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Official Announcement from the MHA

Dear "The Order of Grämlins",

Your pathetic betrayal of us has not gone unnoticed. Yet we fear that one may not pick up on that by looking at the war screens. So we're going to help those watchers out by sending a fresh Vogon Destructor Fleet your way.

Real men fight bare fisted, so we declare this war Tank Free.

(In addition, your flag is pretty ugly.)

Signed with love:

DJ Crushtor - Triumvir of Heavy Metal and other dense minerals.

Johnny McSorum - CN Superstar and lover of many women.

Andy - Double Crossing !@#$%^&

CptGodzilla - Mad Dog Commander

FireGuy15207 - Is horrible with forced wittiness

John Mathews - Deputy Mad Dog

Shamshir - Official MHA spy in TOG

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! IMA FIRIN MA LAZORSS!

/me unleashes his nukes

Wait... Who exactly am I nuking? O.o :huh:

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UMLAUTS! NUKE ANYTHING WITH AN UMLAUT! THIS IS THE OFFICIAL POLICY

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UMLAUTS! NUKE ANYTHING WITH AN UMLAUT! THIS IS THE OFFICIAL POLICY

So nuke yourself Härmlin :P

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I am going to grab some popcorn and see what jokes you guys keep coming up with.

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So nuke yourself Härmlin :P

You would like that! But we won't do it, because it is obviously a TOG trick!!!

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Bring it on. MHA sucks.

Damn you and your giant warchest. I would so beat you down otherwise :P

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Unsure if this is serious or not.

A tank free war? Oil deficit? jkjk

If its real, will this spiral out of control? Its its a joke, nice one. ^_^

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Of course its srs! I'll be in 6 wars as of update tonight, and I plan on quad attacking all 6 TOG nations with my massive army of soldiers armed with slingshots and cap guns. They won't know what hit 'em. Beg for mercy, TOG! :mad:

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MAIM KILl burn? am I allowed to say that?

wait, you aren't us. GTFO crush, you can't say that.

Dinner Naked hereby Issues a declaration of support for the order of Gr:a:mlins.

May admin have mercy upon your soulless future corpse.

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I shall not pause to pick the veins of the infidels out of my teeth! Death to TOG! THIS IS MHA!!!!

FEAR THE POWER OF 42!!!

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