Incitatus Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 (edited) Michael Scott Paper Company Inc. The GuidelinesI. The CEO is in charge, love the CEO. a. Incitatus is CEO.....always II. If you would like to join fill out an application and send it to the CEO via Personal Message. Only the best of the best will enter MSPC INC. III. Michael Scott Paper Company is the best of the best when it comes to the paper business. It might be a hard journey and it may take awhile but we will rise to the top. a. That's what she said. IV. We do not recognize any treaty/charter that we deem as "short". Here at the Michael Scott Paper Company, we believe only the classiest of documents are legitimate. a. So Rejoice and be glad. For we are an elite alliance that shall not be moved. EVER! This alliance will be null in void in ~1 month Begining immediately; as of 5:53PM, April 13th, 2009, Michael Scott Paper Company is opening its' doors for business. Respectfully and Fully Signed, Incitatus Because we guarantee your satisfaction, your satisfaction is our guarantee EDIT: Channel - #michaelscottpapercompanyinc. Edited April 13, 2009 by Incitatus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasuda Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Is this a joke? Come back to TGR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 When I was born on Planet Bob there was a ruler named Michael Scott who started Dunder-Mifflin. Anyway, Good luck to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Seems like a pretty original idea, if you forget that Dunder Mifflin existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 When I was born on Planet Bob there was a ruler named Michael Scott who started Dunder-Mifflin.Anyway, Good luck to you Also known as Mum2005, I believe. And thank you. The Michael Scott Paper Company thanks you. If you are open to doing business, we're only a phone call away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostlin Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 (edited) Best of luck, Incitatus. Need any help, you know where to find me. Oh, and can we have your public IRC please? Edited April 13, 2009 by Ghostlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnathan Flaherty Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 The Office = win o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Best of luck, Incitatus.Need any help, you know where to find me. Oh, and can we have your public IRC please? Certainly. #michaelscottpapercompanyinc. (be sure to include ".") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 I didn't know you left Nemesis. Thought you just resigned. Good luck Incitatus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaarlaamp Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Where are the paper shaped pancakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salithus Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Where are the paper shaped pancakes? Snooze, you lose. [19:30:14] * Now talking in #michaelscottpapercompanyinc.[19:30:14] * Topic is 'Welcome to the Michael Scott Paper Company Inc. Channel. Feel free to query Incitatus with any questions you may have.' [19:30:14] * Set by Incitatus on Mon Apr 13 19:22:04 [19:30:27] <~Incitatus> Well hi there [19:30:32] <salithus> hello [19:30:38] <~Incitatus> Welcome to the Michael Scott Paper Company Inc channel [19:30:42] <~Incitatus> You are our first guest [19:30:47] <salithus> [19:30:49] <~Incitatus> May I interest you in some pancakes? [19:30:52] <salithus> sure [19:31:06] * ~Incitatus hangs salithus some paper-shaped pancakes [19:31:09] <~Incitatus> [19:31:12] <~Incitatus> hands* [19:31:18] * salithus eats the pancakes. [19:31:19] <salithus> delicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaarlaamp Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Omg, I got to be in that channel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Worst.... DoE.... Ever.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Worst.... DoE.... Ever.... Ding Ding Ding.....We have a winner! Your prize: 3 free reams of paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Ding Ding Ding.....We have a winner!Your prize: 3 free reams of paper. Woot! Please send them to P.O. Box 134, AncientGreece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Woot! Please send them to P.O. Box 134, AncientGreece Consider them sent. Because here at Michael Scott Paper Company, we know the value of your time. We guarantee your satisfaction because your satisfaction is our guarantee. Tell your friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Salovsky Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Worst.... DoE.... Ever.... Ya don't say... Good luck I guess... but Its a strange name by my taste. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Consider them sent. Because here at Michael Scott Paper Company, we know the value of your time. We guarantee your satisfaction because your satisfaction is our guarantee. Tell your friends! Well Good Sir, consider me a satisfied customer and all my friends informed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doitzel Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Cheers to another future failure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 What is this I don't even... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incitatus Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Cheers to another future failure! I'm glad we see eye-to-eye What is this I don't even... Very original, I'm impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randleman Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Hasn't this been done, I don't know, about 4 times already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Very original, I'm impressed. Ironically, I can say the exact same thing about the premise of this alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Hasn't this been done, I don't know, about 4 times already? Not about this specific episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Sorry to say I see this failing somehow... But good luck anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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