Tromp Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) A joint Poison Clan - FOK announcement It took us some time before we really got to know each other, but as our bonds tightenend and friendship emerged, the shouts for a treaty became louder and eventually irresistible. I'm therefore proud to announce the following treaty between PC and FOK. Preamble: After long walks in the park, slapping of trouts and the growing friendship between FOK and Poison Clan, we had both agreed to sign this Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression pact to seal our friendship. Article I. Non-Aggression Poison Clan and FOK agree not to attack one another at anytime. Espionage both in-game mechanics and out of game means are both prohibited by this document. However, at times mistakes may happen. For such occurrences, it should be dealt with in private channels between the two friends and a system of reparations on a case by case basis shall be agreed to by both buddies. Article II. Intelligence Poison Clan and FOK are required to share any and all intelligence gathered that could be a potential security risk for either signatory as soon as possible without hesitation. Article III. Mutual Respect The signatories shall pledge to keep lines of communication open between each other and refrain from smack talk or harassing the other signatory. Article IV. Mutual Defense A. Should one signatory call the other about an attack on them then the other is required to defend the attacked with any and all means at their disposal. That's how friends roll. B.The above clause does not apply if either of the two friends is attacked because of a war launched offensively by that signatory. Assistance in such a scenario would be entirely at the discretion of the other signatory and not to be expected. Article V. Optional Aggression The two friends may participate in offensive wars together should one of them ask for help. Uninvited assistance or "bandwagoning" is prohibited. Article VI. Regarding Lesser Treaties This treaty overrides all lesser treaties (meaning those that do not mandate defense) of both parties in the event of a conflict. Article VII. Cancellation If either of the two friends would want to break the friendship, then 72 hours notice must be given to the other signatory before the withdrawal takes effect. Signed for Poison Clan, Chinatownbus - The Toad TwistedRebelDB47 - Master Killer Pooksland - The Centipede Syrik - The Snake Revelation - The Snail Boogeyman657 - The Trout Don Fernando - The Komodo Dragon Liquid Fire - Master of the Domain Plysprtz - Hybrid Venom Pensfan, Minister of Alliance Hopping & Nook Roguery Chicken Dippah, Minister Of Love and Cuddles Uzigrl, Mistress of Extra Nipples and Engorged *edit for content* Citizenkane, Minister of internal chicken dippers Leatherneck, Minister of Fussy Faceless Fearful Fighting Flying Fish (MoFFFFFF) Shiftee Foxxe, Minister of Social Existential Systems (MoSES) Korndmc, Minister of Agriculture jgator, Minister of Poison Cookies AcDc3, Optimus Prime Minister TheRulerHimself, Minister of Yo Mamma Banslam, Minister of Evil Chocolate Muffins Marcus Obafemi, Minister of Extraterrestrial Technology Integration Chairman Cao, Minister of Complacent Rationalization of Assumed Prerogative (CRAP) Thewho, Minister of Naked Barbie Dolls (including a few Kens) Jayson Almighty, Minister of Boobage and all things Boob related Chris of Khi, Minister of Intelligence Leaking Foreigners (MILF) Cowen70, Minister of Bangladeshi e-commerce trade solutions and facilitation of the application of targeted funding and appropriate resource allocation within the financial sector of the Peruvian community in the northeast Velocity111, Minister of Ministering Coffee Shock, Minister of Alcoholic Drinks (MAD) Saitan, Minister of War Unseen "If you don't get caught, you won't get caught" GreatKhanofLight, Minister of kute kuddley kittens Energizer, Minister of Bartending yogiebere, Minister of Music tseitz, Minister of the Social Economic Xperience Sanguine Demon, Minister of Inactivity Knight2216, Minister of ensuring that a chick is really a chick, not a chick with a banana and apples. (Mushi might like this one?) Mushi, Minister of stupid questions and worthless answers Trigger, Minister of Various Associated Geriatric Invalids Needing Alcohol Alex the Great, Minister of Felching and Faunoiphilia Victor Hoffman, Prime Rib Roast Minister Timmie the great, Minister of kicking your arse Tashees2, Minister of n3wbs b3x, Brewmaster and Lord God King of the Keg Caseus, Minister of Cannabis Engineering The King of Town, Minister of Death to the Infidels!! JoseyWales, Minister of Laughs and Giggles. Breadfan, Third Interim Associate Head Deputy General Viceroy Secretary's Dog's Brother's Uncle's Best Friend's Second Assistant Vice Ruling Executive Minister of Government Streamlining and Efficiency Wak728, Minister of Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka Venhith, Minister of Cinamon Aina, Mistress of Sims Stocker, Minister of warehousing and stocking Olaf, Minister of Topia Gina, adMinister of