Incitatus Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) Michael Scott Paper Company Inc. Salutations! I come to you with great news. The Michael Scott Paper Company Inc. have experience a 10% growth in revenue. We are overwhelmed by all the good fortune that has come upon us. My heart is just swelling with pride at this moment of time. All of you nay-sayers who spoke disgusting words of hate and mad...ness, I'm not angry at you. I know you were just mislead by the current political atmosphere. But guess what? The Michael Scott Paper Company proved you wrong! We proved you all wrong! Our sales went through the roof, we sold a LOT of paper and now here we are....at the top of the word. We are on our way to what most of you call a "sanction" and we're not slowing down. Our Sales team and our Communication representatives have been working long hard hours to keep the press happy and sell all those reams of paper. But it all paid off! Now look at us! I mean we're unstoppable!! As per article IV part a.: IV. We do not recognize any treaty/charter that we deem as "short". Here at the Michael Scott Paper Company, we believe only the classiest of documents are legitimate. a. So Rejoice and be glad. For we are an elite alliance that shall not be moved. EVER! This alliance will be null in void in ~1 month The Michael Scott Paper Company Inc. fills out it's obligation to be null and void in "~1 month". We would like to take this time to announce the closure of the branch and company and our merger into Republic of Armed Defenses. With this following document, our merge is complete: The Yesterday's Tomorrow's Today Document I. Acceptance The Republic of Armed Defenses accepts Michael Scott Paper Company Inc. into it's cubicles of knowledge. With this company merger, RAD hereby grants the Michael Scott Paper Company 119 square feet of office space, which MSPC can use to do with what they want. The former Michael Scott Paper Company Inc. employees/employers will give back the 119 square feet once Incitatus establishes a brand new and exciting establishment in Planet Bob. II. Merger Details -The CEO of Michael Scott Paper Company Inc. receives the spot of Business Sales Manager Executive. -The top sales man in Michael Scott Paper Company Inc. receives a bonus at the end of ever paycheck -Jason8 supplies the former employees of the Michael Scott Paper Company with happiness -Incitatus gets extra happiness for his upcoming alliance III. Time This merger is a never-ending bond. Incitatus of Antium will only be in RAD until 5/6/09, at which time he will voluntarily leave and make his own alliance which he has been planning on doing this whole time and if you're still reading this topic/document and haven't figured that out....you either need glasses or reading therapy. IV. Responses To This Thread Anyone who responds with either "Congrats on your growth!", "Brilliant Political Move" or "Grey's Anatomy > LOST" will receive 3 loafs of mold-y bread and 2 stinky fish. V. Termination This is a very irrelevant article. Signed for Republic of Armed Defenses, Jason8 - Right Hand Man Signed for Michael Scott Paper Company Inc., Incitatus - CEO, Sales Executive Effective immediately; as of 12:50AM, April 16th, 2009, Michael Scott Paper Company is closing its' doors for business and merging into Republic of Armed Defenses. Respectfully and Fully Signed, Incitatus Because we guarantee your satisfaction, your satisfaction is our guarantee Edited April 16, 2009 by Incitatus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Well that only lasted for a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 RAD welcomes our new overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobama Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 There was an alliance named after the Michael Scott Paper Company? Didn't that plot line just develop three weeks ago? I was watching it on HelloGoodbye National Cable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Well that only lasted for a day. That's what she said. The Michael Scott Paper Company has been around longer then a day, mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 That's what she said. The Michael Scott Paper Company has been around longer then a day, mind you. Have fun :inci: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fokker Aeroplanbau Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 You had a good run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggarz Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Oh King, Kobi, Incitatus.. i forget which Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Oh King, Kobi, Incitatus.. i forget which Have you read any of my posts?! Sheesh. If any of these alliances counted, I'd cheese myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Congradulations to RAD and MSPCI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Congratulations on your incredible successes. Edited April 19, 2009 by New Frontier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tron Paul Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) I find it funny that the old Dunder Mifflin was run by a character named Michael Scott, the former leader of CIS. CIS later burned fought FPI in a war and forced their disbandment, then FPI became RAD. And now, RAD absorbs a new Dunder Mifflin alliance. I love RAD Edited April 19, 2009 by Cowboy Cornholio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Congrats I expect great things from you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 That is a lot of sales growth. I urge you to keep it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nananana Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 and I shall get copy paper from where now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalaskan Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) How big was this paper company? Best wishes. Edit: why is your nation showing up under VE affiliation? I'm lost. Edited April 19, 2009 by Chalaskan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Also What is the IRC chan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keenu Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Shame I love the office! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o ya baby Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Loving this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I was unaware that there was a "Republic of Armed Defenses". Perhaps a typo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted April 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I find it funny that the old Dunder Mifflin was run by a character named Michael Scott, the former leader of CIS. CIS later burned fought FPI in a war and forced their disbandment, then FPI became RAD. And now, RAD absorbs a new Dunder Mifflin alliance.I love RAD Not too mention the "founder" of Michael Scott Paper Company Inc. was a former leader of CIS. It's a mad world we live in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrie Melodies Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 This announcement is so RAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krull Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Congrats on the merger. o/ RAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 You are the only reason that there is a need for something in between "Alliance Announcements" and "Open National RP". Well done for that, apart from that, this was a waste of time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariowpower1 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Congrats RAD ^.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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