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An Exposition from the New Polar Order

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The Treaty of Paris, New York


Peace, Intelligence and Aid Treaty


Over the course of their shared history, the relationship between the New Polar Order and the Mushroom Kingdom has varied from outright loathing, to vague unspoken suspicion, and finally to mutual ambivalence. Through the power of mutual friends, begrudging respect, and some shared hardships, however, relations have finally reached a level whereat both alliances feel comfortable enough to sign the following treaty:

Article I: Nonaggression

Both signatories will hereafter refrain from any form of hostile activity, hereafter defined as military force, internal subversion or espionage of any kind, against the other.

Article II: Conduct

Signatories of this pact pledge to show only respect and good will towards each other. While this will prohibit outright verbal hostility in all its forms, it will not restrict healthy debate or productive disagreement.

Article III: Assistance

If either signatory requests assistance in the form of military assistance, economic aid, or political intervention, it is encouraged for the other signatory to provide what help it can, though both parties accept that this is not an obligation.

Article IV: Intelligence

Should knowledge vital to the security of one signatory come to the attention of the other, they are required to share it.

Article V: Cancellation

Should any of the above Articles be violated, or should some major irreparable disagreement arise, that this pact maybe canceled after 5 days notice.


For the Mushroom Kingdom;

Archon, King

Trace, Prince

AirMe, Lord High Envoy

SirWilliam, Lord High Vanguard

Azaghul, Lord High Treasurer

For the New Polar Order;

AlmightyGrub, Emperor

Zbaldwin, Imperial Regent

Penguin, Imperial Liaison

Dajobo, Minister of Truth

Jphillips, Deputy Minister of Truth

Fallen_Fool, Imperial Advisor

Hail the Mushroom Kingdom! o/

Hail the New Polar Order! o/

Also going to throw in a o/ Archonism smug.gif

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Fallen_Fool directed a better version but it got canned before the debut. Instead, it has ended up here in the blooper reel:

Treaty of Verona

Montashrooms and Capolarets can get along!


Long have the Montashrooms and the Capolarets feuded through the streets over ancient issues of little consequence in the modern day. In the last few months, however, in the face of adversity these two quarrelling factions have come to realize that, despite some fair differences, there is really little to fight about, and even less reason to not come to some sort of agreement. It was this mutual realization that has lead to the following pact:

Article I: The Peace

Both the Montashrooms, and the Capolarets agree that from hereafter the members of their families, and their retainers will do their utmost to keep the peace by refraining from any hostile actions towards each other, whether it be brawling in the streets or planting a spy or encouraging an internal rivalry in the others household.

Article II: Conduct

In an effort to help keep the peace, both the Montashrooms and the Capolarets pledge to show only good will towards each other and to most definitely not bite our collective thumbs at one another. This will not, however, prevent any form of productive disagreement.

Article III: Feud Renewed

It is the hope of both the Montashrooms and the Capolarets that this pact may last forever, or until the bond it represents grows to the point where an upgrade is merited. Given the uncertainties of the future, however, it is recognized that should any of the above Articles be violated, or should some major irreparable disagreement arise, that this pact maybe canceled after 5 days notice.


For the Montashrooms

For the Capolarets

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