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Jakarta, Republic of Tanis

In the dimly lit press conference room, a few local reporters buzzed about. A new start-up company was issuing a press conference. What was even greater news, there was rumors the new company had higher back from 'certain individuals' from various countries, which explained the increasing mass of foreign reporters in Jakarta recently... not to mention the unrest unfolding in Asia once again.

With camera being tested flashed, a man of short stature came out and address the crowd.

"You have five minutes before the conference begins."

The rooms liteally a lit in last minute pencil writing and testing TV cameras. Meanwhile in a somewhat large office, sat a man, with thick glasses and a scruffy beard.

"No, no! I don't need to say this, this is utterly pointless. Mrs. Priaki! I need some makeup!"

Mrs. Priaki ran to the man, nearly tripping, "Calm down Mr. Yamora, don't get so rattled up, it's just a press conference." She quickly dabbled some makeup on... haphazardly.

"JUST A PRESS CONFERENCE!?!?! This is like, the biggest event, our first impression... don't you understand? The company could just die right in front the cameras, and we'll all be looking for another job here within a week."

"Geez, don't be pessimistic about it..."

"I'm sorry, just have a lot to carry right now," Mr. Yamora sighed, "Well, it's showtime."

"You'll do great!" Mrs. Priaki exclaimed as Mr. Yamora left the room.

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*Press Conference*

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Good day ladies and gentlement of the press. Today, I, Mr. Tako Yamora and a few others have founded an advanced research and development manufacturing company.

As you see by my side, it will be officially named Shenanigans Manufacturing LLC.. We won't reveal our current research yet, but I assure you all that Shenanigans Manufacturing will highly live up to it's name.

Lastly, we have not gone public as a company, so all those inquiring about joining us as 'private stakeholders', etc. See me at the conference.

I will now take questions, thank you.

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"Can we buy you for one... trilllllliioooonnn dolllaarrrzzz...?"

I would inquire is that an investment or are you selling drugs to come up with that money? Can we talk about the specifics later?

Will you be investing in The New Cymru Military's latest research path, which involves strapping explosives to kangaroos and training them to hop into enemy camps before detonating?

Actually, in our business development plan, we've been mentioned about New Cymru's 'unique' research project. Shenanigans would be delighted to partner up to see the viability of this option.

However, we currently don't have proper animal handlers... so they could blow up our lab facility.

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What is it like having Ryan Reynolds as one of your employees?

Ah, Ryan Reynolds... you know, that names doesn't ring a bell... oh wait, one second here. Oh yes, we did have a Ryan Reynolds once, very early on in our initial planning stages... however, he found college too alluring and left the company. I think he's trying to be a movie actor or something like that. But who knows! *mutters... too much bong time when he was around...*

"I'm quite curious on how your proposed Lol Bombs and Shen Missiles work! Can you explain them in more detail?!" One Dragonisian reporter would ask!

LOL Bombs and Shen missiles... you know, Shenanigans Manufacturing has never ever, ever, disclosed our knowledge of them in existence, just like how ninjas can float above just about everything... we simply cannot tell you. At maybe a later date, we may demonstrate one for the international community.

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One gentleman comes to the front.

"What about 100 tons of opium for a 50% share?"

"Drugs... come on! Who do think we are... a bunch of lazy heroin smoking fiends? I had my grandmother ask better offers than you. And 50% of asking a lot there Mister.

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"Drugs... come on! Who do think we are... a bunch of lazy heroin smoking fiends? I had my grandmother ask better offers than you. And 50% of asking a lot there Mister.

He then snaps his fingers, upon which the roof collapses as a huge load is dropped by a helicopter.

"10 tons of gold."

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He then snaps his fingers, upon which the roof collapses as a huge load is dropped by a helicopter.

"10 tons of gold."

Mr. Yamora gasps in horror... first at the gold... then the roof, watching the hovering helicopter.

"MY ROOF! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE... YOU SICK... SICK !@#$%^&!"

Shoving his hands to his face... he whimpers a bit...

"OH LORD... WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TODAY!?!?!"

After a few minutes, he tried to regain composer.

"This gold... what the hell... we'll take the some of it to repair the roof... next time, just roll it in. I think your investment tatics... are crude."

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Mr. Yamora gasps in horror... first at the gold... then the roof, watching the hovering helicopter.

"MY ROOF! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE... YOU SICK... SICK !@#$%^&!"

Shoving his hands to his face... he whimpers a bit...

"OH LORD... WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TODAY!?!?!"

After a few minutes, he tried to regain composer.

"This gold... what the hell... we'll take the some of it to repair the roof... next time, just roll it in. I think your investment tatics... are crude."

"I'll get the roof fixed for free. So, 100 tons of opium and 10 tons of gold. Anything more?"

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I shall invest .... One Billion dollars, and start to produce the LOLlerskates.

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Excellent, we'll start our development and production on such a great idea immediately!

Test show the Rofl Copter is capable of fireing LOL missles, WTF bombs, and :) shells.

That's OMG missiles to you, sir. Leave it up to the experts, such as ourselves to correctly design the ROFLcopter, you would have killed everyone.

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"I'll get the roof fixed for free. So, 100 tons of opium and 10 tons of gold. Anything more?"

Okay... okay..., he pulls his arm to comtemplate, "sure, we have a deal... darn you employees, they needed the opium to focus on their work."

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