Franz Ferdinand Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 It has come to the attention to the people of Lübeck that the assassination of our glorious Archduke a few weeks ago, was not by coincidence... but funded completely by the treacherous INDOCHINA Government! We have managed to locate crucial evidence proving this. We are very interested to see what Indochina has to say about this blatant assassination plot of our of the greatest figures every to grace this planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 We have no ties to Lubeck, and no relations at all. We deny your accusations, as we have no motive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 We have no ties to Lubeck, and no relations at all. We deny your accusations, as we have no motive. Then how do you explain your recent erratic behaviour when you knew that we were close to uncovering your malicious intentions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mergerberger II Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Thank you for showing us all how to make friends. Additionally, we find it rather hard to believe that your Archduke, someone who has done nothing but annex more and more land in South America, is one of the greatest figures on the planet. Once you have made great leaps in technology and made the world a better place to be, proclaim yourself as such, but until then, modesty is a virtue, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 OOC: Franz Ferdinand, have you talked to comrade nikonov about this?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 IndoChina, frankly, doesn't CARE ABOUT SOUTH AMERICA. Our current situation is due to several terrorist attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 IndoChina, frankly, doesn't CARE ABOUT SOUTH AMERICA. Our current situation is due to several terrorist attacks. Then why has proof been uncovered about your plot here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Frost Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Because no doubt this is an attempt by S.A powers to colonize Asia. Lubeck is encouraged to stop making false accusations and drop your plans, for we will ensure that they fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 What proof? You have yet to present it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Because no doubt this is an attempt by S.A powers to colonize Asia. Lubeck is encouraged to stop making false accusations and drop your plans, for we will ensure that they fail We have no intention of colonisation of a foreign continent, for we do not wish to overstretch our nation. These "accusations", as you call them, are based on solid proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 If your proof is so solid, then you certainly must present them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 OOC: Franz Ferdinand, could you answer my question here? OOC: Franz Ferdinand, have you talked to comrade nikonov about this?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 OOC: He hasn't, of course not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 If your proof is so solid, then you certainly must present them. We have been spending many days attempting to decipher this, and we finally have. It is written in the Rongorongo language, which as nice as it looks, is hellish to decipher, a clever ploy by your government. The message reads: "Lucio Amado, you must follow these instructions to the letter. Your assignment is as follows: 'Locate the Archduke when he visits Rio de Janeiro on the 10th March, and assassinate him with any means necessary. If you are successful in accomplishing this, there shall be a ship in the harbour which you can utilise to sneak out of the country. Make sure to tie up any loose ends before undertaking this assignment. Your friends in here in the Orient wish you all the best. - A. Friend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 IndoChina does not use undecipherable languages from Easter Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 We have been spending many days attempting to decipher this, and we finally have. It is written in the Rongorongo language, which as nice as it looks, is hellish to decipher, a clever ploy by your government. The message reads: "Lucio Amado, you must follow these instructions to the letter. Your assignment is as follows: 'Locate the Archduke when he visits Rio de Janeiro on the 10th March, and assassinate him with any means necessary. If you are successful in accomplishing this, there shall be a ship in the harbour which you can utilise to sneak out of the country. Make sure to tie up any loose ends before undertaking this assignment. Your friends in here in the Orient wish you all the best. - A. Friend" Um, care to explain what each symbol means? OOC: W...T...H... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 OOC: Its an undeciphered language from Easter Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 IndoChina does not use undecipherable languages from Easter Island. That would be what you want us to believe...if this is true, what exactly do you use to encrypt your private correspondence then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 We do not operate a overseas intelligence agency, but internally we use 1024-bit AES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 The UK is skeptical about this 'evidence'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberstein Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Mariehamm Arms wonders how a lost language was decoded in a matter of days. "This evidence is highly suspicious." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Mariehamm Arms wonders how a lost language was decoded in a matter of days. "This evidence is highly suspicious." Indeed. We doubt it is truly 'evidence' at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael McBride Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 The Generals of the Atheist Republic laugh at this so-called evidence. It is obvious that the pathetic nation of Lubeck is merely taking advantage of a nation whom they wish to see eradicated off the world stage by forging evidence against them. However, should the incompetent government of Lubeck really have deciphered this lost language which has gone undecipherable for hundreds of years, then we expect them to release a device capable of reading thoughts within the next few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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