Chimaera Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 (edited) "Oh God, this Invasion turned Sexual” Pact TGR-FnKa PIAT Preamble: Once upon a time, FnKa decided to randomly launch an invasion of TGR’s IRC channel, and after a few minutes of turbolasers firing and lightsabers sizzling, things got rather heated between some FnKa’s and Chimaera. This treaty is their mutant offspring, written by Chimaera. Article Two: Article One sucked, so we cut it out of the treaty. This Article notes that Article One did not live up to its hype. Article Three: Neither FnKa nor TGR shall launch any sort of offensive action against the other, whether it be verbal or martial in nature. Exceptions shall be made in the case of Call of Duty matches, channel invasions, and accidental nuclear apocalypses. Apocalypses shall be limited at three per week. Should this clause be broken, the offender shall be sentenced to listening to Cheyenne talk for 24 hours nonstop. Article Four: Article Four recognizes that sentencing a criminal to listen to Cheyenne nonstop is a heinous punishment unfit for anyone except ty345, and as such that sentence is null and void. Article Five: In accordance with the nature of a PIAT, this clause refers to intelligence, acknowledging that the undersigned alliances have a lack thereof. Article V (as in the letter, not the Roman Numeral, because then we’d have two Article Fives, and that just wouldn’t fit): Aid shall be given upon request. Aid may take the form of optional military assistance, financial assistance, or morning-after pills. You know, just in case. We’re friends and all, but we might get a little too drunk at a party one night. Article Schleven: If either alliance gets tired of the lovefest, they must announce it and wait 48 hours for it to be null and void. Also, TGR must send FnKa pictures of Gunslinger in a suggestive pose for the cancellation to be binding (hehe binding, like bondage). Article Eight: [15:25] <PrincessRo|TGR> oh god [15:25] <Skapunk[FnKa]> I love this PIAT [15:25] <Roy_Mustang> This is unreal. [15:25] <Chimaera> THIS IS SPARTA Signed for Fear None Kill All, Metal Shards, Prime Minister SilentFury, Deputy Prime Minister Azaarious, Minister of Internal Affairs ArchSorcerer, Minister of Finance Platino, Minister of Defense Appoliqize, Minister of Recruiting Yankeesfan924, Minister of Foreign Affairs SkaPunk, Minister of Approval BlackBlack, Minister of Communication ty345, Co-Author of this Treaty Signed for The Galactic Republic, Cheyenne, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic Dementual, Vice Chair and High Envoy Princess Ro, Senate Prefect Burger, Grand Admiral of the Republican Fleet Jaym, Grand Master of the Jedi Order Chimaera, Chairman of the Intergalactic Banking Clan Second Senatorial Council: Roy Mustang, Flyingscotsman, Braganza, Rupert of Hentzau On behalf of TGR, I would like to say we are thrilled to add Fear None Kill All to our excellent cadre of friends; they have been nothing but amiable to us thus far, and we hope this friendship continues to blossom. Edited April 8, 2009 by Chimaera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skap Q Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 $%&@ YES o/ TGR o/ FnKa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savethecheerleader Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 /me does a little dance. Hooray for friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 This please me greatly. Hail to the FnKa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Good job both parties.... Have fun together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AUT Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 I nearly died from the impact of win. Both are great alliances, both undoubtedly will fill their obligations as allies. I wish both all the best, this is too awesome for words. o7 TGR o7 FnKA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentFury Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Greatest Treaty EVER!! lol o/ to our new allies cant wait to work up this friend ship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dakotans Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Great to have our allies coming together and creating mutant offspring o/TGR o/FnKa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rommelgrad Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reccesion Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Congrats on the treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mingmei Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Congrats I love seeing PIAT's even though most people say there is no point! :jihad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svendonia Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Oh God what is this where did this come from Haha, lovely to have FnKa part of the group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentFury Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Congrats I love seeing PIAT's even though most people say there is no point! :jihad: Of course there is point u dont wanna jump into a MDAP or MDoAP with out getting to know some one <.< YAWN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris of Khi Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Nice to see some fun still exists out there o/ PIAT \o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murkk Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Congratz to both alliances. Great to see relationships built on Planet Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted April 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Nice to see some fun still exists out thereo/ PIAT \o Fun? What? Where? WE MUST KILL IT WITH FIRE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Teets Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 i love it, grats to our friends at FnKa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Good looking treaties; nice flags as well. Congrats you two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenzilla Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Very sexy !@#$ here. <3 Chim and Cheyenne <3 TGR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentFury Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Fun? What? Where? WE MUST KILL IT WITH FIRE. Dont worry i already nooked it its under control hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jaym Il Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 That's a mighty fine looking treaty right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Congrats on the PIAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ty345 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 (edited) Ahhhh.... my name STILL isn't on it... AND I HELPED WRITE IT! ....oh well. o/ FnKa o/ TGR o/ awesome treaties that i helped write and didnt get credited for... PS I still love you guys. Edited April 7, 2009 by ty345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadd Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 O/ PIAT O/ FnKa O/ TGR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaBuc Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Good to see old protectorates getting together. Congrats guys. -Bama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.