Indestructible.

[JayOvfEnnay]

You have been attacked by Trigon. You lost 717 soldiers and 72 tanks. You killed 677 soldiers and 29 tanks. Their forces razed 5.037 miles of your land, destroyed 0.665 technology, and destroyed 11.196 infrastructure. Their forces destroyed $563,816.22 of your money and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

You have been attacked by Trigon. You lost 374 soldiers and 24 tanks. You killed 1,094 soldiers and 80 tanks. Their forces razed 4.834 miles of your land, destroyed 0.631 technology, and destroyed 10.745 infrastructure. Their forces destroyed $1,000,000.00 of your money and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Watchugonnado wit all that money?

Hehe! I was waiting for a Trigon appearance. Aros can attest to that. More or less counting on it, because I knew you'd end up buying up as many troops as you could, getting troops through aid that you recieve on a near constant basis, and then virtually self ZI'ing because you just enjoy bragging about winning against a nation that is far less than your size. You'd be surprised at how often he tries to do this.

Am I complaining? It may seem like it online, but if you could hear my tone in real life you'd know it's very much cheerful. I'm interested in this, but I do wish y'all would sincerely hurry. I can't allow my troops to wait all day, you know. .

Besides that 1.5mil is a drop in the bucket of the aid that comes out of your allies, rather than my pockets.

Good luck, my good sir.

[Trigon]

So we should just let them run us off or keep us flattened, never fighting back in any way? That's not going to happen. There's a real cause and effect thing here, people wouldn't re-roll and hide their true identity if others weren't forcing them to do so (at least not on the grand scale that we see now). If I am takling your point correctly, what you're suggesting is that we should sit still so we can be more easily thumped.

You ever watch a cat play with a mouse, spongey? The cat is bigger and has an obvious advantage. The cat could just snap the mouse's neck. But it doesn't. It traps the mouse and wounds it. Lets it squirm. Then it lifts its paws and lets the mouse run away. Why does the mouse try to run away? It thinks it has a chance to escape, it thinks it has suddenly gained an advantage because those huge paws are no longer holding it down. But the cat is right there to trap it again. Why does the cat do this?

Because it's fun.

[Electron Sponge]

Trigon is a running joke amongst the Vox Populi crowd.

Edit: See above for why.

Edited April 14, 2009 by Electron Sponge

[Trigon]

Trigon is a running joke amongst the Vox Populi crowd.

Edit: See above for why.

I'm glad that you think it's amusing that I can constantly take on up to three of you at a time and have yet to taste anarchy in six months of warfare. If laughing is how you cope with defeat, so be it.

[Gruthenia]

If you're thumping your chest about your ability to pound Vox Populi nations into the ground, you probably don't "get" Vox Populi and it's probably best for your alliance that you keep your activities to the game and off the forums lest people think still less of your alliance.

[JayOvfEnnay]

You ever watch a cat play with a mouse, spongey? The cat is bigger and has an obvious advantage. The cat could just snap the mouse's neck. But it doesn't. It traps the mouse and wounds it. Lets it squirm. Then it lifts its paws and lets the mouse run away. Why does the mouse try to run away? It thinks it has a chance to escape, it thinks it has suddenly gained an advantage because those huge paws are no longer holding it down. But the cat is right there to trap it again. Why does the cat do this?

Because it's fun.

Okay so the object of the game is to ZI me, and allow me to show you a script for how I picture you in comparison to two third graders playing basketball, where the object is to put the ball through the hoop:

Trigon: You know, I'm part of MY VERY OWN BIG BASKETBALL TEAM. I could make any shot you posers could! Watch this!

*Trigon takes a shot, hits the rim, and misses.*

Jay: Hey, how come you always say you're good and yet continually come close, but still miss every shot?

Trigon: Because... uh... IT'S MORE FUN! It's way more fun to just sit here and miss the shot over and over and over again. That's why I'm not making it. Nothing to do with skill, lack of experience, or anything.

[Trigon]

If you're thumping your chest about your ability to pound Vox Populi nations into the ground, you probably don't "get" Vox Populi and it's probably best for your alliance that you keep your activities to the game and off the forums lest people think still less of your alliance.

Yes, because god forbid the someone in the NPO does something someone doesn't like.

