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I'm on NPO


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So, I was bored. Don't turn this thread into a troll fest, just enjoy the song and get some good lulz in.

I'm on NPO by The Lonely Spartan (set to the tune of

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Awww s---, get you're nukes ready

it just went down!

Everybody in the place hit the ----ing deck

but stay on your mother ----ing toes

we running this, let's go

I hit NPO, I hit NPO

everybody look at me

'cause I just hit NPO

I hit NPO, I hit NPO

Take a good hard look

at how many are in peace mode

yeah

I hit NPO mother ----er take a look at me

Straight rollin' NPO all up the war screen

Fillin' three slots, Airme's on the radio

They can't stop us mother ----er, we all hit NPO

Take some screen shots, make a sig, b----

We refreshin' every second 'cause the server's s---

I got my war chest, soon you'll be sobbing

I'm hittin' hard, you sittin' still

watching the nukes I'm lobbing.

VE blitzed them hard, staggering and s---

GRL is risin', getting the neutrals' eyes all wet

but this ain't TE, this is as real as it gets

This is war, GPA, don't you ever forget

I'm on NPO and, I'm hittin' fast and

everybody's trollin about anything that they can

there's a new king of the world, no longer NPO

If you cancelled on them, you're next to get rolled, oh

wake the ---- up, update is near

f--- Q, they dropped NPO, mother ----er

f--- 1v, they tried to peace it, mother ----er

mhawk stuck with his friends, mother ----er

the only thing good he's ever done, mother ----er

Oh man, if you could see moo now

All crunched up on GR's bow

And they got hit by MOON somehow

all 'cause their dumb terms, were ----ing implausible

Yeah, I never thought I'd hit NPO

It was a long political road

Vla-da-mir, you lost this one ohohohehoh

Never thought I'd see the day

When the big red fell this way

Believe me when I say

This was a good day

I hit NPO, I hit NPO

everybody look at me

'cause I just hit NPO

I hit NPO, I hit NPO

Take a good hard look

at how many are in peace mode

Link to the second song I posted, "Space Pacificans"

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I hit NPO mother ----er take a look at me

Straight rollin' NPO all up the war screen

Fillin' three slots, Airme's on the radio

They can't stop us mother ----er, we all hit NPO

Take some screen shots, make a sig, b----

We refreshin' every second 'cause the server's s---

I got my war chest, soon you'll be sobbing

I'm hittin' hard, you sittin' still

watching the nukes I'm lobbing.

VE blitzed them hard, staggering and s---

GRL is risin', getting the neutrals' eyes all wet

but this ain't TE, this is as real as it gets

This is war, GPA, don't you ever forget

Amazing... pure win here.

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We refreshin' every second 'cause the server's s---

GRL is risin', getting the neutrals' eyes all wet

Yeah, I never thought I'd hit NPO

It was a long political road

Vla-da-mir, you lost this one ohohohehoh

Never thought I'd see the day

When the big red fell this way

Believe me when I say

This was a good day

Parts that I found particularly relevant to my opinions have been selected for your convenience.

Excellent work Hyperion.

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VE blitzed them hard, staggering and s---

GRL is risin', getting the neutrals' eyes all wet

but this ain't TE, this is as real as it gets

This is war, GPA, don't you ever forget

Yeah, I never thought I'd hit NPO

It was a long political road

Vla-da-mir, you lost this one ohohohehoh

Never thought I'd see the day

When the big red fell this way

Believe me when I say

This was a good day

The GPA line made me cry. Twas amazing

The last verse was great as well.

Good job.

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The solemn pride that must be yours to not miss the opportunity to kill your former allies.

I though he said this should be a lulzy thread, not one of hate. If you don't like the song then say so. Don't bring politics into it.

Great song Hyperion, takes guts to make a song and post it up for everyone to scrutinize.

Note: I am forced to say I like this song under threat of ZI by my gov. :D

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