astronaut jones Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Someone, somewhere, STOLE MY SPACESHIP. Look, it was parked right over there *points over there* and it was cloaked up like a romulan warbird or whatever you wanna call it. Whatever, you couldn't SEE it without my special space glasses (because space is so DOPE they give you fly gear to wear in space), and it's GONE. One of you, I'm not going to say who, but ONE of you stole my spaceship. I need to get back to space, do you not know how DOPE it is up there? I don't wanna be stuck on planet bob, I gotta get to mr. fantastic's aka mr. wonderful's aka electron sponge's grotto world! I gotta get to jupiter to party with the jupitonians! I gotta get to VORPULON, so I can make some fly $@! space !@#$%*es bend over so I can see their fat asses! Whoever has my spaceship, please return it. Space is too DOPE for you to handle. YOU DONT EVEN GOT THE FLY $@! SPACE GEAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Molakia was wondering what that fast moving object was over Kotka. We thought it was the sanity of Northern Europe. We shot a missle at it, but it disappeared.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancellor Bismarck Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Sorry dawg, but yo spaceship waz tha shiz. You ain't gettin' that biyazz to yo crib. Shizama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogenes Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 The nation of Hannah Montana 2 will utilize all of its resources in order to both locate astronaut jone's spaceship and punish the individual or group of individuals who stole it in the first place. In exchange for a pair of them dope space goggles, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted April 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 The nation of Hannah Montana 2 will utilize all of its resources in order to both locate astronaut jone's spaceship and punish the individual or group of individuals who stole it in the first place. In exchange for a pair of them dope space goggles, of course. Man, if you can help me locate my spaceship, you'll get some dope space goggles AND some fly space gear, AND we'll go conquer a world and name it after you. How do you think Electron Sponge got his grotto world? I need that ship though, for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkantos Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 We haz it!!! We doubt it even exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted April 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 We haz it!!! We doubt it even exists. If you had it, I doubt you'd be saying that. All you'd be saying is "holy !@#$, space is DOPE AS HELL!" and you'd be looking up the co-ordinates to all the fly space !@#$%*es and where they like to get down and get funky with it. Y'all dont have my spaceship. QUIZ! help me find it, man. Space NEEDS me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahsir Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 We may have seen it. Have you asked your evil twin siamese brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogenes Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 If you had it, I doubt you'd be saying that. All you'd be saying is "holy !@#$, space is DOPE AS HELL!" and you'd be looking up the co-ordinates to all the fly space !@#$%*es and where they like to get down and get funky with it.Y'all dont have my spaceship. QUIZ! help me find it, man. Space NEEDS me. The nation of Hannah Montana 2 IS TRYING AS HARD AS IT CAN OKAY DON'T RUSH US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 We have your spaceship. However, we're not returning it. :jihad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted April 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 The nation of Hannah Montana 2 IS TRYING AS HARD AS IT CAN OKAY DON'T RUSH US BUT I GOTTA GET BACK TO SPACE! All that concentrated DOPENESS I took from space is running out, if I don't get back to space then I won't be dancing anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 JED is lying. We have your spaceship. But we couldn't fly it. So we had to burn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 JED is lying. We have your spaceship.But we couldn't fly it. So we had to burn it. Further Lies! We found the ship, but we pressed a blue button and the ship shrunk and then a cat ate it. You can have the cat if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 We'll burn the cat then. It's a witch. Why? It turned me into a newt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 We'll burn the cat then. It's a witch.Why? It turned me into a newt! My scales have proved that the cat weighs less than a duck, meaning it's not made of wood, meaning it's not a witch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 Well...I got better. Alright I'll get out of here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogenes Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 The nation of Hannah Montana 2 believes it has found those responsible for the abduction of the spaceship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted April 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 The nation of Hannah Montana 2 believes it has found those responsible for the abduction of the spaceship. You found out who stole my spaceship? who stole my spaceship?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakwars Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 They took it into space and OD'd on DOPEness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diogenes Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 (edited) You found out who stole my spaceship?who stole my spaceship?! We're pretty sure it's Arkantos or Tahsir Re but we're not sure which I guess you'll have to flip a coin Edited April 26, 2009 by Quiziotle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted April 26, 2009 Report Share Posted April 26, 2009 You found out who stole my spaceship?who stole my spaceship?! *raises hand* I did. :jihad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted April 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 *raises hand*I did. :jihad: I know you just playin', because if you stole it you'd be like "yo, it's SO DOPE in space right now, Astronaut Jones. Now I know why you wanna get back up here so bad." DON'T PLAY WITH ME, MAN! I need my spaceship back.. gonna go all emo here soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarfef Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 Von Zak: Are you... you know... sure it's not still sitting there and you just can't find it because it's cloaked? You know... because that would be one possibility... either that or the NPO stole it.... they seem to be blamed for everything these days though, so I don't know it that is true. I am involved with an evil organization of evil though, but we're really not into stealing space ships... I could ask Ziggy though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahsir Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 We're pretty sure it's Arkantos or Tahsir Re but we're not sure which I guess you'll have to flip a coin It is quite obviously Arkantos. We only stole some fly space glasses from some guy that was asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted April 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 It is quite obviously Arkantos. We only stole some fly space glasses from some guy that was asleep. space.. glasses? THAT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT SOMEONE WOULD SAY WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO COVER UP THEFT! QUIZ! IT WAS TAHSIR RE! y'all better hope you got INSURANCE, because I'm about to go caveman on your $@!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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