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Announcement From The BROtherhood of the Bros


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Broclamation!

Greetings,

I come before you today as a proud bro to announce the official inception of the BROtherhood.

History

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In 1998, Broseph Stalin, keeper of the beer in the Broviet Union, envisioned a world where bros would indeed come before hoes. No longer wishing to bow to the will of farm equipment, Broseph Stalin broke away to inspire fellow bros around the world. Eleven years later, Broseph Stalin's vision is realized in the form of the BROtherhood, a collection of bros dedicated to set standards of brotocol and brocedure, broordinated by a broalition of bros.

The official charter of the BROtherhood reads as follows:

Look at this brotograph

Everytime I do it makes me broaugh

How did our bros get so red

And what the hell is on that bro's head

And this is where I brow up

I think the present owner bro'd it up

I never knew we'd ever went without

The second floor is hard for bro'ing out

And this is where I went to brool

Most of the time had better bros to do

Criminal record says I bro'd in twice

I must have bro'd it half a dozen times

I wonder if it's too late

Should i go back and try to broduate

Life's better now than it was back then

If I was them I wouldn't let me in

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, bro, I

Every memory of looking out the back door

I had the photo album spread out on my brodroom floor

It's hard to say it, time to say it

Goodbye, goodbye.

Every memory of walking out the front broor

I found the photo of the bro that I was looking for

It's hard to say it, time to say it

Goodbye, goodbye bro.

Remember the old arcade

Blew every bro that we ever made

The brahs hated us hangin' out

They say somebody went and bro'd it down

We used to listen to the brodio

And sing along with every bro we know

We said someday we'd find out how it feels

To sing to more than just the bro wheel

Kim's the first bro I kissed

I was so nervous that I nearly missed

She's had a couple of baby bros since then

I haven't seen her since Bro Lord knows when

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, god, I

Every memory of looking out the back door

I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor

It's hard to say it, time to say it

Goodbye, goodbye.

Every memory of walking out the front door

I found the photo of the bro that I was looking for

It's hard to say it, time to say it

Goodbye, goodbye.

I miss that bro

I miss the bros

You can't erase

You can't replace it

I miss it now

I can't believe it

So hard to stay

Too hard to leave it

If I could I relive those days

I know the one bro that would never change

Every memory of looking out the back door

I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor

It's hard to say it, time to say it

Goodbye, goodbye.

Every memory of walking out the front door

I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for

It's hard to say it, time to say it

Goodbye, goodbye.

Look at this brotograph

Everytime I do it makes me laugh

Everytime I do it makes me...

Broclaration of War

For too long (approximately five seconds after the inception of the BROtherhood), the Brahs have invaded our broness. Their enbroachment on our turf can no longer be tolerated, and they must answer for their broutrageous crimes. Therefore, on this day, Bropril 27, 2009, the BROtherhood declares war on the BRAHS. May admin have mercy on your souls (luckily he's a bro).

History

Brolek Jones - Official "Bro Johnson"

Brollenfighter - Member of the Brolifornia Chapter

Broliph - Official Brorannasaurus Rex

Jonathan Brobank - Owner of #Brostonia

Brongy - He has beer sometimes

Broai - A Non-Bro in Disguise

Brojayrazz - He benches fat chicks

ty6496BRO8 - Keeper of the brorn

BrosanHate - Regularly breaks brotocol

Ebrophanus - Brooper Jones

Broima - Someone Needs to Check If She Has Broquipment

broyababy - Picks the bacon off my roommate's back

The BROtherhood also keeps a list of potential broplicants, and is hoping these people pop their collars and join the BROalition.

Broitzel - Derek loves you sir

TheBigBro - Is Actively Being Recruited to Brohood

Ivan Brodalvi - Keeper of Broness in Brostates

BroskysRevenge - Brow

Broreo - Better than a Brookie

Bro Sanders - He Plays Broball

BroWoody - Has Ladies

BroMe - BRO U!

Bros - How can he not

Brorooftime - Are you Brink?

Brogar - IN BEFORE BROGAR (he'll be denied so we're all in before him)

Bropril - <3

End of the line, brahs! Bros before brahs!

tl;dr THEY SEE ME BROLLIN'! THEY BRO'IN!

BROSEIDON! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!

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