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OOC:

*sounds of shotgun blasts thorughout the air, sending birds flying everywhere*

Well, that solves the problem... :awesome:

OOC: Okay, what about the mob of insane thieves that are on a rampage of stealing large things in GLS (such as bridges, railroads, highways, etc)?

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Somewhere in GLS, 7:00 PM:

5 cars and 6 large trucks drove up to a McDonald building that is under repairs and parked silently. 32 people stepped out of their cars and trucks, including the leader...

"Alright men, you know what we are suppose to do. We are going to take apart and steal this entire building overnight..." said the leader. The group imminently got to work...

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The next day, 7:35 AM:

*Phone rings and the chief police officer picks up the phone*

Chief police officer: "Chief police officer Ryan Lew."

Phone: There was a robbery on Sharf road at McDonald, 5 blocks south from the police station that you are in.

Chief police officer: Contact the police operators.

Phone: No, it is no ordinary robbery, the whole freaking building was stolen.

Chief police officer: Oh no...

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GLS National News:

8:00 AM:

Just recently, at the town of Meshif, a McDonald building on Sharf road was stolen. GLS Federal Police Agency discovered which criminals are behind all of the bizarre robbery cases, a group of professional thieves called the Lighting. Local police are unsure how the entire building was stolen overnight, but what angered many of the local residents that the McDonald building was located 5 blocks south of the police station.

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Promised Land offers to help in any way it can to resolve this case.

OOC: Basically, it's an offering to send someone to help train your police, as we view them as incompetent--but we are too polite to actually say it.

OOC: I find that a bit offending, but lets see if your trainers can help the GLS police forces catch the Lighting gang. :P

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IC:

The GLS Federal Police Agency were finally getting clues. The local police have already interrogated most of the people who the Lighting gang sold scraps of the stolen objects from. However, they had no idea where the Lighting gang was going to strike next, nor can they release the info since they knew it would cause the Lighting gang to be more careful.

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At Golden Beach in GLS, 7:19 PM:

GLS President Jake's son, Shan, was at the beach with his girlfriend Grace Wan. While Shan was chasing Grace for his towel, he heard some rumbling noise, and asked, "Do you hear that Grace?". "Yeah, it sounds like a lot trucks are coming toward here." replied Grace. Shan then ran toward the parking lot, hid behind a bush, and realized Grace was right after all. "Lets hide in the bushes, I think the Lighting gang is here..." said Shaw nervously. They both ran into the part of the beach were it was covered with bushes and large rocks. "How about we record what they are doing, and shortly before they are finished, we call the police" suggested Grace. "Good idea" responded Shan. They pulled out their cell phones from their bicycles that they hid in the bushes, and they set their cell phones into recording mode.

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At Golden Beach in GLS, 7:20 PM:

30 massive cargo trucks and 10 large construction vesicle diggers parked on the beach. The leader of the group stepped out of one of the trucks, and in front of the group. The group leader announced, "We are going to steal half of kilometer of this beach. We need to finish the job within 3:30 AM. Lets get going." However, they did not realize there were witnesses, armed with cell phones.

OOC: The action will begin, when I have time to post it.

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8:40 PM:

While Grace and Shaw was recording what was going on, another car pulled into the parking lot. A drunken man stepped out of the car and lumbered toward the Lighting Thieves gang's digging site.

"Hey, get away from here you snob." shouted a gangster. "No you!" responded the drunken man while punching the gangster in her nose. "What the heck is going on?" asked the leader of the Lighting Thieves gang. "Some drunken idiot lumbered into our digging site and picked fights with us." responded one of the member. Suddenly, a blood curling scream was heard. Yep, one of the members' arms was completely snapped in half by the drunken person. As the drunken person continued his random drunken beating rampage, he was shouting, "You know you all owe me money! Now pay em up!"

One of the members pulled out an assault rifle, and was instantly slammed by another member who was thrown four meters into the air by the drunken person. The drunk then picked up the assault rifle and started firing randomly. The leader of the Lighting Thieves gang wasn't impressed at all, and he pulled out a radio and shouted, "Take that drunken idiot out before he causes more damages!"

The drunk wasn't finished, he threw a beer bottle at a cargo truck, onto the fuel tank. He then accidentally fired at the cargo truck hit by the beer bottle while beating another Lighting Thieves gang member with the assault rifle. The cargo truck exploded into a ball of flame while spraying hot sand all over the place.

"You idiots! Where are the gun fires that I am expecting!?" screamed the leader as he yelled in the radio again. Machine gun fires erupted, but the drunken person was smart enough to use the dead bodies of the Lighting Thieves gang as shields.

"Is he dead yet?" asked a gang member while walking up to the pile of dead bodies when the gun fires stopped. "Bbbbbbooooooooooooooo!" shouted the drunken person as he jumped out of the piles, onto the gang member, and grabbed a heavy machine gun from the gang member's hands.

"Use the grenade launchers you numb skulls!" screamed the leader as the drunk continued his random drunken beating/killing rampage. Grenades flew everywhere, aiming for the drunken person. However, the drunken person dove for the sand and blended in with the dead bodies. Grenade explosions erupted everywhere, and some of the sand holding cargo trucks exploded into flames.

"You idiots..." groaned the leader as he face palmed...

OOC: The members of the Lighting Thieves gang maybe professionals at stealing things, but not when it comes to fighting. :awesome:

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8:59 PM:

"Where the (insert cuss word) are the reinforcements! 29 out of 50 of my men were killed by a single drunken idiot, a (insert cuss word) drunken idiot!!!" screamed the leader as he yelled in his radio. Things weren't getting any better for the gang, and to make the matter worse, the drunken person has a rocket launcher.

