New Frontier Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The TGR spacecraft has apparently been taken over -- 'conquered' if you will -- by a master race of giant space politicians and bureaucrats. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Senators or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the government will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new bureaucratic overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted forums personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves. Jaym, the largest and most plastic-looking of the conquerors, seems to have foregone showers -- or bathing of any kind -- for at least several years. The Flying Scotsman appears to be some sort of grotesque sea creature. Amelsh seems to be the youngest and smallest of all the invaders, but what he lacks in size, he makes up for in perversion. The final invader seems fairly familiar, albeit disfigured beyond recognition. He claims to be Dementual, but I find that hard to believe. Having received their demands, I quickly acquiesced and granted them positions of power and authority over my humble alliance. High Envoy and Evil Overlord of Foreign Affairs: Dementual Grand Admiral and Evil Overlord of War: Amelsh Chairman of the IBC and Evil Overlord of Finance: The Flying Scotsman Grand Jedi Master and Evil Overlord of Internal Affairs: Jaym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Oh cool, congrats TGR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikaru Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Nice... restructuring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biohazard Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Epic. Nice to see Amelsh in the government, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niedalry Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Congrats to the new Overlords of TGR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyman Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Congrats on the new Evil Overlords. You guys conducted yourselves well in our short war, so nothing but respect here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaBuc Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 TGR Congrats to all the new gov. Good luck, my friends. -Bama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Congrats to you all - why is Amelsh depicted as a woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Congrats to you all - why is Amelsh depicted as a woman? Wouldn't you like to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The FSM Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) Whats that? You need some money? You know what, Im feeling generous, here's a loan with a very fair 3.5%* interest rate to account for inflation. *Represents initial rate of interest, International Banking Clan reserves the right to increase rate of interest as it sees fit so long as first rate increase occurs no earlier than .001 seconds after signing of loan contract. International Banking Clan reserves the right to take said loan, slice it into pieces, package it with the loan we gave it to the bum down the street, slice it up again, bundle it with some more loans, give it a fancy name and sell it to you as a 'safe' investment for a massive profit. When the bum down the street defaults on his loan and makes your nice 'safe' investment worthless and the IBC runs out of money we reserve the right to laugh in your face, foreclose on your house and then get bailed out by Cheyenne using your tax dollars while we vacation somewhere tropical. Edited May 14, 2009 by The Flying Scotsman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpoiL Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I vote to give Chancellor Moldavi emergency powers over the Galactic Republic. He'll give them back after the Karma war..I promise Congrats folks, lead your troopers to glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessro07 Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Yay, Dem's back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 oh, hey, that Dementual guy is back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jaym Il Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'll also add that if you're looking to contact one of those beautiful people, our forums are www.thegalacticrepublic.net , and you can find us in #TGR on Coldfront. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Congrats on the new government TGR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 lol @ the title. Congrats TGR I have always had a high opinion of you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Moldavi Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Congratulations TGR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTTezla Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Dementual in government? RUNNNNNNNNN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyFallout Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 There can only be one Grand Admiral. )): )): (congrats dooods) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 There can only be one Grand Admiral. )): )): (congrats dooods) Well, since Amelsh's office has existed longer than yours.... TO WAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desius Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Congratulations all. Especially Dementual (no offense to the others) with whom I have shared an alliance in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovardie Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Congratulations to TGR, in bureaucracy lies salvation! ... or at least filling out forms keeps you always a bit occupied and shortens the time of worrying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelsh Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 There can only be one Grand Admiral. )): )): (congrats dooods) I invite all persons who desire to claim the title Grand Admiral to chat with me, and we can see what happens. Though I must also state that my first claim to the title was a number of years ago, so I think I may have seniority over any other claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Good to see the government getting filled up again. Good luck to you guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Congratulations TGR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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