The Big Bad Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 This was almost funny when it was done the first 50 times. Now not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaGneT Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 (edited) Umm, err, I seem to have left out my reply in the previous post. Sorry about that. Your nuclear attack against Sportsland was a success. Sportsland lost 139 defending soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 71.379 miles of land, 54.18 technology, 162.54 infrastructure, and 75% of their aircraft and nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses Sportsland will experience many days of economic devastation in their nation. There you go! EDIT: Am I agreeing with TBB? Whoa. Edited March 25, 2009 by MaGneT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 I don't know why people are making a big deal out of this. If they want to have some fun, let them have some fun. If they really cared about politics or discourse or any other serious parts of Planet Bob, there would have been no war in the first place. OOC: People forget that this is inherently a game. Lighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh the Monk Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 so your demanding that FACE, decomp all but 100 soldiers, putting them in anarchy, and letting you farm tech...? lol yes.and your also demanding one of the most powerful alliances in the game, decomp all nukes? lol again yes againthis is like jarheads trying to make NPO fall, just simply, hilarious... yes it is, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 (edited) This thread delivered more powerfully than 1.21 giggawatts! Edited March 25, 2009 by Drai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintenderek Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 There are 4 types of people in the world:1. People who make things happen: Freak Safari 2. People who watch things happen: All of CN 3. People who things happen to: FACE 4. People who wonder what happened: Anyone still wondering why Freak Safari attacked FACE. We have been more than happy, here at Freak Safari, to make things happen on CN, because it's been a long, long, long time since anything interesting has happened here. However, we find that the ongoing war is starting to wear on our nerves. Therefore, knowing exactly how things have gone for the participants in this war, and with full understanding of the likely future course, Freak Safari offers the following as fair and just terms of surrender: 1. Effective immediately, The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will cease all attacks against Freak Safari and offer peace to any Freak Safari member with whom they are at war; 2. Each individual member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance currently at war with a member of Freak Safari will post in this thread, requesting that Freak Safari grant peace; 3. No member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, or IFOK!-Alliance will declare further war on any member of Freak Safari; 4. Every member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will immediately decommission all nuclear weapons, destroy all tanks, aircraft, and naval vessels, dismiss all but the minimum soldiers necessary to avoid anarchy, and destroy all military wonders and improvements; 5. Each alliance named above (i.e., The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance) will start a thread in this forum for each member of its own alliance to post, pledging an oath of undying gratitude for Freak Safari's magnanimous surrender terms (PLEASE NOTE: EACH POST MUST CONTAIN A QUOTE FROM ONE OF THE THREE BACK TO THE FUTURE MOVIES THAT IS RELEVANT TO THE POST. AS AN ACCOMMODATION, ANY OF THE THREE MOVIES WILL BE ACCEPTED, BUT THE CARTOON AND VIDEO GAME ARE UNACCEPTABLE.); 6. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange will immediately order all members to cease all attacks on any member of Freak Safari, and order all members to immediately dismiss or destroy all military other than 100 soldiers each; 7. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange will stand by idly while Freak Safari attacks for 7 days, maintaining 100 soldiers at all times, in order to allow Freak Safari to farm further tech; 8. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange, The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will each pay to Freak Safari $100 million and 2,000 tech as quickly as allowed by aid system limits. In return for immediate compliance with our all-too-fair surrender terms, this war will end. Thank you. It's too bad your probably going to get ZIed for this. I found it funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randleman Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Why even bother with this joke A little breath of fresh air never hurt anybody. The stuffiness as of late is most irritating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJPenguin Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 DJPenguin, ruler of Penguinistan, laughed out loud harder than he has in a long time here. Thanks guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeydee Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 (edited) so you attack FACE with no formal DOW because you were all "going out with a bang". you don't understand why the alliances protecting FACE beat the stuffing out of you. you don't understand why we're nuking you after you nuked FACE. You don't understand why we've used sanctions against nuclear rogues. And to TOP it all off you offer FACE surrender terms and don't understand why you're being mocked. *repeated headdesks* OOC: i was laughing so hard my internet disconnected on me while posting this. :lol: Edited March 25, 2009 by Monkeydee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovel Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Enjoy your destruction FS, you are very lucky that FACE and it's allies are against P-ZI. It's because of people like you that alliances have come to the idea to use P-ZI in this game and sometimes I wonder if it makes sense to let people like you go away just with a ZI. Yes, because obviously having fun in a game deserves them to be PZI'd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barix9 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 *turns on the laugh track and walks away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 I think this is going to get you far in the world, FS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazymatty Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 *turns on the laugh track and walks away* *Stomps on Barix9's laugh track* I see you must be either a number 2 or number 4. Thanks for proving our point. *Laughs as Barix9 snuggles with his pixels.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaGneT Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 It's too bad your probably going to get ZIed for this. I found it funny. Not sure about anyone else fighting them but I personally (and I mean just my nation) will not declare on someone that has already hit ZI. 2 nations attacked a DT protectorate, I'm attacking both, and I have no intention of renewing those warslots. FS is defeated, there's no use in going any further. NOTE: This is MY view, not my alliance's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vijaya Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Right. Freak Safari, you are indeed wise and generous. The German Empire will get right on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veneke Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 *Veneke chuckles About time someone made a joke around here... all we get is Vox making jokes these days, and don't get me wrong, they can be very funny when they want to be, but variety is always nice. o/ FS for bringing some humour to what can really be a very dull world at times. Happy hunting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 I must admit I admire your defiance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJerusalem Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 The last alliance to give decent and legitiment surrender terms in what was at one point a 1v1 war was Genmay. And those were rejected (because BotS were and will continue to be the worst alliance in the history of CN and in the future days to come.) with Genmay and friends getting continually stabbed in the back. Sorry dear friend... But STA have given some good terms as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supa_Troop3r Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Freak Safari. I liked you when we were at peace. I seem to find you hilarious now were at war. I don't think I can accept these terms, sorry. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Uhhhh, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buds The Man Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 I don't know why people are making a big deal out of this. If they want to have some fun, let them have some fun. If they really cared about politics or discourse or any other serious parts of Planet Bob, there would have been no war in the first place.OOC: People forget that this is inherently a game. Lighten up. ^^^^ this FS you guys got balls have fun with it. To the others infra can be bought but casualties are forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ty345 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 I think this falls under the category of "WTF just happened?" Enjoy your ZI's though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meyer Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 errr what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrik Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Freak Safari, you are too kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medraut Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 The Lone Star Republic will fight to the last man, bullet and cow, even with the overwhelming odds against us, we will never surrender to the Mexican horde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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