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New flag, w/ windy, wavy, pinky goodness included:


New charter:

Poison Clan Charter 2.0

Preamble: We, the Poison Clan member nations, do swear to uphold the following charter in order to maintain the continuous security and shared success of each and every Poison Clan (hereafter referred to as "the Clan") member.

Article 1: Membership

Section I - Applicants wishing to procure membership to the prestigious Poison Clan must be, except in the rarest of circumstances*, experienced and intelligent members of the Cybernations community. In order to ensure this criteria is met, applicants must have at minimum 3000 infrastructure, or 15000 total nation strength.

Section II - The application process will include a series of q&a sessions. Upon satisfactory completion of said sessions, the general membership will engage in a membership vote. A minimum of 2/3 of current members must agree to confer membership upon the applicant in order for the applicant to be granted membership to the Clan.

*Said circumstances include but are not limited to re-rolls or OOC relationships, which require government approval.

Article 2: The Deadly Venoms

The Clan shall be lead by the deadly venoms, each of whom have specified duties, which they are expected to fulfill to the best of their abilities. Each government member shall claim his own title, which shall stay with him in perpetuity.

Section I - Master (currently known as The Toad)

The Master is the eternal emperor of the Clan, and has final say in all issues related to the Clan. The rest of the government is appointed at the will of the Master, and the Master also reserves the right to remove members of government as (s)he sees fit. Should the Master resign or be declared MIA (7 or more days of inactivity) the Apprentice shall take over the position.

Section II - The Apprentice (currently known as the Master Killer)

The Apprentice is second in command only to the Master, and is responsible for carrying out the wishes of the Master to their fulfillment. The Apprentice oversees day to day activities of each respective governmental department. In the situation that the Apprentice must replace the Master, a new Apprentice shall be selected from the membership by the new Master.

Section III - High Ministry

The ministers of the Clan shall be appointed as a decision by the Master with input from the Apprentice as well as the current members of the Ministry. Ministry positions and appointments may be added and removed at the discretion of the Master. Responsibilities of each ministry position shall be explicitly defined by the Master.

Article 3: WAR!

Section I - NOOKS?

The Clan will use all weapons they possess when in a state of war. If aggressive action is taken upon the Clan, nuclear first strikes are authorized regardless of context. In the situation that the Clan initiates a state of war against another alliance, the Master and the Apprentice shall in conjunction make a decision on authorization for the use of nuclear weapons.

Section II - Raiding

Acceptable raiding shall be determined at the discretion of the Master and is subject to constant scrutiny, review, and alteration. The regulations for acceptable tech raiding within Poison Clan shall be distributed on an alliance wide scale each time they are updated by the Master. As the raiding policy is adjusted, the new policies shall be posted for public viewing on the poison clan forums, for all interested parties.

Article 4: Individual Freedoms

Poison Clan members shall never be faced with forum blackouts, censorship of opinion, or any other restrictions of individual freedom. We expect all members to act with respect and intelligence. If any member of the Poison Clan goes well beyond the acceptable interpretation of "freedom of speech", they shall be expelled. Common sense and basic decency are expected to be exhibited by all Poison Clan members.

Article 5: Amendments and Ratification

This Charter is considered a living document. As such, changes may be made by the Master whenever deemed necessary, with unanimous agreement from the Apprentice and all active appointed government officials required for any change to be officially ratified.

Upon the ascension of each new Clan Master, this document must be re-ratified by the new Clan Master and his appointed Apprentice.


Chinatownbus - The Toad

TwistedRebelDB47 - Master Killer

With implicit approval from,

Pooksland - The Centipede

Syrik - The Snake

Revelation - The Snail

Boogeyman657 - The Trout

Don Fernando - The Komodo Dragon

Liquid Fire - Master of the Domain

Plysprtz - Hybrid Venom

Pensfan, Minister of Alliance Hopping & Nook Roguery

Chicken Dippah, Minister Of Love and Cuddles

Uzigrl, Mistress of Extra Nipples and Engorged *edit for content*

Citizenkane, Minister of internal chicken dippers

Leatherneck, Minister of Fussy Faceless Fearful Fighting Flying Fish (MoFFFFFF)

Shiftee Foxxe, Minister of Social Existential Systems (MoSES)

Korndmc, Minister of Agriculture

jgator, Minister of Poison Cookies

AcDc3, Optimus Prime Minister

TheRulerHimself, Minister of Yo Mamma

Banslam, Minister of Evil Chocolate Muffins

Marcus Obafemi, Minister of Extraterrestrial Technology Integration

Chairman Cao, Minister of Complacent Rationalization of Assumed Prerogative (CRAP)

Thewho, Minister of Naked Barbie Dolls (including a few Kens)

Jayson Almighty, Minister of Boobage and all things Boob related

Chris of Khi, Minister of Intelligence Leaking Foreigners (MILF)

Velocity111, Minister of Ministering

Coffee Shock, Minister of Alcoholic Drinks (MAD)

Saitan, Minister of War Unseen "If you don't get caught, you won't get caught"

GreatKhanofLight, Minister of kute kuddley kittens

Energizer, Minister of Bartending

yogiebere, Minister of Music

tseitz, Minister of the Social Economic Xperience

Sanguine Demon, Minister of Inactivity

Knight2216, Minister of ensuring that a chick is really a chick, not a chick with a banana and apples. (Mushi might like this one?)

