Sandwich Controversy Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) Pact of Faith I come before you not as a member of the Mushroom Kingdom, but as a fellow nation leader. It has come to pass in my experience, and the experience of many of you before me, that the world at large has been screaming for a change. While I am obviously a pro-change person at the moment, I'd like to take the initiative for one of the biggest arguments on Planet Bob to light. EZI. At the moment some alliances have deemed it fit to EZI certain leaders. Those fellow leaders are searched and hunted down through a very intricate system which involves cross-checking of IPs, off-site surrender forums for the goal of obtaining said IPs, and asking certain people on IRC, our global communication network. These leaders are then subsequently banned from ever joining an alliance again and deemed fit to never have infrastructure again in the eyes of the people whom assigned them this fate. Should they try to renew a nation under perhaps a different persona the effects are the same, just the timespan for the attacks taking longer. I come before you now with my own personal view. What I just described above is fantastic, fun, and lets face it, it works pretty well. If you feel as I do, then sign the pact below. We, the undersigned nation leaders of Planet Bob, do solemnly swear that:-We shall sentence people ourselves to EZI should we ever obtain the power or position available to do so -We shall betray the people whom we have found out to be an EZI player, if their new character earns a right to be attacked so be it -We shall provide IPs or anything that can identify a current nation leader as anything other than what's readily available in-game -We shall imply re-roll status on any character unless that person deems it worthy to bring forth their previous characters experience Signed, Sandwich Controversy of Soviet Canuckistan KingSuck of Suckland Lennox of Blackwoods Trace of Malazan Empire lebubu of Boobsland Tiggah of Hundred Acre Wood ODriscoll of BC United Pope Bubba XIII of Rebel Virginia His Royal Thickness of MK Totallus Byron Orpheus of Orphesia Sulmar of Emurlahn BetterNotBeDeleted of Tigerdonia Redux Sithis of Realm Mitsuka, Overlady of Evil, Dictator of the Iron Will, and Sworn Enemy of the Galactic Republic, Hasta la vista baby MagicalTrevor of LavaSprings Fupresti of Fooland Cookavich of The Office I'm way too late on this but it's still too good of an idea to let die. All supporters of this righteous cause can use my signature! Edited April 16, 2009 by Sandwich Controversy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingSuck Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 This is something I can fully get behind. /s/ KingSuck of Suckland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) /s/ Lennox of Blackwoods Edit: I put this in for all of you who can't detect sarcasm. Edited April 16, 2009 by Lennox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 As a Nation Leader I say: Add my name, I support your worthy cause! As an alliance leader I say: You are in a !@#$-heap of trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lebubu Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 /s/ lebubu of Boobsland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dan Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I sentence Sandwich Controversy to EZI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I sentence Sandwich Controversy to EZI. Well this thread didn't turn out as hoped D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joracy Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I sentence Sandwich Controversy to EZI. An interesting development. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Just like a re-roll. Divulge your past motivations so I can EZI you or I will dismiss everything you say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shodemofi-NPO Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I sentence Sandwich Controversy to EZI. Brilliant political move... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babbott Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) I sentence Sandwich Controversy to EZI. Seconded. Though I am essentially powerless to do anything. And my views do not reflect that of my alliance. Edit: Clarity. Edited April 16, 2009 by Babbott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryievla Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 We, the undersigned nation leaders of Planet Bob, do solemnly swear that:-We shall sentence people ourselves to EZI should we ever obtain the power or position available to do so -We shall betray the people whom we have found out to be an EZI player, if their new character earns a right to be attacked so be it -We shall provide IPs or anything that can identify a current nation leader as anything other than what's readily available in-game -We shall imply re-roll status on any character unless that person deems it worthy to bring forth their previous characters experience I do not like EZI. However, this document is one beautiful piece of work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dan Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Oh yah, I forgot to put signed first. So.../signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiggah Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I am pro EZI! I especially like EZI wimmin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODriscoll Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 ODriscoll of BC United backs this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Needs a provision to facilitate Nazi hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I approve of this. /s/ Rebel Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Lord Moth Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 -We shall imply re-roll status on any character unless that person deems it worthy to bring forth their previous characters experience And what if the character upon whom you so imply re-roll status is not actually a reroll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradigm Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 This is awesome - its like a master list that could be handy in the future. The exemption list for once EZI has been abolished from Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 /s/ His Royal Thickness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byron Orpheus Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 /s/ Byron Orpheus of Orphesia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joracy Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 This is awesome - its like a master list that could be handy in the future. The exemption list for once EZI has been abolished from Bob. That follows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulmar Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) Brilliant political move... I agree completely, one of the best moves I have ever seen, really. Also, this agreement is one after my own heart. Sign me up! (for EZI too!) /s/ Edited April 16, 2009 by Sulmar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerdonia Redux Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Sign me up babyJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruthenia Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 While sympathetic to this petition's aims the great nation of Gruthenia shall not be expending our carefully husbanded political capital in the signing of it in light of the current political climate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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