If they get to thump their chests about their ability to stomp 3 week old nations in to the ground, I reserve my right to thump mine about stomping them in to the ground and will gladly exercise it to the fullest extent possible.

Edit: Hey, as long as you acknowledge that Jofna is a 3rd grader, sponge-o, I won't contest the validity of your analogy.

Edited April 14, 2009 by Trigon

[Electron Sponge]

I'm glad that you think it's amusing that I can constantly take on up to three of you at a time and have yet to taste anarchy in six months of warfare. If laughing is how you cope with defeat, so be it.

We've got ourselves a regular Julius Caesar on our hands here folks. Napoleon better hold on to his tiny little hat. Eisenhower? A hack. Trigon's in the house.

My suggestion to you is, if you're looking for a challenge how about you get back up to the level of infrastructure it took to buy all those improvements and fight some battles against those nations? You aren't proving anything except that you have the ability to sell infrastructure and accept foreign aid. Without 10 soldier related improvements and a steady stream of aid to buy more soldiers you'd get eaten for breakfast down in the mud with us.

People like Trigon prove the points we're making here everyday. They are the true face of NPO, the face that their worthless emperor and incompetent command staff fear will become plain to the general public. I'm glad to see him posting.

[JayOvfEnnay]

Yes, because god forbid the someone in the NPO does something someone doesn't like.

If they get to thump their chests about their ability to stomp 3 week old nations in to the ground, I reserve my right to thump mine about stomping them in to the ground and will gladly exercise it to the fullest extent possible.

Edit: Hey, as long as you acknowledge that Jofna is a 3rd grader, sponge-o, I won't contest the validity of your analogy.

Roflz.

yes i is a 3d gader fwum gwade schoo. pwease gimme cookiez.

The example was an analogy of how I tended to think of it every time you PM'd the same lame $@! excuses every time you lost a battle.

[Sargun II]

I'm glad to see him posting.

I'm just glad to see him posting because he makes me feel so much better about myself.

[Trigon]

We've got ourselves a regular Julius Caesar on our hands here folks. Napoleon better hold on to his tiny little hat. Eisenhower? A hack. Trigon's in the house.

My suggestion to you is, if you're looking for a challenge how about you get back up to the level of infrastructure it took to buy all those improvements and fight some battles against those nations? You aren't proving anything except that you have the ability to sell infrastructure and accept foreign aid. Without 10 soldier related improvements and a steady stream of aid to buy more soldiers you'd get eaten for breakfast down in the mud with us.

People like Trigon prove the points we're making here everyday. They are the true face of NPO, the face that their worthless emperor and incompetent command staff fear will become plain to the general public. I'm glad to see him posting.

If I want a challenge, I have plenty I can go outside and face in the Real World. I'm here to have fun, and I find it fun to swing around the resources I have available to me and annoy you guys a little bit in the process. If it weren't for me, all you guys would be doing is attacking new nations, scamming aid and whining on the forums about what you're going to do someday. At least now you get a real opponent.

[JayOvfEnnay]

I'm just glad to see him posting because he makes me feel so much better about myself.

I should've posted this topic sooner if I knew it would drag him out of the wood works to make his first post ever since his signup back in December.

But alas, this was only his first. I'm sure we'll get much more from this goldmine named Trigon.

[Trigon]

Roflz.

yes i is a 3d gader fwum gwade schoo. pwease gimme cookiez.

The example was an analogy of how I tended to think of it every time you PM'd the same lame $@! excuses every time you lost a battle.

I can't PM you excuses because you sent me dirty messages and hid behind a PM block, remember?

Here's your invalidation right here:

Edited April 14, 2009 by Trigon

[JayOvfEnnay]

I can't PM you excuses because you sent me dirty messages and hid behind a PM block, remember?

Here's your invalidation right here:

Excuse me? I blocked you because of your incessant and annoying bragging as well as one of your "borderline" flame messages. I never sent you anything dirty and if you think I did then you can cry to the moderators, not me. But it's good to see I get under your skin by pressing a button that blocks you.

Besides that, it was done long ago. I think I should keep it there now so that whatever messages you have to post come directly into a public forum, where others can read and enjoy your comments.

[Electron Sponge]

If I want a challenge, I have plenty I can go outside and face in the Real World. I'm here to have fun, and I find it fun to swing around the resources I have available to me and annoy you guys a little bit in the process. If it weren't for me, all you guys would be doing is attacking new nations, scamming aid and whining on the forums about what you're going to do someday. At least now you get a real opponent.