Mushi, Minister of stupid questions and worthless answers

Trigger, Minister of Various Associated Geriatric Invalids Needing Alcohol

Alex the Great, Minister of Felching and Faunoiphilia

Victor Hoffman, Prime Rib Roast Minister

Timmie the great, Minister of kicking your arse

Tashees2, Minister of n3wbs

b3x, Brewmaster and Lord God King of the Keg

Caseus, Minister of Cannabis Engineering

The King of Town, Minister of Death to the Infidels!!

JoseyWales, Minister of Laughs and Giggles

Breadfan, Third Interim Associate Head Deputy General Viceroy Secretary's Dog's Brother's Uncle's Best Friend's Second Assistant Vice Ruling Executive Minister of Government Streamlining and Efficiency

Wak728, Minister of Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka

Venhith, Minister of Cinamon

Aina, Mistress of Sims

Stocker, Minister of warehousing and stocking

Olaf, Minister of Topia

Gina, adMinister of Ministering

D3V1L5ADV0CAT3, Minister of coal, GOLD and darkness

King Aragorn, Minister of Young Ceasar

adzzz, Minister of nuclear sunrise and moolah

Topia SR, Minister of being grounded for playing CN lol

ka2552001, Minister of global oil prices and $1.88/gal in Champaign

tallfreek, Minister of giants

dieselshak, Minister of SPARTANS AND GLADIATORS

cgn494, The new guy

Johnnyvegas15, Minister of Jarheads

Southern Comfort, Minister of annoying ideas that cannot be turned off without a swift kick/ban

Craig Mellor, Minister of Mellons

newyorkthug, Minister of thugged out, bling bling, bang bang

All new members who have yet to claim a ministry position, Ministers of newbishness

As a note, the current raiding policy is that only nations who have their AA set as None are viable raid targets.

I would also like to take this moment to thank those who were instrumental in the foundation and building of Poison Clan but have since left us, whose contributions are not always recognized within Poison Clan, but should be. So a big thank you goes out to the following people (of whom one has passed from this realm only to be reincarnated in spirit):





And lastly, a blast from the past:

[23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> Poison clan... any takers on the over/under of 2 months?

[23:19] <&JBone[TPF]> way under

[23:19] <&JBone[TPF]> I say 38 days

[23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> We might need to adjuts the line

[23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> lol

[23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> yea, I dont see how they are gonna recruit

[23:20] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> who are they gonna get?

[16:08] <~Slayer99[TPF]> This is getting God damned ridiculous

[16:09] <~Slayer99[TPF]> Everyone joining poison clan

[16:09] <~Slayer99[TPF]> I'm about to curbstomp them

PC, schoolin' haters since 4/12/2008.

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Word’s can’t describe how happy I am to be at Poison Clan, and the decision I made around this time last year when Greenacres and Chinatownbus put the alliance together. At first I was unsure about the alliance, but I queried Green to ask what the alliance would be about, how it would run, and some of its open minded policies and I knew I had to be a part of the original group. This wasn’t an alliance that would die internally because of its personalities as some believed. It was and is an alliance that thrives on OOC relationships, making this game as fun as it possibly can be and enjoying every aspect of game mechanics; an alliance that has not and will not bend to the will of another alliance’s beliefs at the expense of its own. So bring on another year. We aren’t content with what we have, so you can only expect twice as much fun as we’ve had this year!

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CTB and Twisted have done more with PC than I could have ever hoped for. I left them in a bad way with my foolish behaviour, and it nearly got them destroyed as a result. Instead, they're here celebrating their first birthday, stronger than ever, with better, more trusting, and more lasting allies than ever, and a repaired reputation on the world stage.

You guys did this, not me, in fact you're here now in spite of me and the things I once did.

Congratulations, Poison Clan. You definitely deserve it.

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I'm really starting to like Poison Clan.

Also, lol:

And lastly, a blast from the past:

[23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> Poison clan... any takers on the over/under of 2 months?

[23:19] <&JBone[TPF]> way under

[23:19] <&JBone[TPF]> I say 38 days

[23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> We might need to adjuts the line

[23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> lol

[23:19] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> yea, I dont see how they are gonna recruit

[23:20] <@Sir_Wellington[TPF]> who are they gonna get?

[16:08] <~Slayer99[TPF]> This is getting God damned ridiculous

[16:09] <~Slayer99[TPF]> Everyone joining poison clan

[16:09] <~Slayer99[TPF]> I'm about to curbstomp them

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