gfloyd2002 Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Mostly Harmless Declaration of War While we are “mostly” harmless, we can be pushed too far. And we have been. Over time, we have been continually mocked, threatened and attacked and we've had enough. We've just finished the worst 30 days of MHA's existance, and we're angry. We declare war. Our casus belli is as follows: *Poaching nations from MHA; *Regularly trolling top MHA government; *Entering MHA forums without permission, invading key threads; *Attempting to coup MHA government, removing several Ministers from power; *Encouraging rogue nations to attack MHA; *Other invasions upon our peace and security well known to all. MHA considers these actions to be acts of war against us, and makes the DoW as a defense. MHA believes that casus foederis exists for our allies to join in our defense. We hereby invoke: *The Mobius Accords, calling TOP, Sparta, NPO, Valhalla, TPF, OG, IRON, NATO, MXCA to provide all assistance; *Trident, calling FARK and NATO; *The Härmiln accords, calling our Grämlin brothers to our side; *All our other MDoAP and MDP partners to defend us, including Umbrella, Zenith, TORN, FOK, TAB, ACV, RoK; *Individual treaties with NPO, TOP, Sparta and NATO redundant of tC. Those of you not under obligation to defend MHA, please consider the merits of our cause and consider helping. Unaligned nations of conscience, come join the fight. Aqua alliances, your color is under threat, and we need a show of unity. We have friendships that go beyond our treaty relationships. Allies past and future, stand up and be counted. Today, we declare war on real life. Coordination for attack will take place in MHA’s new forums at www.mostlyharmlessalliance.com, in our “Somebody Else’s Problem” forum. There, we usually simply ignore real life. Today, we begin an all out assault on RL. Everyone, please select your targets and let the spam fly. MHA has had enough. Real life, face the wrath of MHA and its allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northrend Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 What is this I don't even? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaBuc Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 While I do feel like doing this at times... fake DoWs, meh. -Bama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 My troops are ready. We strike at dawn o/ MHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balder Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Umm... wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankees Empire Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Well okay then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deth2munkies Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 I thought you were mostly harmless, not randomly insane... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 I'm off to follow my treaty obligations. *commences spamming* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homura Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Hey! Polaris declared war on RL like 2 days ago. )): Stealing our targets )): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 While I do feel like doing this at times... fake DoWs, meh.-Bama Yea, but this was actually..creatively done somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 interesting, very interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Duke Nevsky Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Well, I was kind of disappointed >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobah Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Umm... wut? MHA unfortunately faced problems over the last month. They has new forums. Floyd made me think there was drama then I realized what time it was so I read the thread. I give it a 6/10, only because the thread wasn't closer to update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 I was starting to get excited... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaBuc Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Yea, but this was actually..creatively done somehow. No, I agree, it was much better than most. Still, while it can be done well, it's been done badly so many times that it's kind of ruined, sadly. -Bama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 o/MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtkode Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 lol, loved it, haha at first I thought I would see something actually awesome, but then again, whats awesome in cn anymore... </emo> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Greenberg Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 (edited) I am dissapointed about no war too. Oh well. Edited February 16, 2009 by Ryan Greenberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 (edited) For their own failure to come to our aid in our war against this 'real life' a month ago, TORN shall have to discuss amongst its members to see if MHA shall be given our aid. You get what you give, MHA, and expecting us to fight for you when you failed to come fight for us in our own dire time shows a great deal about your character. In all seriousness, godspeed in your quest to have a better time from here on out. Edited February 16, 2009 by Lord Boris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anu Drake Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Real Life will tremble at the power of our strength! As thrice called upon defenders of MHA, NATO declares war on Real Life and it was not just so we could post this picture... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doitzel Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 You really have had a rough month. Kudos on holding tight and sticking it out, most alliances would've had a much tougher time of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illustrious Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 MHAil! o/ You will feel our jackboots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Even I, The Bad, have found the scourge of RL to be a foe hard to defeat. However TPF will ride into battle with you once again to face this scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doitzel Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Even I, The Bad, have found the scourge of RL to be a foe hard to defeat. I'm surprised. Doesn't NPO share their guides? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 I'm surprised. Doesn't NPO share their guides? Okay. Even I genuinely laughed at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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