Smiley Town Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 (edited) There are 4 types of people in the world: 1. People who make things happen: Freak Safari 2. People who watch things happen: All of CN 3. People who things happen to: FACE 4. People who wonder what happened: Anyone still wondering why Freak Safari attacked FACE. We have been more than happy, here at Freak Safari, to make things happen on CN, because it's been a long, long, long time since anything interesting has happened here. However, we find that the ongoing war is starting to wear on our nerves. Therefore, knowing exactly how things have gone for the participants in this war, and with full understanding of the likely future course, Freak Safari offers the following as fair and just terms of surrender: 1. Effective immediately, The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will cease all attacks against Freak Safari and offer peace to any Freak Safari member with whom they are at war; 2. Each individual member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance currently at war with a member of Freak Safari will post in this thread, requesting that Freak Safari grant peace; 3. No member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, or IFOK!-Alliance will declare further war on any member of Freak Safari; 4. Every member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will immediately decommission all nuclear weapons, destroy all tanks, aircraft, and naval vessels, dismiss all but the minimum soldiers necessary to avoid anarchy, and destroy all military wonders and improvements; 5. Each alliance named above (i.e., The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance) will start a thread in this forum for each member of its own alliance to post, pledging an oath of undying gratitude for Freak Safari's magnanimous surrender terms (PLEASE NOTE: EACH POST MUST CONTAIN A QUOTE FROM ONE OF THE THREE BACK TO THE FUTURE MOVIES THAT IS RELEVANT TO THE POST. AS AN ACCOMMODATION, ANY OF THE THREE MOVIES WILL BE ACCEPTED, BUT THE CARTOON AND VIDEO GAME ARE UNACCEPTABLE.); 6. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange will immediately order all members to cease all attacks on any member of Freak Safari, and order all members to immediately dismiss or destroy all military other than 100 soldiers each; 7. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange will stand by idly while Freak Safari attacks for 7 days, maintaining 100 soldiers at all times, in order to allow Freak Safari to farm further tech; 8. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange, The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will each pay to Freak Safari $100 million and 2,000 tech as quickly as allowed by aid system limits. In return for immediate compliance with our all-too-fair surrender terms, this war will end. Thank you. Edited March 25, 2009 by Smiley Town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Unexpected turn of events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 (edited) Shocking - TOP you better take those terms - they're quite honorable Edited March 25, 2009 by HeraclesTheGreat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 lol Freaks indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hertugen Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Interesting to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telchar Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 I'm not amused. Enjoy the fireworks. )): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpreb Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 The war really needed a joke topic. Good luck with your diplomatic efforts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROMMELHSQ Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 I think asking TOP to decom their nukes is too much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boscher Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Why even bother with this joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Town Posted March 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Why even bother with this joke Why does everyone keep calling this a joke? This is not meant for anyone's amusement. We have offered our terms. If you have nothing constructive to say about them, please keep your comments to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hormones74 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 How about you hold this post up to a mirror and reverse anything you have written? Sorry FS but you guys bit off a little more than you can chew. I don't see you getting peace anytime soon. As for these terms.......You guys have very active imaginations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Town Posted March 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 How about you hold this post up to a mirror and reverse anything you have written? Sorry FS but you guys bit off a little more than you can chew. I don't see you getting peace anytime soon. As for these terms.......You guys have very active imaginations. All of this posturing. You all know what's coming if you don't accept our terms. If you choose that course, it is on your head. So be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Genesis Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 4. Every member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will immediately decommission all nuclear weapons This made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostlin Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 (edited) Ghostlin hands Freak Safari a shovel. Keep digging, you might fall off the other side of Bob soon. Either engage in politics or don't, but trying to be cute is not the way to do this. Edited March 25, 2009 by Ghostlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kencojenko Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 you first. kthxbai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodrow Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Ya know...I wouldnt do it, but just for the hell of it.. Someone should accept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyNail Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 It's nice to know that even facing total oblivion, some people can keep their sense of humor. also, for meme's sake BRILLIANT POLITICAL MOVE, This will end well, etc... smoke em if you got em boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatownbus Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 hahahahaha classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Wallace Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Made me laugh. The Alamo, Bastogne, Khe Sanh, and now this. FS - You definitely have them right where you want them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loodoyaye II Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Enjoy your destruction FS, you are very lucky that FACE and it's allies are against P-ZI. It's because of people like you that alliances have come to the idea to use P-ZI in this game and sometimes I wonder if it makes sense to let people like you go away just with a ZI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James IV Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 *Goes to decommission his Manhattan Project.... Oh Wai... Aren't we cute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shigh707 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 AH alas Farewell Freak Safari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nadabethyname Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 (edited) Enjoy your destruction FS, you are very lucky that FACE and it's allies are against P-ZI. It's because of people like you that alliances have come to the idea to use P-ZI in this game and sometimes I wonder if it makes sense to let people like you go away just with a ZI. if they cared about PZI they wouldn't have started this war, so it seems to me anyway. @FS- i've always been a quiet admirer of yours, you have style/ or HAD style Edited March 25, 2009 by nadabethyname Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayOvfEnnay Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 The last alliance to give decent and legitiment surrender terms in what was at one point a 1v1 war was Genmay. And those were rejected (because BotS were and will continue to be the worst alliance in the history of CN and in the future days to come.) with Genmay and friends getting continually stabbed in the back. These terms are no where near as generous, no where near as likely to be accepted, and if all else fails unless I missed something very large this is a joke thread, which are the kind that I don't care for. I'm all for a curbstomping where the person getting stomped manages to win, but seriously, does this have to be such a stupid topic and premise? :psy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Longhorn Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Going out with a bang i see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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