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It has come to the attention to the people of Lübeck that the assassination of our glorious Archduke a few weeks ago, was not by coincidence... but funded completely by the treacherous INDOCHINA Government! We have managed to locate crucial evidence proving this. We are very interested to see what Indochina has to say about this blatant assassination plot of our of the greatest figures every to grace this planet.

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Thank you for showing us all how to make friends. Additionally, we find it rather hard to believe that your Archduke, someone who has done nothing but annex more and more land in South America, is one of the greatest figures on the planet. Once you have made great leaps in technology and made the world a better place to be, proclaim yourself as such, but until then, modesty is a virtue, my friend.

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Because no doubt this is an attempt by S.A powers to colonize Asia. Lubeck is encouraged to stop making false accusations and drop your plans, for we will ensure that they fail

We have no intention of colonisation of a foreign continent, for we do not wish to overstretch our nation. These "accusations", as you call them, are based on solid proof.

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If your proof is so solid, then you certainly must present them.

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We have been spending many days attempting to decipher this, and we finally have. It is written in the Rongorongo language, which as nice as it looks, is hellish to decipher, a clever ploy by your government.

The message reads:

"Lucio Amado, you must follow these instructions to the letter. Your assignment is as follows: 'Locate the Archduke when he visits Rio de Janeiro on the 10th March, and assassinate him with any means necessary. If you are successful in accomplishing this, there shall be a ship in the harbour which you can utilise to sneak out of the country. Make sure to tie up any loose ends before undertaking this assignment. Your friends in here in the Orient wish you all the best.

- A. Friend"

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rongobw.gif

We have been spending many days attempting to decipher this, and we finally have. It is written in the Rongorongo language, which as nice as it looks, is hellish to decipher, a clever ploy by your government.

The message reads:

"Lucio Amado, you must follow these instructions to the letter. Your assignment is as follows: 'Locate the Archduke when he visits Rio de Janeiro on the 10th March, and assassinate him with any means necessary. If you are successful in accomplishing this, there shall be a ship in the harbour which you can utilise to sneak out of the country. Make sure to tie up any loose ends before undertaking this assignment. Your friends in here in the Orient wish you all the best.

- A. Friend"

Um, care to explain what each symbol means?

OOC: W...T...H...

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The Generals of the Atheist Republic laugh at this so-called evidence. It is obvious that the pathetic nation of Lubeck is merely taking advantage of a nation whom they wish to see eradicated off the world stage by forging evidence against them. However, should the incompetent government of Lubeck really have deciphered this lost language which has gone undecipherable for hundreds of years, then we expect them to release a device capable of reading thoughts within the next few days.

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