DerekJones Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 (edited) Broclamation! Greetings, I come before you today as a proud bro to announce the official inception of the BROtherhood. History In 1998, Broseph Stalin, keeper of the beer in the Broviet Union, envisioned a world where bros would indeed come before hoes. No longer wishing to bow to the will of farm equipment, Broseph Stalin broke away to inspire fellow bros around the world. Eleven years later, Broseph Stalin's vision is realized in the form of the BROtherhood, a collection of bros dedicated to set standards of brotocol and brocedure, broordinated by a broalition of bros. The official charter of the BROtherhood reads as follows: Look at this brotographEverytime I do it makes me broaugh How did our bros get so red And what the hell is on that bro's head And this is where I brow up I think the present owner bro'd it up I never knew we'd ever went without The second floor is hard for bro'ing out And this is where I went to brool Most of the time had better bros to do Criminal record says I bro'd in twice I must have bro'd it half a dozen times I wonder if it's too late Should i go back and try to broduate Life's better now than it was back then If I was them I wouldn't let me in Oh, oh, oh Oh, bro, I Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my brodroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Every memory of walking out the front broor I found the photo of the bro that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye bro. Remember the old arcade Blew every bro that we ever made The brahs hated us hangin' out They say somebody went and bro'd it down We used to listen to the brodio And sing along with every bro we know We said someday we'd find out how it feels To sing to more than just the bro wheel Kim's the first bro I kissed I was so nervous that I nearly missed She's had a couple of baby bros since then I haven't seen her since Bro Lord knows when Oh, oh, oh Oh, god, I Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the bro that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. I miss that bro I miss the bros You can't erase You can't replace it I miss it now I can't believe it So hard to stay Too hard to leave it If I could I relive those days I know the one bro that would never change Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye. Look at this brotograph Everytime I do it makes me laugh Everytime I do it makes me... Broclaration of War For too long (approximately five seconds after the inception of the BROtherhood), the Brahs have invaded our broness. Their enbroachment on our turf can no longer be tolerated, and they must answer for their broutrageous crimes. Therefore, on this day, Bropril 27, 2009, the BROtherhood declares war on the BRAHS. May admin have mercy on your souls (luckily he's a bro). History Brolek Jones - Official "Bro Johnson" Brollenfighter - Member of the Brolifornia Chapter Broliph - Official Brorannasaurus Rex Jonathan Brobank - Owner of #Brostonia Brongy - He has beer sometimes Broai - A Non-Bro in Disguise Brojayrazz - He benches fat chicks ty6496BRO8 - Keeper of the brorn BrosanHate - Regularly breaks brotocol Ebrophanus - Brooper Jones Broima - Someone Needs to Check If She Has Broquipment broyababy - Picks the bacon off my roommate's back The BROtherhood also keeps a list of potential broplicants, and is hoping these people pop their collars and join the BROalition. Broitzel - Derek loves you sir TheBigBro - Is Actively Being Recruited to Brohood Ivan Brodalvi - Keeper of Broness in Brostates BroskysRevenge - Brow Broreo - Better than a Brookie Bro Sanders - He Plays Broball BroWoody - Has Ladies BroMe - BRO U! Bros - How can he not Brorooftime - Are you Brink? Brogar - IN BEFORE BROGAR (he'll be denied so we're all in before him) Bropril - <3 End of the line, brahs! Bros before brahs! tl;dr THEY SEE ME BROLLIN'! THEY BRO'IN! BROSEIDON! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE! Edited April 28, 2009 by DerekJones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drai Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 (edited) BROS 4 LIFE, FOLLOW THE BROTOCOL UNTIL DEATH THAT'S HOW WE BROLL - Broai Edited April 28, 2009 by Drai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iotupa Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 (edited) BROird. This is how we roll. Edited April 28, 2009 by Jonathan Brookbank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenFighter Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 (edited) bros b4 brahs Signed BrollenFighter Edited April 28, 2009 by FallenFighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 (edited) Broseidon! King of the Brocean! Baby woot woot! Edited April 28, 2009 by Caliph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJ Walsh Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 /s/ sup bros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catface Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 brotastic, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ty649608 Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Bros before Brahs doggggggg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I laughed my $@! off out loud at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 SCREW THE BROTHERHOOD. BRAHS BEFORE BROS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iotupa Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 (edited) By the way, this is not a BROke. We are BROrious. Edited April 28, 2009 by Jonathan Brookbank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orkules Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 BROS IT UP BRAWSKI BRA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphanus Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Oh lordy, my name somehow made it on to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 (edited) Bros before brahs. His Royal Broseph itt. Edited April 28, 2009 by mythicknight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJ Walsh Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 SCREW THE BROTHERHOOD. BRAHS BEFORE BROS. out, damned spot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earogema Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 BRAHS BEFORE BROS YOU WILL GET YOURS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 The Brahs are not amused. )): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Brofest 09' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 This made me lol. Good job, Derek. You did it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 No Brokko? I'm disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwe Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I sense this lacks a certain seriousness required of threads in this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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