Gen Lee Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Ragnarok recently met up with The German Empire and the sparks began to fly. After a few dates we realized that tingly feeling was more than just puppy love. Without further ado, we present this treaty as a representation of our budding relationship: "Hands off our wimmenz" Preamble So this one day some Rokkers where chilling in the produce section at their local grocery store when they spied this German hottie checkin’ them out. The Rokkers did exactly what any Rokker would do and tried to recruit her. Naturally she was taken by a large German man that promptly came over and slapped many a Rokker. After slapping us, he explained she was his girl and he was Sherman, the Vice Chancellor of The German Empire, and he didn’t appreciate us trying to seduce his wimmenz. We, of course, apologized profusely and invited Sherman and some of his TGE buddies for Tea and Crumpets. After we talked things over, we ended up really liking each other… a lot. We liked each other so much, in fact, we decided to sign this treaty right then and there. I. Independence The German Empire and Ragnarok, while sharing many ideals and being good buddies, recognize they are both independent sovereign alliances. Both recognize that any aggressive or defensive actions that are not specified in this treaty are done so independently and do not require action from the other alliance. II. Women and Beer Ragnarok and The German Empire agree that we will not, under any circumstance, steal each others women and beer. Being Norse and German, respectively, we both enjoy both things greatly, but recognize that the stealing of said items results in unfriendliness. If either Ragnarok or The German Empire happens to steal the others beer and/or women, the offending alliance agrees that they are liable to pay for both the stolen goods and any and all damages caused by the seizure. III. Respect By the signing of this treaty, the Norse and the Germans agree to be nice to each other. While both groups are made up of burly men and beautiful women, we will remain respectful towards each other and refrain from excessive bar/tavern fights. IV. Friendliness Both signatories recognize they are friends and are hereby instruct their bars and taverns to treat the foreigners from either alliance as their own. Camaraderie is loved by both, and both alliances agree to address any issues by following the proper diplomatic procedure. In addition, both Ragnarok and The German Empire promise to do their best to refrain from making any issues a public spectacle, no matter how belligerently drunk they may become. V. Tag Team If either signatory happens to come under attack by an outside force, the other recognizes that they are not legally bound to take action. While assistance, either via warriors (military) or alcohol (aid), is preferred, each alliance may decline the others request with or without reason. VI. Snooping Neither alliance likes people poking around in their private business. As such, both alliances agree that they will not send scouts into the others territory. In addition, if either signatory catches wind of other alliances scouting another signatory's turf, they will let the signatory know and help as much as they can to eliminate that pesky scout. VII. Termination While both alliances hope this awesome friendship will never end, we both realize that sometimes bad things happen and good times end. As such, if either signatory desires to cancel this treaty, they must notify the other alliance. If a signatory delivers a notice of cancellation, this treaty will be void exactly forty-eight (48) hours from the moment notice is given. Signed for Ragnarok, Alfred von Tirpitz, Triumvir Gen. Lee, Triumvir rishkonof, Triumvir Tautology, Military Commander Mecha Sheikh, High Chancellor USMC123, Vice Chancellor Wehrmacht, Prime Minister SKSNH, Vice Minister Signed for The German Empire, Emperor Frederick II Valdemar, Imperial Chancellor Rommelgrad, Minister of Foreign Affairs Shermanaslovakia, Imperial Vice Chancellor Kaiser Milch, Minister of Internal Affairs President Chris, Minister of War o/ TGE o/ Rok Thank You, Gen. Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rommelgrad Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 o/ TGE o/ RoK This is a great treaty that I am proud to be a part of signing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 I love this. RoK and TGE are two awesome alliances! o/ Rok o/ TGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongrel Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 I've been anticipating this for some time now, glad to see it's finally been done o/ TGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Good to be announcing this, it has been a great time getting to know The German Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingemO93 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Congrats! Also thats a bad*** flag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vijaya Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 (edited) We have got some great allies here! You guys are and I look forward to great things! o/ Ragnarok! Edited March 31, 2009 by Valdemar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambona Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Congratulations to our friends at ROK. o/ROK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 o/ Nazis! o/ Ragnarok! Wait, what? Just kidding. Gotta TGE and Ragnarok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Flinders Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Huh, go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMilch Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 I'm very happy seeing this treaty signed and think RoK is a great alliance to be allied with. o/ Nazis!o/ Ragnarok! Wait, what? Just kidding. Gotta TGE and Ragnarok. RAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Fiera Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erikz Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 (edited) Great to see TGE getting treaties again RoK looks like a superb ally to me! o/ EDIT: typo's Edited March 31, 2009 by erikz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
der Rote Baron Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 o/ Rok o/ TGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadeev Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 o/ TGE o/ RoK Great friends you Rok guys found there, you just gotta TGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl I Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Is it just me, or is it gettin hawt in here?! Here's to an awesomeness treaty o/ RoK o/ TGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeTheFirst Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Nice one, guys. o/ TGE o/ RoK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 All your wommenz are belong to me Congrats to Rok and TGE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Frederick II Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Cheers to a prosperous future! A pleasure dealing with you all when I could! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaricTheGreat Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Nice. Don't know TGE too well, but if Rok loves 'em, good enough then. I me some Rok! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Congrats to TGE in finding new friends in RoK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobirama Senju Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Yay! this makes me tingle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred Krupp Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 hooray beer, and this treaty o/ Rok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecha Sheikh Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 \o/ yay, I think that's the first treaty with my name on it o7 TGE are good folks, this is a good treaty :3 o7 ROKROKROKROKROK o7 TGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheogorat Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Onwards to a great friendship ! o/ RoK o/ TGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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