humble alliance.

High Envoy and Evil Overlord of Foreign Affairs: Dementual

Grand Admiral and Evil Overlord of War: Amelsh

Chairman of the IBC and Evil Overlord of Finance: The Flying Scotsman

Grand Jedi Master and Evil Overlord of Internal Affairs: Jaym

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Whats that? You need some money? You know what, Im feeling generous, here's a loan with a very fair 3.5%* interest rate to account for inflation.

*Represents initial rate of interest, International Banking Clan reserves the right to increase rate of interest as it sees fit so long as first rate increase occurs no earlier than .001 seconds after signing of loan contract. International Banking Clan reserves the right to take said loan, slice it into pieces, package it with the loan we gave it to the bum down the street, slice it up again, bundle it with some more loans, give it a fancy name and sell it to you as a 'safe' investment for a massive profit. When the bum down the street defaults on his loan and makes your nice 'safe' investment worthless and the IBC runs out of money we reserve the right to laugh in your face, foreclose on your house and then get bailed out by Cheyenne using your tax dollars while we vacation somewhere tropical.

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There can only be one Grand Admiral. )): )):

(congrats dooods)

I invite all persons who desire to claim the title Grand Admiral to chat with me, and we can see what happens. ;)

Though I must also state that my first claim to the title was a number of years ago, so I think I may have seniority over any other claim. :P

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