Ministering D3V1L5ADV0CAT3, Minister of coal, GOLD and darkness King Aragorn, Minister of Young Ceasar adzzz, Minister of nuclear sunrise and moolah Topia SR, Minister of being grounded for playing CN lol ka2552001, Minister of global oil prices and $1.88/gal in Champaign tallfreek, Minister of giants dieselshak, Minister of SPARTANS AND GLADIATORS cgn494, The new guy Johnnyvegas15, Minister of Jarheads Southern Comfort, Minister of annoying ideas that cannot be turned off without a swift kick/ban Craig Mellor, Minister of Mellons newyorkthug, Minister of thugged out, bling bling, bang bang Signed for FOK, President MikeTheFirst Minister of Defense Timmehhh Minister of Economic Affairs Ecnelis Minister of Internal Affairs Outlander Minister of Foreign Affairs Tromp Edited March 4, 2009 by Tromp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pooksland Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 and all of those ministers are just as useless as the rest of gov o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlander Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 o/ Poison Clan o/ FOK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeTheFirst Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 o/ PC Too bad no one from PC was available to sign it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobah Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Wow, this brings a smile to my face. Congrats to Poison Clan and our allies in FOK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 I must say that this is certainly interesting to see. I do like both alliances involved, so I have no issue with this treaty. Congratulations on your newfound friendship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmmehhh Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 O/ PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustLooking Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ministers FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 If I had a beard I would stroke it and say...interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvengerNL Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Too bad PC lacks competent gov members. Ah well. o/ I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 This is !@#$@#$ awesome. Good work you two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bill Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 YAY \o/ teh Poison Clan \o/ teh FOK'ers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassman Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 o/ Poison Clan o/ FOK Congrats on new good relationships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Congratulations guys! *roman salute* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavii Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) Very glad to see this! You got yourselves a great treaty there FOK, and PC, you got yourselves an amazing treaty! Hail and such! o/ Edited March 3, 2009 by Xavii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg314 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Congrats guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedRebelDB47 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 o/ PCToo bad no one from PC was available to sign it. Yeah seriously, those Poison Clan kids are seriously so damn inactive. I mean why in the world would FOK sign anything with them? I mean.. oh wait.. Also, I missed posting first only because of my meeting. Damn conference calls. You have your laugh this time, Pooks. <3 FOK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newhotness Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Man, this is hot. Didnt see this one coming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Both alliances are our allies, so this is pretty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 I find this interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Brutus Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Great Friends, Great Alliances, Great Treaty o/ FOK o/ PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwood1 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) Oh FOK you shouldn't have made the same mistake we did ...congrats guys! Edited March 3, 2009 by Derwood1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divi Filius Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 From the looks of it we need to get ourselves some more gov members. o/ PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 I'm happy to see this happen. I wonder who wrote this treaty... o/ FOK o/ PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fernando Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Im just glad that we can solidify our love. For the occasion, I have borrowed a song from thelonelyisland - o7 All the great guys in FOK (even Astronaut Jones) o7 PC as always, and our Awesomeness o7 Everyone involved here This really is the meeting of two mammoths & will last forever. Also, Bacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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