Drunken insane person + rocket launcher + rocket ammo + explosive environment (the cargo trucks) + thieves crappy at fighting = epic chaos

"They are coming here. Wait, oh dear, they have to take a large detour which will take them about 30 minutes to arrive because the bridge is out, and you know who took the bridge out..." replied the radio. "Oh shut up! Hurry up! The bloody fool has a rocket launcher now!" screamed back the leader.

The thieves were running like hell now, since the trucks are being blown up around them thanks to the rockets fired by the drunken person. "Run away! Run away!" screamed one of the member of the remaining gang as all of them escape into the woods, leaving the leader behind. A rocket smashed close to the leader, sending him flying 50 cm off the ground and his radio was destroyed. "(insert cuss word) idiots!" mumbled the leader as he pulled out his sub machine gun. The drunken idiot lumbered toward the leader, trying to reload. "Perfect" hissed the leader as he pulled the trigger.

Nothing happened, the gun was jammed. "WTF!? Crapping out when I needed you the most!?" screamed the leader as he begin to run for it. "Hehe" giggled the drunken person as he fired a rocket at the fleeing Lighting Thieves gang leader.

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OOC: oh my... *struggles and fails to hold in the laughter.* Is that guy really drunk, or is it an act? Or is he a not-so-random drunk?

OOC: Yes, that guy really is drunk, and mistaken the Lighting Thieves gang for another gang that owed him money. :awesome:

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9:19 PM:

Good news for the Lighting Thieves gang leader, the rocket missed. The bad news? The drunken person was gaining onto the leader, and the leader was screwed for sure. "Die, you fool..." mumbled the gang leader as he pulled out his pistol, and was tripped over by a sleeping turtle. The drunken person imminently jumped onto the leader and started beating the crap out of him. In the background, police, ambulance, and firefighter vehicles' sirens can be heard. No pun indeed that someone called the police after noticing loud explosion noises and huge flames burning on the beach.

Meanwhile, the reinforcements arrived earlier than expected, but they were too late and the police was arriving.

Its a show down time...

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OOC: Because Marquis Chris 1 just recently RPed his military forces invading GLS, consider this RP about a week before the invasion.

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IC: As the usual, the Lighting Thieves gang were horrible at fighting and that wasn't made up with outnumbering the police officers from 1 to 2, and they didn't realize how good the GLS police officers in fighting. Gunshots were exchanged from both sides, but only one officer was killed and three officers were injured. But that is small compared to the Lighting Thieves gang, 12 of their members were killed and 21 members were injured.

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The leader of the gang finally shoved the drunken person off of him and ran for it. The drunken person decided to attack the gang's reinforcements. So...

The drunken person picked up one of the dead gang members' 12 gauge auto shotgun that was lying on the sand, and begun his second random drunken killing rampage...

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"Stop standing in the open you numb skulls and get behind those sand dunes!" screamed an gang officer. The gang retreated back from the open field of sand and behind the sand dunes, but they didn't notice the drunken person was behind them.

Multiple loud roars of an auto shotgun firing was heard by the gang officer, followed by blood curling screams. The officer turned around and noticed a drunken person reloading his shotgun. "Unit one, take out that drunken idiot!" screamed the officer.

OOC: Expect moar "WTF-LOL" later... :awesome:

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Here was the problem, well, multiple problems for the Lighting Thieves gang.

1. They are surrounded by the police and the drunken person.

2. The police is calling for backups.

3. The drunken person is wreaking chaos in the unit...

"Mommy!" screamed a Lighting Thieves gang member as he gets picked up and swung around, and then thrown into a group of other members by the drunken person. "Shoot at that drunken idiot! Use anything that will take him down" yelled the commander of gang unit.

So, the Lighting Thieves gang members did use whatever they can to bring down the drunken person, including rocket and grenade launchers...

Rocket/grenade launchers + idiots who suck at fighting and using guns = epic ouch

Rockets and grenades went flying everywhere, but they all missed and some of the rockets and grenades ended up exploding on the gang members. The drunken person grabbed the sleeping turtle (the same one that tripped the gang leader) and chucked it at a gang member, knocking the member out. The drunken person ran behind the bushes and rocks, the same place where Grace and Shan was hiding in. "WTF?" exclaimed Shan as the drunken person grabbed a Shan's bicycle and smashed it into another gang member in the face. "You pathetic idiots! Kill that punk!" screamed the gang commander. Six gang members ran up to the drunken person who was armed with Shan's bicycle.

The first gang member was smacked in the face by the bicycle seat and was thrown back into the 5 other members from the impact. The second one didn't fare much better, he was smashed in the nose by the metal part of the bicycle, receiving a broken/bloody nose . The third one charged toward the drunken person, and was smacked in the face by the bicycle tires and got a large tire mark on his face. The fourth gang member was smacked two meters off the ground and into a prickly rose bush when the drunken man swung the bicycle like a baseball bat. While smacking the fourth gang member, the drunken person shouted, ""Home run!".

"I hope you aren't planning to have kids!" yelled the drunken person as he shoved the bicycle's handles into the 5th gang member's private part. The 6th one ran away, screaming "Police! Save us!" The 1st gang member got up, and was instantly ran over when the drunken person decided to ride on the bicycle. The 4th gang member also got up, but was knocked back into the prickly rose bush and was flattened when the drunken person lost balance on the bicycle and tipped over.

"OMFG, why did the leader decided to recruit these idiots who can't even take down a drunken idiot?..." groaned the gang commander as he facepalmed.

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