Choader Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 We at the Federation have spent the last week fighting alongside our allies in Mushroom Kingdom, The Immortals, =Western Empire=, and of course the rest of Karma. Sadly, this was not the only front we have been struggling with. A Civil War broke out here in the Federation that left us with new leadership, and a compass that pointed us in the direction of an injustice we need to put right. As our former pirate “Kings” have been sent to their watery graves, the FoB is tyrant free. “For crimes against FoB, including but not limited to making secret peace arrangements with the illegitimate government of IRAN, we have overthrown our free bootin' overlords and join Battalion’s faction in the pursuit of freedom.” The pirates hereby declare our support for Battalion in his righteous crusade against the evil that is Mogar and the rest of what we have come to call the usurpers of IRAN. Signed for the new Pirate Conclave Jacques Cousteau Choader Lurkwood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 We at the Federation have spent the last week fighting alongside our allies in Mushroom Kingdom, The Immortals, =Western Empire=, and of course the rest of Karma.Sadly, this was not the only front we have been struggling with. A Civil War broke out here in the Federation that left us with new leadership, and a compass that pointed us in the direction of an injustice we need to put right. As our former pirate “Kings” have been sent to their watery graves, the FoB is tyrant free. The pirates hereby declare our support for Battalion in his righteous crusade against the evil that is Mogar and the rest of what we have come to call the usurpers of IRAN. Signed for the new Pirate Conclave Jacques Cousteau Choader Lurkwood Mogar already won Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Salovsky Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Wait... what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I have a feeling you're being sarcastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Mogar already won So you thought. :jihad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Wait... what? They don't know what they are talking about with Bat and IRAN, they should have been reading his thread.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zikawe Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 What is this? Runz >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jipps Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) Sarcasm fails? Edited April 30, 2009 by Jipps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x Tela x Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Supporting the incompetent leader over the respected veteran? o/ Mogar! Long Live Our King And Deity Mogar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calixo Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 goodluck with this. seriously... but i doubt IRAN will see any change from their new gov, any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I have a feeling you're being sarcastic. You stink man, I was feeling all smart and !@#$ and you make me feel stupid now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orkules Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I hope you're being sarcastic and just failing at it and not being utter morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamazlilmistake Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 o dear, i have been overthrown? I didnt even get a memo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I hope you're being sarcastic and just failing at it and not being utter morons. We don't know the meaning of sarcasm. So that leaves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Manbearpig Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Choader, Runz, I really wish we could have talked about this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 o dear, i have been overthrown?I didnt even get a memo Coups happen like that, one day you're on top of the world, the next day you have to nuke people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick1 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 o/ Battalion :jihad: Long live the new Federation of Buccaneers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 o dear, i have been overthrown?I didnt even get a memo Back to the watery depths with you, your tyranny will not soon be forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KagetheSecond Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I vote someone turn this into a contest show where whoever gets the most votes on a Toll Free number wins the conflict. For Mogar dial 1-888-CNLDR01 For Battalion dial 1-888-CNLDR02 You could make tons of money off of a scam plan like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orkules Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 We don't know the meaning of sarcasm. So that leaves... To the high seas then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jipps Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) We don't know the meaning of sarcasm. So that leaves... Buccaneers could use an education it seems. Edited April 30, 2009 by Jipps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizzt DoUrden Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Who is for beating Runz with plastic bats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neneko Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I'm loving this so much These are some awesome pirates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gears of War Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I vote someone turn this into a contest show where whoever gets the most votes on a Toll Free number wins the conflict. For Mogar dial 1-888-CNLDR01 For Battalion dial 1-888-CNLDR02 You could make tons of money off of a scam plan like this. Those numbers didn't send me to where I expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick1 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 If you're serious, on what grounds does FoB have to take sides in a foreign power struggle? On what grounds do you have to dispute our opinion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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