Chinatownbus Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 (edited) I prefer to let images do the talking. New flag, w/ windy, wavy, pinky goodness included: New charter: Poison Clan Charter 2.0Preamble: We, the Poison Clan member nations, do swear to uphold the following charter in order to maintain the continuous security and shared success of each and every Poison Clan (hereafter referred to as "the Clan") member. Article 1: Membership Section I - Applicants wishing to procure membership to the prestigious Poison Clan must be, except in the rarest of circumstances*, experienced and intelligent members of the Cybernations community. In order to ensure this criteria is met, applicants must have at minimum 3000 infrastructure, or 15000 total nation strength. Section II - The application process will include a series of q&a sessions. Upon satisfactory completion of said sessions, the general membership will engage in a membership vote. A minimum of 2/3 of current members must agree to confer membership upon the applicant in order for the applicant to be granted membership to the Clan. *Said circumstances include but are not limited to re-rolls or OOC relationships, which require government approval. Article 2: The Deadly Venoms The Clan shall be lead by the deadly venoms, each of whom have specified duties, which they are expected to fulfill to the best of their abilities. Each government member shall claim his own title, which shall stay with him in perpetuity. Section I - Master (currently known as The Toad) The Master is the eternal emperor of the Clan, and has final say in all issues related to the Clan. The rest of the government is appointed at the will of the Master, and the Master also reserves the right to remove members of government as (s)he sees fit. Should the Master resign or be declared MIA (7 or more days of inactivity) the Apprentice shall take over the position. Section II - The Apprentice (currently known as the Master Killer) The Apprentice is second in command only to the Master, and is responsible for carrying out the wishes of the Master to their fulfillment. The Apprentice oversees day to day activities of each respective governmental department. In the situation that the Apprentice must replace the Master, a new Apprentice shall be selected from the membership by the new Master. Section III - High Ministry The ministers of the Clan shall be appointed as a decision by the Master with input from the Apprentice as well as the current members of the Ministry. Ministry positions and appointments may be added and removed at the discretion of the Master. Responsibilities of each ministry position shall be explicitly defined by the Master. Article 3: WAR! Section I - NOOKS? The Clan will use all weapons they possess when in a state of war. If aggressive action is taken upon the Clan, nuclear first strikes are authorized regardless of context. In the situation that the Clan initiates a state of war against another alliance, the Master and the Apprentice shall in conjunction make a decision on authorization for the use of nuclear weapons. Section II - Raiding Acceptable raiding shall be determined at the discretion of the Master and is subject to constant scrutiny, review, and alteration. The regulations for acceptable tech raiding within Poison Clan shall be distributed on an alliance wide scale each time they are updated by the Master. As the raiding policy is adjusted, the new policies shall be posted for public viewing on the poison clan forums, for all interested parties. Article 4: Individual Freedoms Poison Clan members shall never be faced with forum blackouts, censorship of opinion, or any other restrictions of individual freedom. We expect all members to act with respect and intelligence. If any member of the Poison Clan goes well beyond the acceptable interpretation of "freedom of speech", they shall be expelled. Common sense and basic decency are expected to be exhibited by all Poison Clan members. Article 5: Amendments and Ratification This Charter is considered a living document. As such, changes may be made by the Master whenever deemed necessary, with unanimous agreement from the Apprentice and all active appointed government officials required for any change to be officially ratified. Upon the ascension of each new Clan Master, this document must be re-ratified by the new Clan Master and his appointed Apprentice. Signed, Chinatownbus - The Toad TwistedRebelDB47 - Master Killer With implicit approval from, Pooksland - The Centipede Syrik - The Snake Revelation - The Snail Boogeyman657 - The Trout Don Fernando - The Komodo Dragon Liquid Fire - Master of the Domain Plysprtz - Hybrid Venom Pensfan, Minister of Alliance Hopping & Nook Roguery Chicken Dippah, Minister Of Love and Cuddles Uzigrl, Mistress of Extra Nipples and Engorged *edit for content* Citizenkane, Minister of internal chicken dippers Leatherneck, Minister of Fussy Faceless Fearful Fighting Flying Fish (MoFFFFFF) Shiftee Foxxe, Minister of Social Existential Systems (MoSES) Korndmc, Minister of Agriculture jgator, Minister of Poison Cookies AcDc3, Optimus Prime Minister TheRulerHimself, Minister of Yo Mamma Banslam, Minister of Evil Chocolate Muffins Marcus Obafemi, Minister of Extraterrestrial Technology Integration Chairman Cao, Minister of Complacent Rationalization of Assumed Prerogative (CRAP) Thewho, Minister of Naked Barbie Dolls (including a few Kens) Jayson Almighty, Minister of Boobage and all things Boob related Chris of Khi, Minister of Intelligence Leaking Foreigners (MILF) Velocity111, Minister of Ministering Coffee Shock, Minister of Alcoholic Drinks (MAD) Saitan, Minister of War Unseen "If you don't get caught, you won't get caught" GreatKhanofLight, Minister of kute kuddley kittens Energizer, Minister of Bartending yogiebere, Minister of Music tseitz, Minister of the Social Economic Xperience Sanguine Demon, Minister of Inactivity Knight2216, Minister of ensuring that a chick is really a chick, not a chick with a banana and apples. (Mushi might like this one?) Mushi, Minister of stupid questions and worthless answers Trigger, Minister of Various Associated Geriatric Invalids Needing Alcohol Alex the Great, Minister of Felching and Faunoiphilia Victor Hoffman, Prime Rib Roast Minister Timmie the great, Minister of kicking your arse Tashees2, Minister of n3wbs b3x, Brewmaster and Lord God King of the Keg Caseus, Minister of Cannabis Engineering The King of Town, Minister of Death to the Infidels!! JoseyWales, Minister of Laughs and Giggles Breadfan, Third Interim Associate Head Deputy General Viceroy Secretary's Dog's Brother's Uncle's Best Friend's Second Assistant Vice Ruling Executive Minister of Government Streamlining and Efficiency Wak728, Minister of Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka Venhith, Minister of Cinamon Aina, Mistress of Sims Stocker, Minister of warehousing and stocking Olaf, Minister of Topia Gina, adMinister of Ministering D3V1L5ADV0CAT3, Minister of coal, GOLD and darkness King Aragorn, Minister of Young Ceasar adzzz, Minister of nuclear sunrise and moolah Topia SR, Minister of being grounded for playing CN lol ka2552001, Minister of global oil prices and $1.88/gal in Champaign tallfreek, Minister of giants dieselshak, Minister of SPARTANS AND GLADIATORS cgn494, The new guy