salithus Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism It has been a busy week for GOONS while we try to get settled in, despite the mayhem going on in Bob. In order to facilitate our growth, a few changes needed to be made and we have shuffled some people around. LunaticFringe joins us as a Council member, reporting to Bloodjewel. Lace has been asked to change her focus from foreign affairs to training and recruitment, and as such will also report to Bloodjewel. TTaagg's efforts in establishing relationships with the alliances of Bob have been excellent so far, so I have asked him to take on the position of Secretariat. A few council members did a fantastic job of getting us through to day 1, but other committments have kept them from carrying on that effort, so we have bestowed on them the priviledge of Member Emeritus, where we can still benefit from their counsel without putting a drain on their availability. We also would like to thank NpO for their hospitality on Blue. Unfortunately, we feel just as out-of-place on Blue as NpO would on Black, so we began discussions with NOIR of a potential move to Black for GOONS. We are impressed by their candor and enthusiasm, and have made the decision to move to Black this weekend. In less-than-exciting news or however you say it, we banned two members today! Wait, that is totally exciting. Who did we ban? Well, if you have been reading closely you already know. The why is what you would expect, if you recognize those names. Apparently we're not cool/smart/edgy/whatever-enough so they thought they would run game on us. Protip: If you are going to move against us, you'd better know damn well what you are doing. We are new to Bob, not to politics, we knew we would have enemies the moment we set foot here, we were just assuming (hoping?) that these enemies would be a bit smarter. This warning is especially true for the former members of the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving who think they are somehow entitled to ownership of the acronym "GOONS". GOONS got run out of the game while you were in it, and so far you have failed to bring GOONS back, so quit kidding yourselves into thinking you'll somehow succeed against us when we have succeeded where you failed, despite your failures. Your whining about our existence is the very definition of pubbie tears. Still, it fulfills the old soldier's prayer: "Give me lucky generals and stupid foes". Anyhow, they were going to try and get MK to attack us or something, which we thought was p. lol, so rather than get all :tinfoil: and run to MK, we figured we'd just boot the idiots to save everyone some time. Also, to cut you off before you start - no, we will not be log dumping. If you feel like this may or may not have impacted your alliance, feel free to send a diplomat by and we'll discuss it, but odds are this doesn't affect you. If you really have no idea who the two banned members are in-game, come by our forums where we have a list for you. Feel free to take their tech or use them for target practice. tl;dr: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Death to traitors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 For great justice? Good to see you are vigilant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaagg Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 "Unimportant" announcements? But, but.... TTaagg's efforts in establishing relationships with the alliances of Bob have been excellent so far, so I have asked him to take on the position of Secretariat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 "Unimportant" announcements? But, but.... you'll always be important to me, snookums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Be alert...but not alarmed. I welcome you to black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 GOONS must die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meer Republic Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 (edited) Good moves )): Neo-GOONS )): I'm sure Umbrella will keep you cosy on those long winter nights. Edited May 1, 2009 by Meercats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Good luck sharing a sphere with Spartailures and Umbrellailures. You'll need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Good luck sharing a sphere with Spartailures and Umbrellailures. You'll need it. umbrellailures is the best -ailures word yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trepidation Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Good luck sharing a sphere with Spartailures and Umbrellailures. You'll need it. I cried a little on the inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 I love the fact that a suffix spawned by Paradol Ex is slowly creeping onto the regular Internet. Wrap it up, CyberNailures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverCaffeinated Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Good luck sharing a sphere with Spartailures and Umbrellailures. You'll need it. I can pronounce Spartailures, but Umbrellailures makes my tounge hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danizduhman Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 (snip) This warning is especially true for the former members of the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving who think they are somehow entitled to ownership of the acronym "GOONS". (/snip) Good show. I hope you don't become what the your predecessors were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coursca Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Good luck on Black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxodi Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Overthrowing the old GOONS o.O Welcome to black; please quickly close the door b4 too much light enters in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert of Hentzau Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Subliminal messages are subliminal. Those are the names, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdFFF Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Subliminal messages are subliminal.Those are the names, no? In less-than-exciting news or however you say it, we banned two members today! Wait, that is totally exciting. Who did we ban? Well, if you have been reading closely you already know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 we transmit our messages 3 ways. Subliminally Liminally and Superliminally "Superliminally?" "HEY YOU! JOIN GOONS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grimace Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Goon drama. Almost as good as commie drama. Also, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryievla Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Black is a good sphere. Good luck in your new homes, hope your transition is swift & painless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavii Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Welcome to black new GOONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Smith Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 (edited) helsbecter and bm? I didn't bother reading the whole thing. I miss cnGOONS/Neutral shoving, they were classier. Edited May 1, 2009 by Will Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finner Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Hope yis do well lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrie Melodies Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 After closely observing this incarnation I would like to retire my former )): GOONS )): I at this time recant any desire for unfortunate events to transpire to your merry band o/ GOONS health and wealth, grow strong OOC: Those two individuals were 2 of the other set I actually enjoyed reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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