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Announcement from Confucianist Government

Confucianism has completed a ditch that encompasses every household in Confucianism. In addition, this ditch connects to the ocean, which allows water to flow through the ditch, albeit salt water, and around everyone's home. This way, everyone has water to swim in, as well as to fish.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Pacifism, President

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Saborian scientists question the usefulness of the ditch, as the salt water may make the ground unusable for agriculture.

Confucius agrees, which is why it encompasses homes and not farmland. Most smart natives have also mixed concrete in their backyards, to provide a base to their ditches. This way, it is recycled throughout the community and does not seep into the soil.

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Confucius agrees, which is why it encompasses homes and not farmland. Most smart natives have also mixed concrete in their backyards, to provide a base to their ditches. This way, it is recycled throughout the community and does not seep into the soil.

Then we'll just recommend that you use stainless steel wherever the ditches are, because normal iron will rust quite quickly with salt-water nearby.

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But iron in/on buildings does. Above/nearby the ditches, et cetera.

I agree, but please keep in mind that native's huts are made, quite simply, by plants. Since most households are native huts, we don't think this should be a problem. With the homes on the outskirts of cities, they are the standard house, wood with drywall. We'll be fine.

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The Empire recommends that Confucianism uses coquina instead. Imperial Garbage Collection Company has offered to sell all shells from the shellfish consumed by the Shillan people.

WE ACCEPT! We shall send you 15,000 bananas and an assortment of monkeys and key lime pie for your hardship.

To the government of the Federacion, we wonder why. We did no such thing! :o

(OOC: You were discussing digging a ditch for Spain's defense. Just because that gave me the idea doesn't mean it's your intellectual property.)

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A most interesting idea. Keep in mind, however, that abnormalities in sea levels, or heavy rainfall, may result in calamity since every residence will be at risk of flooding.

EDIT: OOC: Also, enemies could appear from unlikely places, or deliver unwanted loads through the system. :P Just saying.

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A most interesting idea. Keep in mind, however, that abnormalities in sea levels, or heavy rainfall, may result in calamity since every residence will be at risk of flooding.

Every native always has a trusty canoe. Besides, when the monsoon comes, they are always flooded. This would make no difference. In fact, it is part of the "bringing about" of the manhood of each boy, paddling their canoe in the monsoon.

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