Turing Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 So Mogar meets the girl of his dreams. She's pretty, funny, and 100% into Mogar. They hang out for a while and begin to get close. Every minute they spend together is a joy. However this girl confides to Mogar that she's a virgin and she wants her first time to be special. No matter how much she's into him, he's just going to have to be patient and wait. Mogar is slightly distressed, but since he's having such a great time just being with her, it's not a big deal -- until it becomes a big deal. Mogar decides it's time to turn his attention to making this happen. He buys her gifts, he writes her love poems, he makes her a mix tape -- he's relentless in his pursuit. He plans a special night for the two of them. He makes dinner, he lights candles, he puts on mood music, and the two of them enjoy the evening. Later when they're kissing on the couch, Mogar presents her with some diamond earrings. Suddenly his girl decides that NOW is the right time. She disappears into the bedroom and says that she'll call him when she's ready. Mogar waits and waits. He hears odd noises coming from the bedroom and wonders what's going on. After an interminable wait, he finally goes and knocks on the door. No one responds so he looks in to see his girl lying naked on the bed in a dreamy, contented state, her makeup smeared, and her hair disheveled. Mogar can't imagine what she was doing, but as he looks around he sees that the walls are covered in writing, each scrawl saying the same thing. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iotupa Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 I remember someone else telling this joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commisar Gaunt Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Great thread or greatest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o ya baby Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 I remember someone else telling this joke. Same. Someone stole this from our Skype call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neneko Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 we have a winrar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdarsafarg Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 he makes her a mix tape ahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turing Posted April 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 I remember someone else telling this joke. I'm sure that's quite possible, but how was I supposed to search for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobama Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Yeah this was used in Brookbank's dating thread in WC. Fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raider Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Great thread or greatest? Great thread. FAN's old threads were the greatest ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dester55 Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 inB4lock also, really funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 (edited) Stealing my jokes is bad for your health. -.- http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?s...t&p=1468318 I am going to get Ty to bite you. ;[ Edited April 27, 2009 by Ejayrazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o ya baby Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Don't steal Ejay's jokes, mang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iotupa Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Don't steal Ejay's jokes, mang. And if they are going to, they should at least tell us who they are, so we know they're not just an outsider stealing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 (edited) Just imagine all of these jokes in one skype call... it exists. Same channel that started the stern-talking to coalition. $%&@ I love it. Edited April 27, 2009 by Ejayrazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iotupa Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Just imagine all of these jokes in one skype call...it exists. Same channel that started the stern-talking to coalition. $%&@ I love it. We're pretty much unstoppable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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