I am sure you have lots of challenges in every day life.

At any rate as my esteemed colleague from the Mushroom Kingdom Matthew George has already said

If you're thumping your chest about your ability to pound Vox Populi nations into the ground, you probably don't "get" Vox Populi and it's probably best for your alliance that you keep your activities to the game and off the forums lest people think still less of your alliance.

You really don't get what we're about and how little what you do actually matters to us. I realize that you think you're pulling some great psych job talking about cats and mice and snapping necks, etc. What you're really doing is making us laugh at you while making yourself look like a Grade A jackass in front of everyone.

There's going to come a day when you're going to surrender to us or destroy your nation to avoid it. You can deny it all you want now, but I know your future because I've already decided it for you.

[Trigon]

Excuse me? I blocked you because of your incessant and annoying bragging as well as one of your "borderline" flame messages. I never sent you anything dirty and if you think I did then you can cry to the moderators, not me. But it's good to see I get under your skin by pressing a button that blocks you.

Besides that, it was done long ago. I think I should keep it there now so that whatever messages you have to post come directly into a public forum, where others can read and enjoy your comments.

It doesn't matter what you claim I sent you or you claim you didn't send me, but it's cute to see you avoiding the actual point: That you said I PMed you excuses, when in fact, you have my PMs blocked. Just another bit of information in the mile-high stack of it that all Vox is good at is making things up.

If you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than watch you dodge facts. See you at update, little Jay.

[Electron Sponge]

Yes because there's no way that the messages Jofna is referring to are the actual reason you are blocked, Trigon. Oh wait I do believe that's what he was saying. Is reading comprehension one of those challenges you were referring to?

[JayOvfEnnay]

It doesn't matter what you claim I sent you or you claim you didn't send me, but it's cute to see you avoiding the actual point: That you said I PMed you excuses, when in fact, you have my PMs blocked. Just another bit of information in the mile-high stack of it that all Vox is good at is making things up.

If you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than watch you dodge facts. See you at update, little Jay.

If you could read my post more clearly, or remember it considering it happened less than 2 months ago, you'd know that you sent me garbage everytime you lost a damn battle, such as your borderline flame and your annoying bragging. That was the cause. The effect was me, blocking you.

Hence CAUSE and EFFECT.

Cause....

Effect.

*whispers it again for good measure*

[Fokker Aeroplanbau]

A few snippets

A few different snippets

I hear verbal raep.

This thread is almost too painful to read.

Edited April 14, 2009 by Fokker Aeroplanbau

[Sargun II]

*whispers it again for good measure*

You've just won the next three internets I find.

[ty345]

HEY! YOU STOLE MA SONG!

[JayOvfEnnay]

Hai Trigon. I noticed your military is just a tad bit jacked up so I figured I'd even out the odds. Just a little. I promise the change won't be 'too' much for you to comprehend. Or maybe it will be. But you remember all that bragging earlier?

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by JayOvfEnnay. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 9.77 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. You lost 20 fighter aircraft and destroyed 4 fighter aircraft launched by JayOvfEnnay. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by JayOvfEnnay. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 9.58 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. You lost 7 fighter aircraft and destroyed 0 fighter aircraft launched by JayOvfEnnay. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

I only wish I hadn't deployed earlier today so that I could do a GA on you as well. Those odds aren't as even... yet. Just wait, soon they will be closer.

For now you'll have to settle for the minor pwning I've given you here.

[Ogaden]

Oh Jofna, you silly.

[Rebel Virginia]

You are the reason EZI exists. I hope the irony isn't lost on you.

What he does after he rerolls is of no consequence. If he wishes to attack the NPO under a new identity then so be it. There is nothing they can do to stop it. Besides, he'll never be strong enough to hurt the upper ranks. They'd be smarter to simply ignore his rerolls and wait for him to attack. Going on a witch hunt to find rerolls, it is just insane.

[SodaPolPop]

If you're thumping your chest about your ability to pound Vox Populi nations into the ground, you probably don't "get" Vox Populi and it's probably best for your alliance that you keep your activities to the game and off the forums lest people think still less of your alliance.

^^This

You think you are beating them but they are really beating you when you "beat" them.