Johnnyvegas15, Minister of Jarheads Southern Comfort, Minister of annoying ideas that cannot be turned off without a swift kick/ban Craig Mellor, Minister of Mellons newyorkthug, Minister of thugged out, bling bling, bang bang All new members who have yet to claim a ministry position, Ministers of newbishness As a note, the current raiding policy is that only nations who have their AA set as None are viable raid targets. I would also like to take this moment to thank those who were instrumental in the foundation and building of Poison Clan but have since left us, whose contributions are not always recognized within Poison Clan, but should be. So a big thank you goes out to the following people (of whom one has passed from this realm only to be reincarnated in spirit): greenacres youwish959 ALFERALFER cowen70 And lastly, a blast from the past: [23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> Poison clan... any takers on the over/under of 2 months? [23:19] <&JBone[TPF]> way under [23:19] <&JBone[TPF]> I say 38 days [23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> We might need to adjuts the line [23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> lol [23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> yea, I dont see how they are gonna recruit [23:20] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> who are they gonna get? [16:08] <~Slayer99[TPF]> This is getting God damned ridiculous [16:09] <~Slayer99[TPF]> Everyone joining poison clan [16:09] <~Slayer99[TPF]> I'm about to curbstomp them PC, schoolin' haters since 4/12/2008. Edited April 12, 2009 by Chinatownbus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedRebelDB47 Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Word’s can’t describe how happy I am to be at Poison Clan, and the decision I made around this time last year when Greenacres and Chinatownbus put the alliance together. At first I was unsure about the alliance, but I queried Green to ask what the alliance would be about, how it would run, and some of its open minded policies and I knew I had to be a part of the original group. This wasn’t an alliance that would die internally because of its personalities as some believed. It was and is an alliance that thrives on OOC relationships, making this game as fun as it possibly can be and enjoying every aspect of game mechanics; an alliance that has not and will not bend to the will of another alliance’s beliefs at the expense of its own. So bring on another year. We aren’t content with what we have, so you can only expect twice as much fun as we’ve had this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrik Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 (edited) I'd like to thank Unspeakable Evil for his great stats work and supplying all the information for the above graph. His statistics are the best in CN. Edited April 12, 2009 by Syrik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 congratulations on your birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordOeboema Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 congrats! love the new flag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pooksland Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 It has been a crazy ride so far, here is to the rest of the ride (however long that may be) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lebubu Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Congrats guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londo Mollari Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Congrats PC! Here's to another year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supa_Troop3r Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Congrats. Not feeling the flag though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fernando Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Hey slaybaby, we are still here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSkellington Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 THIS is a birthday I can happily celebrate. Congrats guys! HI TWISTED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatownbus Posted April 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Congrats.Not feeling the flag though. I'm not feeling you. Maybe later tonight though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuiNur Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 wait, i don't understand this picture. Are you saying that blue frosting is the best? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Congrats Poison Clan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shigh707 Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 congrats guys flag is wickeddddddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaitlinK Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Happy Birthday PC! You all have reached some impressive milestones lately cant wait for the next one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Wow, congrats and that's quite a nice flag you've got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 CTB and Twisted have done more with PC than I could have ever hoped for. I left them in a bad way with my foolish behaviour, and it nearly got them destroyed as a result. Instead, they're here celebrating their first birthday, stronger than ever, with better, more trusting, and more lasting allies than ever, and a repaired reputation on the world stage. You guys did this, not me, in fact you're here now in spite of me and the things I once did. Congratulations, Poison Clan. You definitely deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Congrats guys. Onto many more years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenkane Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 (edited) rocking till the next century! Edited April 12, 2009 by citizenkane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Obama Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 I'm really starting to like Poison Clan. Also, lol: And lastly, a blast from the past:[23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> Poison clan... any takers on the over/under of 2 months? [23:19] <&JBone[TPF]> way under [23:19] <&JBone[TPF]> I say 38 days [23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> We might need to adjuts the line [23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> lol [23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> yea, I dont see how they are gonna recruit [23:20] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> who are they gonna get? [16:08] <~Slayer99[TPF]> This is getting God damned ridiculous [16:09] <~Slayer99[TPF]> Everyone joining poison clan [16:09] <~Slayer99[TPF]> I'm about to curbstomp them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banslam Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Awesome! Love our new flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 This is the best charter and sign list and flag and and and... Well done to our protectors on this awesomeness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Happy Birthday PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity111 Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 o/ flag o/ 1 year o/ PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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