ochocinco Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) DECREE BE IT KNOWN, that as of a.d. XII Kal. Maius, ano MMIX, the alliance Umbrella has fundamentally altered her doctrine regarding foreign alliances. The great rule of conduct for us, in regard to foreign nations, is in extending our commercial relations, to have with them as little political connection as possible. The collective alliances have a set of primary interests, which to us have none, or a very remote relation. Hence she must be engaged in frequent controversies the causes of which are essentially foreign to our concerns. Hence, therefore, it must be unwise in us to implicate ourselves, by artificial ties, in the ordinary vicissitudes of her politics, or the ordinary combinations and collisions of her friendships or enmities. QUOTH the prophet MaoKhanAnd the prodigal son, Sceptor, spoke with agreement: "Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely. It is commercial, imperialistic, ruthless. It tolerates no opposition. It is just as arrogant, just as despotic, in Paradoxia, or in Umbrella, as in Pacifica. The Umbrellian Jingo is twin to the Johan Junker.... If there is no sufficient reason for war, the war party will make war on one pretext, then invent another." The great engineer Domisi then looked to the Umbrella and ruminated, reminding us of its many interdependent parts. Its simple perfection and indelible strength. It is clear that the Umbrella can only be weakened by reducing its reach, an impossibility, or by increasing one's expectations, a dangerous path. We have been reminded by elder Bossk, "Deep doubts, deep wisdom; small doubts, little wisdom." And so, as it stands, Umbrella has no choice, but to amend the Opsmobile accords under agreement with the esteemed Mushroom Kingdom to include the following clause: If one party finds itself as an instigator in a conflict, the other party may join in if they feel the cause is valid, and the conduct just. Otherwise they may refuse services. signed Umbrella&MK Edited April 21, 2009 by ochocinco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 o/ Umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 o/ Umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeooh Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 A disgusting act by Umbrella, and surely one nobody could ever support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I don't remember agreeing to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potato Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR THIS BETRAYAL, UMBRELLA. MK WILL NOT FORGET ABOUT THIS. Edited April 21, 2009 by potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lebubu Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I hate to see us tying ourselves to filth like this but with war so close - do we have a choice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icheliebebrad Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Good stuff, umbrella o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claphamsa Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Can we get this translated into sane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enderland Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 o/ Umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Can we get this translated into sane? Re-read the OP. It's pretty straightforward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentFury Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Can we get this translated into sane? That would very much help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryptamine Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I think I like where this is going. Umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g-money Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Very nice, Umbrella, you guys are the best. I like this. o/ Umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROMMELHSQ Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 So much wisdom can't but be hailed, o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeooh Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Can we get this translated into sane? Yes, but you'll have to do it yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenzilla Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Pit Vipers assemble! We must destroy the evil united powers of Umbrella and Mushroom Kingdom! They are the true enemies!!!! Also congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 So that's what you call the top of an Umbrella...The more you know. It's the little things that make treaties worth while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrototyoeRuler Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 $%&@ with us! I !@#$@#$ dare you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fant0m Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Congrats to our allies. o/MK o/Umbrella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalTrevor Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 I wasn't notified of this shocking move. Canceled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 In English I think this is a MDoAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 This is a most shocking development and completely unforeseen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatmagnus Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 (edited) Can we get this translated into sane? Added option aggression clause. EDIT: Also: Heinous act, incoming consequences, deceit, etc. Edited April 21, 2009 by greatmagnus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockeria Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Awesome stuff here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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