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Michael Scott Paper Company Inc.

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The Guidelines

I. The CEO is in charge, love the CEO.

a. Incitatus is CEO.....always

II. If you would like to join fill out an application and send it to the CEO via Personal Message. Only the best of the best will enter MSPC INC.

III. Michael Scott Paper Company is the best of the best when it comes to the paper business. It might be a hard journey and it may take awhile but we will rise to the top.

a. That's what she said.

IV. We do not recognize any treaty/charter that we deem as "short". Here at the Michael Scott Paper Company, we believe only the classiest of documents are legitimate.

a. So Rejoice and be glad. For we are an elite alliance that shall not be moved. EVER! This alliance will be null in void in ~1 month

Begining immediately; as of 5:53PM, April 13th, 2009, Michael Scott Paper Company is opening its' doors for business.

Respectfully and Fully Signed,

Incitatus

Because we guarantee your satisfaction, your satisfaction is our guarantee

EDIT:

Channel - #michaelscottpapercompanyinc.

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When I was born on Planet Bob there was a ruler named Michael Scott who started Dunder-Mifflin.

Anyway,

Good luck to you :)

Also known as Mum2005, I believe.

And thank you. The Michael Scott Paper Company thanks you. If you are open to doing business, we're only a phone call away.

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Where are the paper shaped pancakes? :P

Snooze, you lose.

[19:30:14] * Now talking in #michaelscottpapercompanyinc.

[19:30:14] * Topic is 'Welcome to the Michael Scott Paper Company Inc. Channel. Feel free to query Incitatus with any questions you may have.'

[19:30:14] * Set by Incitatus on Mon Apr 13 19:22:04

[19:30:27] <~Incitatus> Well hi there

[19:30:32] <salithus> hello

[19:30:38] <~Incitatus> Welcome to the Michael Scott Paper Company Inc channel

[19:30:42] <~Incitatus> You are our first guest

[19:30:47] <salithus> :D

[19:30:49] <~Incitatus> May I interest you in some pancakes?

[19:30:52] <salithus> sure

[19:31:06] * ~Incitatus hangs salithus some paper-shaped pancakes

[19:31:09] <~Incitatus> :o

[19:31:12] <~Incitatus> hands*

[19:31:18] * salithus eats the pancakes.

[19:31:19] <salithus> delicious

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Woot! Please send them to P.O. Box 134, AncientGreece

Consider them sent. Because here at Michael Scott Paper Company, we know the value of your time. We guarantee your satisfaction because your satisfaction is our guarantee. Tell your friends!

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Consider them sent. Because here at Michael Scott Paper Company, we know the value of your time. We guarantee your satisfaction because your satisfaction is our guarantee. Tell your friends!

Well Good Sir, consider me a satisfied customer and all my friends informed!

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