TrotskysRevenge Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) New Pacific Order-Mushroom Kingdom Mutual Defense Pact Preamble: This document serves to show the relations that the New Pacific Order and the Mushroom Kingdom embrace, are held in high regard. Each member of each alliance shows general good will, and appreciation for the other. Through similar ideals and fruitful relations, both alliances strive for justice together. Article I - Peace: The Kingdom and the New Pacific Order mutually assure that neither signatory will attack the other whether it is: Military attack, Spy, or Aid to a known enemy. Reparations shall be paid in 150% if the attack was mistake. Both sides will conduct themselves respectfully towards on another in public, defined as non-restricted IRC channels and Cybernations Forums. Article II - Intelligence: The Kingdom and the New Pacific Order agree that upon possession of useful information to the other signatory, said alliance will give the information to the other. This will be done in a timely fashion. Article III – Mutual Defense: The Kingdom and the New Pacific Order agree that an attack on one party constitutes and attack on both parties. Both parties will be obligated to provide whatever aid is necessary to defend the aggressed upon party. Article IV- Tribute: Dilber hereby unconditionally surrenders too and will provide tribute to Archon and TrotskysRevenge, including his first born for culinary purposes. Article V- Balls: AirMe shall admit that he lacks the balls to join the New Sith Order, and shall henceforth be known as AirMe the Ball-less Article VI- Stop Eating the Shrooms: Bakunin's Dream shall enter into rehab for eating too many shrooms. Article VII- Really Aid: The Kingdom and the New Pacific Order know that in times of need aid may be called upon from the other signatory. While it is not mandatory to aid, it is encouraged and can only prove to further relations between the two alliances. Aid can be held in: Military aid, or Monetary. Article III is voided except on April 1st. Conclusion and Cancellation: This treaty serves to show each signatory shares similar values and strives together to uphold them. This treaty is subject to cancellation if either signatory is not happy with Article II, or if relations over time have fallen apart. Signatories must give 48 hours notice prior to cancellation of this treaty. Signed: New Pacific Order: Emperor Revenge Divine Bovine Overlord New Pacific Order Cows with Guns Moo-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' to $%&@ With Bakunin's Dream Imperial Regent Toker of Shrooms Dilber Imperator Emeritus The Pantless Thunderbolt Standartenführer Triyun, Imperial Officer of Foreign Affairs VektorZero, Imperial Officer of Foreign Affairs Mushroom Kingdom: Archon ~ King Trace ~ Prince AirMe the Ball-Less~ Lord High Envoy SirWilliam ~ Lord High Vanguard Azaghul ~ Lord High Treasurer P.S. That pesky little no first strike restriction is hereby null and void. tl;dr It's an MDP. Edited April 2, 2009 by TrotskysRevenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilber Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 I'm a fan of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shafer Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 nice, that's a treaty with a lot of military might behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o ya baby Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Yay MK is cool. Edited April 2, 2009 by o ya baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 It is an honor and privilege to once again have normalized relations with Pacifica! Oh, and to finally cast aside the last remnants of the last war is pretty sweet too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menwearpink135 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 April Fools? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dan Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Article V- Balls: AirMe shall admit that he lacks the balls to join the New Sith Order, and shall henceforth be known as AirMe the Ball-less I'll believe it when I see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raken Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Let's see where this takes us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Curious, especially given the date Edited April 2, 2009 by Stonewall Jaxon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theArrowheadian Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 ...and any fun to be had is now gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowdog07 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) P.S. That pesky little no first strike restriction is hereby null and void. I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU BACK NUKES!!! I was always in favor of this. Glad to see it finally come through. Edited April 2, 2009 by Crowdog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Archon and Moo must think they're hilarious April Fool's indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJerusalem Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 april fools, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 idk if you can make bakunin do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wad of Lint Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Congratulations MK and NPO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Really really hope this is real, but considering the day, I'll reserve judgement. Edit: Article VII- Really Aid: The Kingdom and the New Pacific Order know that in times of need aid may be called upon from the other signatory. While it is not mandatory to aid, it is encouraged and can only prove to further relations between the two alliances. Aid can be held in: Military aid, or Monetary. Article III is voided except on April 1st. I call shens. It's a PIAT, I believe. Edited April 2, 2009 by Duncan King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 o/ MK o/ Pacifica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ananegg Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 I've been looking forward to this for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakunin's Dream Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Archon, how could you betray me like this? I told you I was sorry for getting into your shrooms again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 AirMe the Ball-less! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malatose Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 An awesome treaty for two awesome people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 idk if you can make bakunin do that Watch and learn. Archon, how could you betray me like this? I told you I was sorry for getting into your shrooms again! The Caliphate demands it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Ironic considering Azaghul's thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Destruction Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 \o/ HAIL! o/ Pacifica o/ Mushroom Kingdom (Didn't think I'd be saying this a year ago ) You guys are a great alliance, and I'm sure that we'll both enjoy this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilber Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Archon, how could you betray me like this? I told you I was sorry for getting into your shrooms again! You feel betrayed! They added stuff about me while I was swimming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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