MagicalTrevor Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 My good sir, maybe she was not training archery per se, but just gettin' a feel on that bow, probably a present from the gentleman with the watch. You cannot simply assume she is an incompetent fool who would do such a noobish mistake! The presumption that the hand is male is slightly rash, you can only see the edge of the hand and half the watch so how you deduce it's a male hand is beyond me. I believe it's you who is making rash assumptions sir, please do not question me, she's clearly an experienced archer as you can see, she has the white target paper with holes punctured in it. CLEARLY showing she has experience. I see no evidence for your claims of a male however, so please, don't question me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruthenia Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 How on Earth is that thread not about ES yet? You lot should bow to such a handsome man. While I agree Electron Sponge is an amazingly handsome man I think most people subscribe to a similar line of thought as I do in that discussion of an even moderately attractive female will always take precedence over the most handsome of handsome men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 I, for one, care not for the material of the bow nor the material of the woman, but rather the technique used to pull the bow string. I'd say this fine young lady is in good form. Most respectable sir, I question, why if guns are available, does she opt to use a bow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Clan Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Are you sure about that?Think hard now. I want you to consider where you got that image and give me a straight answer. I'll write down your reply. On to the next subject. Unless your lying and want to change your answer. (Hurry! Need more questions.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o ya baby Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 I, for one, care not for the material of the bow nor the material of the woman, but rather the technique used to pull the bow string. I'd say this fine young lady is in good form. Sir, I do believe you are on to something. She does indeed have good form, even with the weight dragging her down from the front. I wonder how long it took for her to be able to hold her balance like a professional? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portugal Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) The presumption that the hand is male is slightly rash, you can only see the edge of the hand and half the watch so how you deduce it's a male hand is beyond me. I believe it's you who is making rash assumptions sir, please do not question me, she's clearly an experienced archer as you can see, she has the white target paper with holes punctured in it. CLEARLY showing she has experience.I see no evidence for your claims of a male however, so please, don't question me. If one analyzes the hand closer one can realize the rugedness normally seen in male hands. Furthermore, I am to believe the hand has a lush ammount of hair, something which you do not normally see in females. Please do not question me about this, I am clearly in the right, you fine gentleman. Edited April 20, 2009 by Portugal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krull Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Sir, I do believe you are on to something. She does indeed have good form, even with the weight dragging her down from the front. I wonder how long it took for her to be able to hold her balance like a professional? Lots of on the job training probably helped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Fool Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 His bow trades hands quite a lot. In some circles it's not uncommon for one to hold how bow and another to fire the arrow. :V So his bow gets around, eh? I hope he doesn't get some kind of hand fungus from it that some other archer left after using it. Portugal's bow is no match for me anyway as I have discovered the secret of dual wielding bows.Good sir, you are a god amongst men for having the knowledge and ability to dual wield bows.We should all aspire to be more like you. How on Earth is that thread not about ES yet? You lot should bow to such a handsome man.Do they make bows out of sponge? If they do, I am quite sure WarriorConcept, with his incredibly low standards, would use it in a minute. Are you sure about that?Think hard now. I want you to consider where you got that image and give me a straight answer. I received that image from only the most credible of stalkers sources good sir. Code name TragicalMevor would never lead me astray :jihad: Most respectable sir, I question, why if guns are available, does she opt to use a bow?GUNS?!Good sir, only people like Doitzel prefer guns to bows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyria Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Most respectable sir, I question, why if guns are available, does she opt to use a bow? With all due respect to the gun nuts, the feel of drawing the string back, the whoosh of the arrow is unlike anything one can experience with a firearm. Also she likes to tug on the wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalTrevor Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 If one analyzes the hand closer one can realize the rugedness normally seen in male hands. Furthermore, I am to believe the hand has a lush ammount of hair, something which you do not normally see in females.Please do not question me about this, I