Baltus Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 WE ARE HIRING. If you need a job in an goverment that knows what it is doing then apply at http://z3.invisionfree.com/1st_506th_Hellc...hp?showtopic=68. Apply today! and we will get back to you with an answer at least 36 HRS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Join us we have milk and cookies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 We can fly, watch as at our next show in Atlanta. We have lessons in Orlando, FL. Call us today at 1-800-wanna-fly *you are not really going to fly, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 (edited) I want you for the Hellcats 9/10 doctors recommend the Hellcats Edited June 16, 2009 by Baltus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 You are watching BALTUS "ALL DAY LONG". Please don't touch the remote or we gonna bomb you. Thank you. "In other news, the Hellcats are a new, growing, alliance of awesomeness. So if you know what you are doing you would join them." We'll be right back after the following commercials. This special news cast is brought to you by the number 3 and the letter w. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 (edited) Now Baltus, with the news In the recent Planet Bob poltics, the karma war rages and many are not sure where to go to. So we went to the streets, with the question "where are ya gonna go" -new, young nations say- "the Hellcats." "why sir?" "Because they offer protection, cash, friendship, and they'll help me out with the game" "what do you mean?" "They'll show me my way around, while protecting me if I mess up, and they have regular competions and tech deals. And they'll be there for me if something goes wrong" "Woah, who wouldn't join such a great alliance" "I don't know" "Thanks for your time" -Old, Respected nations say- "What about you sir?" "Hellcats, for sure" "and why" "they have tech, jobs, and a 100% active population" "no way" "yep, they have a lot of small nations to tech deal with and have contacts with other small nations and alliances, they also got jobs in the govt. And if i take up a govt job, the population is active so no slackers, unlike the hundreds in other alliances." "wowww" "Yep, its all true, no joke." "Thank you for your time" Thank you and check out more news reports at http://z3.invisionfree.com/1st_506th_Hellc...dex.php?act=idx The question of the day is "why are you reading this instead of signing up for the Hellcats?" Just answer at the above link or the smarter thing to do would be to post your hellcat app at new recruits under enlistment office. Edited June 15, 2009 by Baltus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 (edited) Do you need help, now. So, you didnt know that the guy you just PO'ed was the leader of an alliance with over 20 members. And you are just a day-old nation with no allies or any serious military. Well its okay, calm down. You got friends over here at the Hellcats. Just join the Hellcats and state your problem. We will get back with you, then try to end any hostilties with diplomacy. Edited June 16, 2009 by Baltus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Guess what, Okay this is gonna be awesome. You reaady are you sure you are ready for this. Okay so here I........................g...........o....................................Bump.. ..a..dy....bump.....and....guess what............I....just..wasted 30 seconds of your life. Instead you couldve signed up for the Hellcats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 [[insert name of person you trust here]] wants you to sign up for the Hellcats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Eden Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Bump from the Kingdom of Amorica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Bump from the Kingdom of Amorica. Thanks for the bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 We have cheese. what does this have to do with the Hellcats,you ask? Well, im not sure. So, all i can say is bump.a.da.bump We got american, swiss, cheddar, and [[insert your favorite cheese here]] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 bumpity..bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 .....Bump.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Do you want to join some lame, boring, dull, inactive alliance. Then dont join us. We are an awesome, fun, cooltastic, and active alliance. B) protected by the Overlords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z3000 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Do you want to join some lame, boring, dull, inactive alliance. Then dont join us. We are an awesome, fun, cooltastic, and active alliance. B) protected by the Overlords. Oh boy lame, dull, and boring (reads rest of senetence) oh I guess I'll stay in my own alliance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Oh boy lame, dull, and boring (reads rest of senetence) oh I guess I'll stay in my own alliance B..U..M..P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 We are still accepting Govt. jobs, if you are experienced sign up today. If you need some experience then still sign, we got enough to share with any newcomer who comes by. If you are a veteran your knowledge with wars and tactic, would be a great asset to our alliance. And if you are a cheese lover, remember we have CHEESE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 tv=awesome Hellcats=Awesomer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 tv=awesome Hellcats=Awesomer Yep, now that is definetly true we just checked with 1,000 doctors and 1,999 of them say its absolutely right! So, sign up..NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 to the front page! We refuse to go to the back! Onward! ======= Also, catch the hellcats on a worldwide tour, coming to your town soon. And, do you live in UK, France, Germany, India, Brazil, Canada, and Northern Portugal, as well as scandinavia. Well, guess what we are goin there, please check online at our site for more info. http://z3.invisionfree.com/1st_506th_Hellc...dex.php?act=idx *please be aware we are not going on a world wide tour, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 o/hellcats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) we have a new recruitment thread called "hellcats recruitment center" Edited June 26, 2009 by Baltus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Zenigata Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Ah yes, I saw that, very nice. Closing duplicate topic then. Enjoy your new thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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