Canik Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Protests broke out today around Yorke Volta's famed Big Ben replica as the war drought continued. The government responded by test firing a tomahawk cruise missile to appease the bloodthirsty citizens. Protests like this, for and against war, are breaking out all over Planet Bob even though no major conflicts have actually begun. Speaker Canik issued this statement, " Let's face it, Planet Bob has an insatiable hunger for war. We haven't had a good war in a long time. I come before you as a humble man who questions this war. Why hasn't it started? Why must we wait? War accomplishes everything. We should constantly live in a state of war and not have to worry about if our nation will die without glory. For all you citizens, ask yourself why don't you fight? Because they tell you to and you blindly follow authority. I propose we start this war now. We need it. This war will pit you against other alliances and make you friends. I for one am saying yes to the brutality. I urge many of you to do the same. Just say yes to the love and violence that the people want. Any conflict can be resolved by diplomatic measures but where is the honor in that? I hope this has urged you to want war and Just Say Yes. By the way this is in no way the views of FEAR just my own." An inspiring speech, if I don't say so myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Shards Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Love, Peace, Chicken Grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 And off to war we go. :jihad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymenbreach Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I am beginning to bring my old placards of 'whut war?" I could be wrong and the match could be dropping into the tinder as we speak, but my water tells me that we're a couple of weeks off yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonytheTiger Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 The hawk lobby speaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycurgus Rex Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Now...lets see if war is still the game they want it to be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongrel Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 ...An inspiring speech, if I don't say so myself. Really you flatter yourself excessively. How's about actually giving a declaration ? Now that would be inspiring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lartize Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Well, he couldn't do that here.. it would be the wrong section of the forums.. Don't be silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hm4a1 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Haha ^win^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander III Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 He has a point though, everybody's geared or is gearing up for war and yet, no-one has made a DoW and pushed the big red button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Yorke Volta declaring on someone wouldn't start a war. And why so serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander III Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Lol it's just that it is really annoying having to wait around for a war to start, I just think that if there is one, then let's get on with it already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriset Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I agree, some of us have finals coming up - we can't afford to keep on obsessively anticipating this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmcfalcon12 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 This ^. Come on. I've been waiting for days. I'm all ready stuck sleeping at update. Anticipation is getting to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayOvfEnnay Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I am beginning to bring my old placards of 'whut war?"I could be wrong and the match could be dropping into the tinder as we speak, but my water tells me that we're a couple of weeks off yet. Dear Legion, As much as you'd like to think that there are other alliances that just go into peacemode whenever they hear a squeaking mouse, there aren't. You at the moment, are the only ones. This is why you are one of the worst alliances in this game. Not quite the worst, because others with more influence have done worse things. Now, war is clearly coming. DUCKROLL doesn't just drop into peacemode once a month, and I'll be damned if DUCKROLL plans on sitting in peacemode another 2 weeks. There is no "I could be wrong" in your statement, it is only "I am wrong", or "I enjoy being the only alliance that has NO !@#$@#$ CLUE ABOUT ANY ASPECT OF THIS WAR." Damnit you people (legion) irritate me. =_= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander III Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 You irritate me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycurgus Rex Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 You irritate me. Words fail even the most intelligent evidently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander III Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 :lol: Can you blame me? I was up half the night waiting for this damned war to start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles VI Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Ah, Cybernations. The only world where people clamour for war without having much idea about who they will fight with or against Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Ah, Cybernations. The only world where people clamour for war without having much idea about who they will fight with or against Don't you love it? Even the more peaceful of us are getting impatient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroknia Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I know I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Dear Legion, As much as you'd like to think that there are other alliances that just go into peacemode whenever they hear a squeaking mouse, there aren't. You at the moment, are the only ones. This is why you are one of the worst alliances in this game. Not quite the worst, because others with more influence have done worse things. Now, war is clearly coming. DUCKROLL doesn't just drop into peacemode once a month, and I'll be damned if DUCKROLL plans on sitting in peacemode another 2 weeks. There is no "I could be wrong" in your statement, it is only "I am wrong", or "I enjoy being the only alliance that has NO !@#$@#$ CLUE ABOUT ANY ASPECT OF THIS WAR." Damnit you people (legion) irritate me. =_= Actually, I'm pretty sure Valhalla's chilling in peace mode, too. Maybe it's a purple thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Dear Legion, As much as you'd like to think that there are other alliances that just go into peacemode whenever they hear a squeaking mouse, there aren't. You at the moment, are the only ones. This is why you are one of the worst alliances in this game. Not quite the worst, because others with more influence have done worse things. Now, war is clearly coming. DUCKROLL doesn't just drop into peacemode once a month, and I'll be damned if DUCKROLL plans on sitting in peacemode another 2 weeks. There is no "I could be wrong" in your statement, it is only "I am wrong", or "I enjoy being the only alliance that has NO !@#$@#$ CLUE ABOUT ANY ASPECT OF THIS WAR." Damnit you people (legion) irritate me. =_= Ok, I'm not supposed to, but this gave me a chuckle. Well played. No war IS coming. There is too much of a 1914 feel in the air. Come to think of it, people back then were clamoring for it too. I'd say careful what you wish for, but I too hear the call of the trumpet and long to feel cold steel in my hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Ah, Cybernations. The only world where people clamour for war without having much idea about who they will fight with or against i have a feeling alot of those people are not going to be on your side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffron X Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Ah, Cybernations. The only world where people clamour for war without having much idea about who they will fight with or against Heheheh! I mean, some alliances are surely allies of me (1V, Continuum) and some are surely enemies (not naming them, but I'm sure you can figure it out.) However, there are still many variables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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