Starcraftmazter Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Dear citizens of Bob. It has come to our attention, that our world has been over-run with endless hordes of zombies. Due to the fact that most of the population has become infected with the zombie virus, the alliances of Dark Fist and The Centurion Brotherhood have found it necessary to team up and cure this infection - one bullet at a time. The Zombie Toolbox Accords Preamble BOOM HEADSHOT. Article 1: Peace During our fight against zombies, the survivors agree to not engage in the practise of team-killing. Article 2: Intelligence If the survivors find a location of zombie hordes, they agree to warn each other promptly. It's important to cover each other's backs and look in all directions. It's also important, to not do anything bad behind each other's backs. Article 3: Aid In the event of a bloody battle with zombies, where one of the survivors gets hurt, the other agrees to share their first-aid kits and pain pills. Article 4: Defence If one of the survivors comes under attack by zombies, the other must promptly do everything in their power to help - using whatever guns, ammunition and explosives they have at hand. Pipebombs are highly recommended. Special priority must be given to saving the other survivor from hunters, smokers, boomers and witches. In the event of that either signatory must battle a tank, all heavy weapons must be mobilised to take down the beast. Article 5: Aggression If a survivor decides to attack a group of zombies first, they may ask the other survivor for help - however any such help is optional, yet encouraged. Article 6: Civility The survivors agree to be careful and refrain from dealing out friendly fire at all times - especially during zombie shoot-outs. Article 7: Cancellation Should the survivors find that they no longer require help fighting the zombies, they may cancel these accords with a 72 hour notice. Signed for Dark Fist Daikos, Diarch Starcraftmazter, Diarch Martinius, Minister of Foreign Affairs Signed for The Centurion Brotherhood King Xander the Only, King of the Brotherhood The Royal Centurion Court Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 MOOM KOLL BORN Boom headshot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 We did it for the lulz! Omg rofl epic lol gg no re Grats! o/ What is this I don't even Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassman Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 zombie alliance = epic win Congrats on the treaty too dark fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 +9001 points. TCB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Scream Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN Booom headshot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 MAIM KILL BURN fits in well with killing zombies TCB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakura Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Heh, neat name for a treaty. /me has just two questions though. 1: Who's going to bring the road construction signs. 2: Who's going to pry the ones who can't stand being within a thousand leagues of a zombie out from under their beds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Break out the shotguns and open that Whiskey, they're going on a Zombie Killing Spree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackjax Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 This is the best treaty announcement I have seen in a while. Congratulations and good luck guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxodi Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 O SHI- Kill the zombies! o/ the lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyseto123 Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 This is a butt touching of the name of Anonymous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnAkeBiTe Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 MAIM KILL BURN o/ TCB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daikos Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Awesome treaty is awesome.... Also: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Truck Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatevefr Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Congrats on the treaty TCB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruthenia Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 That doesn't look anything like Monroeville Mall Also congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newhotness Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Oh, this looks nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melint Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Awesome treaty there guys. Zombies. Kill'em all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuiNur Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 I do believe using your aid kits for your teammates unlock certain achievements. hmmm.. congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharduke Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Remember, you run faster with a knife. Congrats on the levels of awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Neptune Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Remember, you run faster with a knife. Congrats on the levels of awesome Or scissors... but only when they're pointed upwards. At any rate, awesome treaty guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raider Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Hooray to both our friends in their battle against the zombie hordes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ty345 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 wat happens when u guys get to switch sides with them? i call hunter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Mao Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 I'm torn between my desire to MAIM KILL BURN and BOOM HEADSHOT. In any case, congrats to our allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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