Triyun Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 It has come to our attention that our super man eating alligators, who can survive winter and swim in salt water have escaped their initial habitat in our "Reeducation Universities" in Rebel Virginia. We suspect they are spreading throughout the Eastern Seaboard and possible to other water systems. Our bad. Quote
Rebel Virginia Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) This is tragic to hear. Fortunately for us, however, we found a drunken Australian man in one of our bars. In exchange for, in his words, "real beer and not this watered down American !@#$," he has agreed to hunt down these alligators and, once again, in his words, "stick his thumb of their $@! holes." What a glorious time to be living in Rebel Virginia this is. Edited February 12, 2009 by Rebel Virginia Quote
mastab Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 It has come to our attention that our super man eating alligators, who can survive winter and swim in salt water have escaped their initial habitat in our "Reeducation Universities" in Rebel Virginia. We suspect they are spreading throughout the Eastern Seaboard and possible to other water systems. Our bad. OOC: Kaeva hopes that Super Man will be able to outrun them. Quote
Justinian the Mighty Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 Slavorussian internet blog regulars lol'd at the drunken Australian. Quote
Triyun Posted February 12, 2009 Author Report Posted February 12, 2009 This is tragic to hear. Fortunately for us, however, we found a drunken Australian man in one of our bars. In exchange for, in his words, "real beer and not this watered down American !@#$," he has agreed to hunt down these alligators and, once again, in his words, "stick his thumb of their $@! holes." What a glorious time to be living in Rebel Virginia this is. We assume he was not from Promised Land. Quote
Maelstrom Vortex Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 The Chairman thought, "I better be careful or I'll be mistaken for one and end up in a zoo." Quote
Subtleknifewielder Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 This is tragic to hear. Fortunately for us, however, we found a drunken Australian man in one of our bars. In exchange for, in his words, "real beer and not this watered down American !@#$," he has agreed to hunt down these alligators and, once again, in his words, "stick his thumb of their $@! holes." What a glorious time to be living in Rebel Virginia this is. We assume he was not from Promised Land. Sorry, he probably is. The most Crocodile Hunters come from our regions... The Chairman thought, "I better be careful or I'll be mistaken for one and end up in a zoo." OOC: You dunno how much you made me laught there... :lol: Quote
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