am clearly in the right, you fine gentleman. Diverting the discussion away from the topic at hand does no good. She should clearly be outside training instead of inside, your derailing tactics will not work on me. I'm not even going to reply to your snide remark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 I received that image from only the most credible of stalkers sources good sir.Code name TragicalMevor would never lead me astray :jihad: It's not facebook stalking, it's networking! Also I've heard of this TragicalMevor in the past, it is said he once shot one arrow through 7 bows. In one night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gobb Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 GOOD SIR!Are you so willing to just give your bow away to a disturbed individual such as Lord Gobb without a second thought? What would your bow think? YOU CALLING ME DISTURBED HOW COULD YOU CALL ME DISTURBED YOU FOOL?! Portugal, I appreciate the gesture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 YOU CALLING ME DISTURBED HOW COULD YOU CALL ME DISTURBED YOU FOOL?! Portugal, I appreciate the gesture I'm sorry his fail is still seeping away at these most humble of discussions. Our rehab center will get to work immediately on showing him how to properly use a bow and identify only the best from among the ragged collection he seems to have tried in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Fool Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) It's not facebook stalking, it's networking!Also I've heard of this TragicalMevor in the past, it is said he once shot one arrow through 7 bows. In one night. Lies!Everyone knows TragicalMevor enjoys pretending he's a bow, and encouraging strangers to tie a rope to him. Then he likes to have them fire arrows off him! YOU CALLING ME DISTURBED HOW COULD YOU CALL ME DISTURBED YOU FOOL?! Portugal, I appreciate the gesture I CALL THEM LIKE I SEE THEM GOOD SIR! Edited April 20, 2009 by Fallen_Fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gobb Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) I CALL THEM LIKE I SEE THEM GOOD SIR! TELL ME MR. ANDERSON FOOL... HOW CAN YOU CALL THEM... IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO SEE Edited April 20, 2009 by Lord Gobb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalTrevor Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Lies!Everyone knows TragicalMevor enjoys pretending he's a bow, and encouraging strangers to tie a rope to him, and fire arrows off that! The thread has really opened my eyes up to how shoddy your bow knowledge is Fallen, when the discussion got deep you just resorted to petty insults. You sir, are a chump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Lies!Everyone knows TragicalMevor enjoys pretending he's a bow, and encouraging strangers to tie a rope to him, and fire arrows off that! My good sir, are you calling TragicalMevor a fake bow? I myself have never seen this offering of roping to anyone in my lifetime but if it's as you say, how would you yourself know? Enjoying playing the arrow and quiver every now and then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Congrats to NATO regarding all your announcements. Here at Valhalla, we've been passing the time in Peace Mode with various pursuits. Here's a photo at the beach. Sorry but I wasn't able to work myself into the photo very well. Also, some of us had a party over the weekend. Someone called herself 'Sarah Palin' stopped by for a few drinks. I think she liked me, at least she gave me her cell phone number. Anyway, best of luck to NATO in the future, whatever it holds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Fool Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 The thread has really opened my eyes up to how shoddy your bow knowledge is Fallen, when the discussion got deep you just resorted to petty insults.You sir, are a chump. Is really an insult if its true? Is it? My good sir, are you calling TragicalMevor a fake bow? I myself have never seen this offering of roping to anyone in my lifetime but if it's as you say, how would you yourself know? Enjoying playing the arrow and quiver every now and then?I...I won't dignify these malicious and slanderous accusations with a response! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicalTrevor Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Is really an insult if its true? Is it? Please provide proof these accusasations. I'm outright denying what you've said in this thread and am considering other courses of action. And dont use my own alliances signature smiley against me, you unoriginal fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brotherington Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Did you know amazon women used to amputate one breast so that they could use a bow properly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Nice announcement you have there NATO. I like you guys, good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desperado Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Congrats on the growth there NATO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Congrats on the growth and on letting Jarheads go. Just for the record, there are still four alliances officially at war with Jarheads, although I expect that number to drop by at least one pretty soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 (edited) Is that a woodcutting axe in the bottom left? oh, and congrats on those stats NATO. Edited April 20, 2009 by Emperor Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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