mpol777 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Federation of Armed Nations The Federation of Armed Nations hereby declares double dog war on all of the folks that we are currently at war with that just flipped a !@#$%* on the NPO and ran away with their tails tucked between their legs. I know this may come as a shock to many in Cyberverse, but FAN and NPO aren't friends. Really, we're not. I sent them a Kwanza card and it got sent back "return to sender" with a meany face drawn on the envelope. So, suffice to say we won't be pouring whiskey on their grave except after it's been processed by our deteriorated livers. That still does not excuse current behavior. The only thing FAN hates more than self serving, pompous, assjacks like those from the NPO, are cowards. And while we will continue to poke NPO with pointy sticks we will hold a special place in FAN hell for all the spineless lemmings who were both dumb enough to follow the aforementioned pieces of !@#$, but also lack the intestinal fortitude to actually follow it through. Did you really think you'd be let off the hook because you pissed all over yourselves and hid in the closet? We understand this is a tough time. What with all the thinking for yourselves and all. We are compassionate people and we will be certain to lube the rusty corn scoop that we have prepared for your nether regions. It's the least we can do. Don't worry though. Many of you may be wondering what the hell double dog war is. Honestly I don't have a damn clue, but it's worse than war and if anyone can figure out how to make war worse it's FAN. When we have specifics we'll let you know. Until then please join us in the pointing and laughing. Signed, Some people from FAN that are supposed to be in charge of !@#$. The following gun porn was paid for in part by "Neshmur's World of Carpet" and by viewers like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutty Carrot Cakes Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixoux Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 (edited) Nice, gotta love FAN announcements. Edited April 22, 2009 by Mixoux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 o/ Gun Pr0n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 /me points and laughs FANtastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilber Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 To be fair, we returned the Kwanzaa card because we are Jewish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yawoo Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Oh mpol, how I missed your spectacular announcements and excellent usage of gun porn. Double dog war, FTW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradigm Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I can get behind this 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormsend Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Praised be to Walford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He Who Has No Name Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 FAN, salute! o> ...FIX BAYONETS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dujek Onearm Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I loled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigal Moon Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 (edited) Lead the charge. Edit: inb4 secret FAN-NPO MDP Edited April 22, 2009 by Prodigal Moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajistani Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Sub par ...relative to your other posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord GVChamp Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I missed mpolnouncements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWBert Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Get ready for this... o/ FAN *runs to shower* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Specific Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Well stated and enunciated and you even crossed your eyes and dotted your wet tees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyNail Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 o/ Gun Pr0n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grossman Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 These guys can be calmed down, but you guys are going to loose and this is just one more domino. NPO sue for a reasonable peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadeev Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Good shoe FAN. And mpol, enjoying your annoucement as always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Austin Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 (edited) o/ FAN Glad to see the double dog. Edited April 22, 2009 by SF Austin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphamai1300 Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Salute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I still hate FAN, but man I love that mpol's back. At least something isn't total !@#$ tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradigm Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Edit: inb4 secret FAN-NPO MDP Plus a DOW on the CoC's and we have a whole new party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 o/ FAN give those cowards hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tolkheleknar Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 So good to have you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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