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OOC: This thread WILL contain propaganda, so if anything seems to be "godmodding" chances are it's just propaganda. Feel free to PM me if you have a problem.

Also, this isn't my government, it's a private corporation that reports the news. PM me IC or start a topic if you want to contact my government.

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Military News:

Defcon: 1

The armed forces remain alert and police forces are doing more patrols since the original starting of the country, the Government has asked everyone to keep going about business as normal but to keep a close eye out for any "Suspicious activities".

Radio RightWay: "People, it seems the Liberals are trying to tell us Svalbard is melting, well that's just pure !@#$. Caller 1, you're on the air."

"Yeah, this is Sven, I live in Svalbard, and frankly anyone who says that place is warming up has their head in a bucket."

"Exactly! We need to show these socialists just who they are messing with. I saw we go house to house and tear down every damn hammer and sickle we find and BURN them!! Caller two you're ON THE !@#$@#$ AIR!"

"Hello, I'd rather not give my name. I've been a Ubersteinian-Republican since the party started and I have to say you're going to the extremes here. This country was founded on the ideas of freedom, not rule by fear..."

"Listen here you vodka-swilling commie, if you want to throw away your freedoms for Uncle Joe's socialist welfare, then go ahead and sit on your hands, but I care about this country!"

Leftists-For-Peace Party Radio: "More warhawk moves from the Ubersteinian-Republican party simply show these people have no respect for this nation. We need to march on Mariehamm and let these people know that war is not the right way! Let's burn some cars and break any police that try to stop us, that's what we should do as responsible citizens! Who's with me?!"

Caller: "Yeah, doesn't that contradict our ideals? Maybe a peaceful protest or any angry letter, but how can we stop violence with violence?"

"Clearly you're not a real Leftist, go back to the tainted teat of capitalism you swine!"

"But I-" *caller is cut off*

OOC: Yep, that's right, crazy radio hosts!

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Radio RightWay:

"People, this is a travesty. Where was Dr. Herra's acceptance speech? We've been waiting and waiting and he hasn't even been sworn in! I'm telling you, those damn fascist commies are the ones who are behind this, they are stopping this great, honest man with walls of red tape and big government! SHOW US OUR DEMOCRACY! I wouldn't be surprised if Dr. Herra was kidnapped by the Nords, we all know that they do that sort of thing, being the socialist pre-verts they are! Remember, you heard it here at Radio Rightway, bringing Mariehamm to the FINNISH LINE with PATRIOTISM! Good Night Finland and God be with you!"

OOC: That's right, I'm recognizing my own lazyness. :P

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Hello, I'm Reino Iivari, here with the 11:00 news. Yesterday, at 01:22 PM, the Greater Nordland Reich issued a warrant for President Erwin von Uberstein's arrest, and placed a bounty of 250 million Reichmarks on his head. The Republic of Mariehamm government issued a simple reply of "nuts", and proceeded to ignore the warrant. Many countries have proceeded to show support for Uberstein, and it appears this move has backfired on the Nords, much like their other attempts at foreign relations. More on this as the situation develops.

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WELCOME TO

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With your hosts:

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John Smith

Reino Iivari

And Guest:

Ex-Ubersteinian Infantryman and now Author

Sven Rumplestein

Smith: Welcome to the 10 o'clock news, I heard that you have quite a story that is now on shelves.

Rumplestein: Yes, I have written the taking of Stewart Island, I was in the one of the first landing ships when we took it from Imperial Wellington.

Iivari: Well that is very interesting, anything you can tell us about this book without giving away too much?

*Laughter from audience*

Rumplestein: All I can say is, I saw horrors that day, it's why I've taken up such a public stance against truth drugs and such, people should not have these chemicals pumped into them unwillingly. What happened on that island was only a fraction of the brainwashing that was committed by that regime.

Iivari: Well, this book certainly sounds like an eye opener about that country.

Smith: I agree, I've actually read the book, and I have to comment on how it really gripped me, I felt I was there myself, trying to help these people regain their, just tell me if I'm being too poetic, but help them regain their lost humanity.

Rumplestein: *Laughs* It's fine, I feel the same way.

Iivari: Well, it seems we're out of time, remember, the name of the book is "Stewart Island: An Eye Into Imperial Wellington's Dark Secrets", on shelves now.

OOC: My first interview I've written. Woo

EDIT: Bolded names for easier reading.

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I've taken up such a public stance against truth drugs and such, people should not have these chemicals pumped into them unwillingly. What happened on that island was only a fraction of the brainwashing that was committed by that regime.

The worst part is that the drugs were pumped in willingly, and that people resisted having them taken away.... Even I could not stop this, although I do not know if I did all I could. I drank the public water too, long ago. With age comes hindsight, and with that wisdom. Now I have the power to run the country as openly and free as it should be.

-LVN

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Military Update:

Towns on the Nordic Boarder have been almost completely evacuated now. Many of the people who were forced from their homes are now trying to restart their lives in cities behind the fortified lines. A small protest against this forced relocation happened in the capital, but it remained peaceful and police did not have to intervene.

Uberstein gave a public appearance in one of the larger relocated communities and gave a speech on why they need to be strong during this time, and they they will be able to return to their homes as soon as the Nordic threat is gone.

OOC: It's his double.

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With the disappearance of Dr. Herra, Anita Pesonen has been re-instated as Prime Minister of the Republic of Mariehamm. An election will take place when the war has finished.

The Republican government urges all civilians to stock up on food, water, and other supplies, including portable power generators, hard hats, and heavy gloves. War rationing has begun.

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Today the President met in an undisclosed location with the King of Bavaria to discuss the reconstruction of the destroyed Uberstein Estate.

In local news, Sarah Tintagyl has visited the rebuilt Helsinki, and the warrant for her arrest was revoked by the Mariehamm government. From all of us over at RoM news, welcome home Mrs. Tintagyl.

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