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The UFE Declares Victory


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Ladies and Gentlemen,

As the radioactive fires burn the Arabian Oil Reserves irreversibly creating Global Warming and half of West Eurasia is irradiated. I hereby declare victory on the War on the Environment.

Take that and shove it Al Gore.

OOC: More serious announcements to come later.

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

As the radioactive fires burn the Arabian Oil Reserves irreversibly creating Global Warming and half of West Eurasia is irradiated. I hereby declare victory on the War on the Environment.

Take that and shove it Al Gore.

OOC: More serious announcements to come later.

Congratulations to the UFE.

We'll chill in our spacestation and make plans to colonise the Moon and Mars.

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Excellent. If you ever have interest in putting your brain in a robot body please let us know. Enjoy SPACE!

We will enjoy SPACE quite a bit, thank you, though we are not planning on transferring our minds into robot bodies just yet. But we'll bring enough towels for everyone.

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Wait! How can UFE claim victory when all that jungle in Africa and South America, plus millions of acres of forest in Canada and Siberia?!

... <_<

Not to mention all the unmelted ice shelves, penguins, clean water, and happy people on Antarctica.

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The Imperium would like to announce that it is hosting a military parade in honor of this great victory and would like to invite its allies and interested parties to attend. Our cities are domed and environment sealed so there is no need to dress for the cold of our nuclear winter.

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OOC: For those who can't tell, this is all a joke.

Wait! How can UFE claim victory when all that jungle in Africa and South America, plus millions of acres of forest in Canada and Siberia?!

Claiming victory while only halfway done is a curse for a leader.

OOC: Mission Accomplished? :lol:

IC: The best way to deal with those is to napalm them, causing massive forest fires!

... <_<

Not to mention all the unmelted ice shelves, penguins, clean water, and happy people on Antarctica.

Nuke those to melt the ice. We want to live in Waterworld!

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