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There are 4 types of people in the world:

1. People who make things happen: Freak Safari

2. People who watch things happen: All of CN

3. People who things happen to: FACE

4. People who wonder what happened: Anyone still wondering why Freak Safari attacked FACE.

We have been more than happy, here at Freak Safari, to make things happen on CN, because it's been a long, long, long time since anything interesting has happened here. However, we find that the ongoing war is starting to wear on our nerves. Therefore, knowing exactly how things have gone for the participants in this war, and with full understanding of the likely future course, Freak Safari offers the following as fair and just terms of surrender:

1. Effective immediately, The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will cease all attacks against Freak Safari and offer peace to any Freak Safari member with whom they are at war;

2. Each individual member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance currently at war with a member of Freak Safari will post in this thread, requesting that Freak Safari grant peace;

3. No member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, or IFOK!-Alliance will declare further war on any member of Freak Safari;

4. Every member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will immediately decommission all nuclear weapons, destroy all tanks, aircraft, and naval vessels, dismiss all but the minimum soldiers necessary to avoid anarchy, and destroy all military wonders and improvements;

5. Each alliance named above (i.e., The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance) will start a thread in this forum for each member of its own alliance to post, pledging an oath of undying gratitude for Freak Safari's magnanimous surrender terms (PLEASE NOTE: EACH POST MUST CONTAIN A QUOTE FROM ONE OF THE THREE BACK TO THE FUTURE MOVIES THAT IS RELEVANT TO THE POST. AS AN ACCOMMODATION, ANY OF THE THREE MOVIES WILL BE ACCEPTED, BUT THE CARTOON AND VIDEO GAME ARE UNACCEPTABLE.);

6. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange will immediately order all members to cease all attacks on any member of Freak Safari, and order all members to immediately dismiss or destroy all military other than 100 soldiers each;

7. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange will stand by idly while Freak Safari attacks for 7 days, maintaining 100 soldiers at all times, in order to allow Freak Safari to farm further tech;

8. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange, The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will each pay to Freak Safari $100 million and 2,000 tech as quickly as allowed by aid system limits.

In return for immediate compliance with our all-too-fair surrender terms, this war will end. Thank you.

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Why even bother with this joke

Why does everyone keep calling this a joke? This is not meant for anyone's amusement. We have offered our terms. If you have nothing constructive to say about them, please keep your comments to yourself.

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How about you hold this post up to a mirror and reverse anything you have written? Sorry FS but you guys bit off a little more than you can chew. I don't see you getting peace anytime soon. As for these terms.......You guys have very active imaginations.

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How about you hold this post up to a mirror and reverse anything you have written? Sorry FS but you guys bit off a little more than you can chew. I don't see you getting peace anytime soon. As for these terms.......You guys have very active imaginations.

All of this posturing. You all know what's coming if you don't accept our terms. If you choose that course, it is on your head. So be it.

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4. Every member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will immediately decommission all nuclear weapons

This made me laugh.

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Ghostlin hands Freak Safari a shovel.

Keep digging, you might fall off the other side of Bob soon. Either engage in politics or don't, but trying to be cute is not the way to do this.

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Enjoy your destruction FS, you are very lucky that FACE and it's allies are against P-ZI.

It's because of people like you that alliances have come to the idea to use P-ZI in this game and sometimes I wonder if it makes sense to let people like you go away just with a ZI.

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Enjoy your destruction FS, you are very lucky that FACE and it's allies are against P-ZI.

It's because of people like you that alliances have come to the idea to use P-ZI in this game and sometimes I wonder if it makes sense to let people like you go away just with a ZI.

:rolleyes:

if they cared about PZI they wouldn't have started this war, so it seems to me anyway.

@FS- i've always been a quiet admirer of yours, you have style/ or HAD style :mellow:

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The last alliance to give decent and legitiment surrender terms in what was at one point a 1v1 war was Genmay. And those were rejected (because BotS were and will continue to be the worst alliance in the history of CN and in the future days to come.) with Genmay and friends getting continually stabbed in the back.

These terms are no where near as generous, no where near as likely to be accepted, and if all else fails unless I missed something very large this is a joke thread, which are the kind that I don't care for.

I'm all for a curbstomping where the person getting stomped manages to win, but seriously, does this have to be such a stupid topic and premise? :psy:

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